Equestria Life

A spiral of colors ascended around me, it looked like the walls were covered in paintings. I felt that feeling a falling, the one where air rushes past your body and you get a sinking feeling in your stomach. Images on the walls seemed to become detached as I fell and follow me somehow, then one sped down towards me and smashed into my face, sending shards of colorful glass-like material in every direction.

I now noticed that someone was screaming, it was more of a high pitched squawk really, quite confusing really, as I surveyed my surroundings no one else was around me except that big ass dog and...

Big ass dog?!

I looked over to my left, sure enough, an unnaturally sized dog flailed his arms and tried to flap them like wings, his pupils growing smaller and smaller by the second as he looked down. It was quite amusing really.

Then I remembered, Oh shit, I'm falling too.

I then realized it was me making those horrible squawking noises, but... how?

I looked down, or at least the way I thought was down, just as another picture smashed into the side of my head,

"What's going on?!" A frantic voice asked from my left,

I looked in the voice's direction, The dog was staring right at me, like he was asking me something, it had brown fur and gigantic forearms, it's muzzle stuck out fairly far, along with his long, black, dagger-like claws emanating from his paws.

"Ahh!!!!" It screamed, not in a very dog-like voice,

"What's your problem?" I asked, for falling down into the very pits of god knows where, I could hear pretty well,

"Who are you?!" It asked,

I was startled by the dog's ability to talk, "Who are you?!" I asked, I kept being distracted something yellow and foreign on my nose... but I couldn't figure out what it was.

"Conner?!" it asked,

"Jack?!"

I could recognize that idiot's voice from anywhere.

"Why are you a bird thing?!"

"Why are you a dog thing?!"

Then I remembered what the body was, a diamond dog.

Discord!

Another picture smashed into my face, I saw Jack get hit too.

"What are these things?" He asked,

"I don't know! what did Discord do?" I asked, feeling bile rise in my throat,

"I don't know!!!" He barked,

ha ha, barked.

Another picture floated in front of me but didn't hit me, I examined the thing as fast as I could, it was a purple lightning bolt, outlined in rough white marks, it was Mirage's cutie mark, My pony O.C. stood next to me, examining the picture with me,

I turned to look at him, in shock and awe.

"Sup!" he said,

WHAM!!!

Have you ever been hit by a train? Yeah, me neither so I can't say it felt anything like that,

It felt like I fell off of building and landed on the hard ground, then was smashed by a washing machine, who, in this case was Jack.

"Get... Off... Of Me!" I shouted, trying to inhale,

"Get out from under me!" Jack shouted,

"That isn't even possible! you're a goddamn giant!" I screamed,

"Fine" he said, hopping up,

I inhaled deeply, trying to catch my breath, I was surprised how fast he had gotten up, I was hurting pretty badly, then again, he DID use me as a cushion.

"Where are we?" I asked,

"You won't believe me if I tell you" He said,

I rolled over and peered through the landscape, I little town was off in the distance, but it looked, almost pastel colored, hell, I looked pastel colored,

"It looks like we're in a cartoon" I said, "Did you drug me?"

"No!" He said,

"Is this some kind of joke?" I asked,

"No!"

"Then what's going on?"

He put a paw on his chin and looked around, eventually stopping on me,

"Gilda?" he asked,

"What?" I asked,

"You're a griffin!" He said,

"Shut. Up." I said, looking over my body, sure enough, I was an eagle/lion hybrid,

No Fucking Way. I thought,

My body was the spitting image of Gilda, although I had grey feathers, a cream colored coat and the regular yellow claws.

"This is so..." I trailed off,

"Awesome?" he asked,

"No! it's supremely fucked up dude!" I yelled, "This isn't right!"

"No way!" He said, "Have you not seen where we are?"

I actually hadn't put one and one together yet an realized the magnitude of the situation, "No" I said flatly,

"We're in Equestria dude! our dreams come true! things only achieved in Fan Fiction!" He explained,

"Exactly my point! This can't be possible!" I said,

"Well, I don't know about you, but I'm going to say hi to Rainbow Dash!" He said, walking off in the 'Haters Gonna Hate' fashion for a few seconds, then falling on his face.

"Wait just a minute!" I cried, trying to get up myself, it was almost like I was in a bear crawl position, but was oddly comfortable.

I struggled to walk over to him, I guessed that I looked like a drunken idiot from the way I was stumbling about.

"You think they're just going to let some random diamond dog just waltz up into Ponyville?" I asked, "And not do anything about it?"

He looked dumbfounded for a second, then he got a look of shock on his face, "I'm a what?!"

I examined his body, A light brown fur covered his body, black was on the tips of his ears, a pair of golden eyes were fixed onto his face just above a elongated muzzle, he didn't look like any Diamond Dogs from the show, he seemed to be more of a German Shepard from earth.

"Oh, that could be a problem." He said,

"That's what I thought" I said with a snicker,

He glanced over to me with a scowling look on his face, "You think they're going to let a Griffin walk into town? Remember what kind of a impression Gilda made when she was on the show?"

He did have a point.

Oh, this was going to be a long day.