“Again!?” Twilight looked at the sheet once, twice now. “Anon, you... You lost more weight.”

“Really?” You are Anon, and you are unhealthily skinny. “I feel pretty fine, Twilight. Honest!”

“Anon, you’re at 105! You’re lighter than Applejack!”

“Yeah, well...” You really can’t help but wonder, you were doing pretty well until maybe five years ago when you hit the 138 mark. It’s just slowly been going down since. “Maybe I’m just healthy?”

“.....Anon, please be honest with me.” She begged. “Is... Is it because you’re starving?”

“What!? No!”

“Don’t lie, Anon!” She yelled back. “I’ve seen your teeth! I know you have fangs for a reason!”

.....

“Look.” You pinched your brow. “Humans... We can survive without it, alright?”

“Can you?”

She wasn’t buying it, and let’s be honest, you weren’t either. “It’s not like I can openly eat it around here.” You grumble. “Every pony would flip their lid if I decided to eat meat.”

Twilight sighed. “You aren’t healthy, Anon... But you’re right.” She pondered a bit. “Maybe... I could pull some strings, but...”

“But...?”

“Anon, you have to promise me...” She bit at her hoof nervously. “D-do you... Really eat meat?”

You stared her dead in the eyes, visually unchanged. “Twilight, may I be honest with you?” She nodded. “I’m on the brink of a mental crisis.” You admit to her shock. “As an omnivore I can eat most of what ponies eat, but there’s always this voice in the back of my head telling me that I’m going to pounce on the first scrap of flesh I see.” Twilight was... She couldn’t even respond to that. “I don’t wanna spook literally the entire town, I try to keep it down but I’m losing my damn mind.” You’re nose almost touches hers, raving on as you inch closer and closer. Kneeled down to a predatory crawl with wide, animalistic eyes. “I want meat, Twilight. I need meat. I don’t know how much longer I can go before I finally snap and take a bite out of some random pony.”

.........

You can feel a sudden warmth at your fingers, spreading down and sleeping into your palms. You look down and notice the small puddle at Twilight’s flanks. “Oh... Oh god, Twilight. I-I’m so sorry!”

She falls flat on her back, shaking herself out of her fur. “Y-You... You’re ok-kay, Anon.” She stutters in fear. “Tomorrow we’ll... I’ll help you.”

“You... No, I shouldn’t.” Yet the nagging in the back of your skull insisted otherwise. “You likely can’t even handle meat well, let alone prepare it.”

“You leave everything to me, Anon.” She smiles warmly. “I promise, if it’ll keep you from biting somepony then I’ll help you get your fix.”

You can’t help but smirk. “You sound like a drug dealer, Twilight.”

She simply tilted her head curiously. “Like a Doctor?”

Ohh, the innocence of these magical horses... “Sure, that works.” You smiled as an idea came to mind. “Deepest thanks, Twilight. Get that ‘fix’ soon... Or I might bite your leg off.” She gave you the wide-eyed stare of an animal in panic, ready to jump away at a second’s notice. “...I’m joking.”

Yet she wouldn’t settle down. “D-d-don’t joke about that.” She seemed to calm down a bit, though only by a margin. “Seriously.”

You just shrugged. “Sorry, it was in...” You snorted with a cheeky grin. “bad taste.”

’Ba-Dum-Psh!’

.......

“I’ll... I’ll teleport you, Anon.” Twilight threatened. “Seriously, quit it.”

“Okay, okay... For the record though, horse meat isn’t commonly eaten on my planet.” Yeah, unless you were one of those few people that enjoyed Tesco-Burgers... Or a glue eater.

“Just... N-no more horse puns.” She warned. “Especially in town.”

Yeah, yeah. Last thing you wanted was an angry mob of ponies. “I promise.” You reached out and scratched her ear, and like every pony you tried this on, she just went limp. “You forgive me?”

“Mnh... A little to the left.” Her wings drooped down to the floor, eyes rolled back in an almost intoxicated state. “Yeah, that’s the spot.”

“Can I have my pants back?”

“Pants... Uh-... Oh! Oh, right.” She blushed, hesitating to move away but doing so anyway. “Here are your clothes, Anon.” She levitated them from a nearby chest. “I’ll get in contact with the Princess and inform her of your current situation.”

