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Hoity Toity Gets Possessed By Duke Nukem.

by thewaffler
Hoity Toity starts hearing voices in head, the only thing is they aren't imaginary.

Hoity Toity wakes up in his lavish penthouse in Upper Manehattan and starts hearing voices in his head. However, turns out he isn't crazy. You see in an Alternate Universe an ultra bad ass human and king of Testosterone named Duke Nukem has just died from saving a bus full of orphans on the way to get heart transplants. It turns out his soul ends up in Equestria in the mind of Hoity Toity probably the most prissy and uppity stallion on the planet. He wakes up one day and little subtle changes start happening.

Join us as we meet the odd couple. A prissy and proper stallion and a macho sadistic narcissistic pervert share one mind. Will Duke change Hoity and help him get the attention of a certain fashion photographer or will Hoity teach Duke some things about himself and grow a little in the process.

Warning this has some strong language and Duke will spout off some homophobic slurs and f-bombs. So, if your easily offended this may not be for you.

Teen
Complete
Alternate Universe
Sad
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Romance
Sex
Random
Crossover
 
OFHPP

9495 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

4 Chapters:

  1. The pasing of an Icon. 2011-12-13 00:49:54 UTC
    1715
  2. The Colt with Two Brains. 2012-01-17 05:07:01 UTC
    1388
  3. The King and The Fashion Guru 2012-03-16 06:11:37 UTC
    2802
  4. THE FINALE: At Least it’s not Duke Nukem Forever 2012-08-19 18:24:13 UTC
    3590