“Thanks a million, Twilight! You don’t know how much I appreciate this!” She literally cannot fathom the relief you feel right now. You’ll be having T-Bone Steaks and Bacon dancing in your dreams for a few nights. “I gotta get home, lemme know when you hear back!”

“Absolutely!”

She waves you off, and once you stepped out from the lab you couldn’t help but clack your heels together in joy. “Hehee! Ol’ Anon’s getting some meat, tonight~!” You sang out without a care. “Plump and juicy, firm and gooey~!”

As you exited, a certain purple dragon couldn’t help but overhear. “Wow, I had no idea humans could... Swing that way.” He held his chin in thought. “I guess that’s why he doesn’t have a marefriend. Who would’ve thought?”

Two weeks pass. Two horrid, agonizingly long weeks. But today’s the day, June 20th on a burning hot day, at Summer’s highest peak.

You’re in Canterlot Castle, with Twilight and Co for... Some reason. You didn’t know, you didn’t care, you were here for one thing and one thing only.

M. E. A. T.

That’s right, spell it! You know what it is!

Juicy, succulent, protein-packed...

MEAT

And by god were you starving! You could smell it already, it was making you salivate! Was that... Turkey? No, ham? Seasoned with the richest spices money Canterlot could afford, slowly cooked over a searing hot fire as it should be?

The thoughts wouldn’t stop, and neither did your ever-growing appetite. “Um... Anon, dear?”

“Wuzzat!?” You snapped to attention quicker than Sponge-Gar. “Huh!? What...?”

Oh, it was only Rarity. “You’re, um... Drooling, dear.”

“Oh...” You wiped the spittle from your mouth. “Just eager, I guess.”

“Eager to eat meat!?” Rainbow hovered overhead. “I knew you were a weirdo-alien but I didn’t think you were this weird! Hey, do you freaky guys eat pony meat on ‘Gurth’ or whatever you call it?”

“Rainbow, that’s enough!” Applejack yelled, consoling a frightened Fluttershy. “Yer makin’ Shy shiver like a shaved Yak!”

“Oh come on, I was just playing!” You stopped, nose raised in the air like a rabbit-beagle. “Uh, dude?” You weren’t paying attention, solely focused on the all-too-familiar scent that wafted in the air. “...Weirdo.”

“Ooh! Whatcha smell, Nonny!?” Pinkie asked, bouncing along.

“...Gravy.” You answered, almost in a whisper. “Sirloin Steak slathered in it, A1 Sauce, Fried Bacon, Pepper-Spiced Chicken, Salt-Grilled Salmon on...” A few extra sniffs. “a Steamed Crab and Shrimp cocktail platter.”

.....Everyone just gave you a collective stare of ‘what the literal hell is wrong with him?’

Except Pinkie, of course. She just looked amazed. “Wowie! That’s one powerful sniffer!” She gawked, completely awestruck.

“Disturbingly accurate...” Rarity mumbled to herself.

“Dangerous...” Applejack joined, rearing Fluttershy behind.

Rainbow just shrugged. “Yeah... That was pretty cool, I guess. I could probs do bett-” Rainbow could smell it now, and in her nose it smelled... “Eugh! Holy Miley, I take it back!” Unpleasant, to say the least. “Smells like my old gym bag and a skunk had a baby!”

“Oh please, Rainbow. It can’t be-“ The scent hit Rarity now, and her nose curled hard. “Oh my word!”

“Girls, please! You’re being seriously-“ Twilight shut her lid when the smell finally passed her nostrils. “I... ’gag’ I-I don’t... Approve of your rude behav-“ She covered her mouth, her lunch threatening to make an emergency exit. “...B-behavi-urp!” Yeah... There was some chunks that time. So, her horn flashed and a bit of magical aura veiled their snouts. “Alright, that should... Help, at the least.”

“Oh, thank heavens!” Rarity moaned in relief. “Thank you so much, Twilight! I couldn’t have lasted a second longer.” The others thanked Twilight collectively so, except you, as you were still riding the high of the scent despite having your nose veiled...

Until you noticed the lack of scent and rubbed the magic away, falling into his bliss once more. “Meat... Meat...” Now you were devolving to speaking cave-talk.

“’Snort!’ The weirdo’s even talking weird.” Rainbow cracked, earning a snicker from Pinkie.

Up ahead were two guards, and the door leading up to the royal banquet hall. They gave the human one look and, though scared a bit stiff by his ceaseless slobbering and almost deranged look, allowed entry.

But of course you didn’t wait. You out-right headbutted the-

’SMASH!’

.....

You... Headbutted a hole... In the door.

“...Wow.” Yeah, not even Rainbow had a snappy remark to make at this senseless violence. She was just out-right disturbed by your inability to feel pain.

Almost scared, in a way...

“I... Want... Meeeeaaaaat.” You groaned like a mindless zombie, head still in the stone-carved door.

Both guards gave a worried look to Twilight, who just forced a smile. “H-He’s... Just a little excited.” Your head had slipped out on its own and began mindlessly knawing on the edges of your improvised door hole. “Ehehe... Yeeaaahhh.” Twilight pulled you away with some magic, keeping you close via a magical teather around your neck...

Plus a magically-transmutated muzzle to cover the gaping mouth. Don’t wanna take any chances.

“We’ll just be on our way.” The guards awkwardly opened the gate, and the stench had hit them once again. Powerful enough to sting their eyes now.

You, however, only looked on at the table that had been set-up. Everything was as predicted and neatly organized, with the bigger dishes closest to the center and the smaller ones edged around the border.

To the ponies, it was organized death. A banquet of utter cruelty and-

”MMEEEEAAAAAAAT!!!”

You jerked, dragging Twilight by her horn toward the cooked meat. “N-NO! ANON, STOP!” The connection was eventually severed, freeing the beast to literally dive right into the table and-

’Savage, animalistic sloshing!’

completely destroy EVERYTHING being served.

You started at the chicken, viciously ripping it’s legs off and taking turns biting chunks into the crispy thighs. You moved onto the steaks, stuffing your maw with A1 and chewy, succulent sirloin meat. Following that was the fish, tearing chunks out of the salmon with a slasher smile stained in brownish-red sauce, crunching open the crab exoskeleton with your bare teeth and eating the soft insides. The shrimp cocktail was chugged uncaringly, most of the actual cocktail spilling over your shrimp-filled maw. It simply wasn’t meat. You only wanted meat.

Meat.

MEAT!

You bellowed out a savage roar, clothes and skin stained with splotches brown and red. ”MEEEAAAAAT!!!”

From there onward, you just kept randomly attacking meats. Eaten or untouched. You were completely lost in your primal senses. Twilight looked on in absolute horror as she gained front-row seats to the slaughter show, sitting in her own soiled blatter as bits and juices dotted her once-innocent face. Pinkie and Rainbow were wide-eyed in shock, with Applejack shielding herself with her hat and protecting Flutters virgin-eyes. As for Rarity... She just sat there, transfixed on this once sane man tearing into flesh and bone like a mindless animal.

’Door creaking’

Now onto the main event, both Princesses in the flesh. “By my Sun!” Their once beautiful eating chamber was now on-par with Stalin’s Gulags in terms of bloody. In the center was none other than you, on all fours and devouring a ham slice like it a vicious leopard tearing into a pot-bellied pig. If you think that’s an exaduration, fucking think again. “Oh... Look at all the stains.”

“The only thing rivaling thy stains is this... Pungent scent.” Luna held her snout in disgust. “It’s ungodly!”

’Buuurp!’

You couldn’t stuff anymore down your throat despite your instinctual desires, and promptly collapsed into the bone and leftover meat for one helluva dinner nap. You were a happy little human now. So full and satisfied, almost spoiled rotten as you snoozed away the fatigue.

But goddamn did you reek, even by human standards.

“Um... I take it the human was happy with thine cooking abilities?” Luna started on an awkward note. “We did just as his dreams foretold, right down to the ‘A1’ sauce as they named it on his planet.”

“...Yes, I think you really made the human happy, Lulu.” Celestia approved, guarding her nostrils similarly. “Now, why don’t we let the castle air out?” Most of the ponies were glad to leave, and the only two that remained were Twilight, who was curled up in a ball inside her own head, and Rarity who was still pretty...

“S-such... Savagery.” Out there, given her dead gaze. “He truly is a Predator.” Rarity had, astonishingly, began to move. “He could... He could easily pin me down.” Slowly approaching. “Rip into me...” Rarity what the hell are you doing. “With those...brutish hands.” Her hoof was so close. “Those sharp teeth...”

’poke’

You jerked awake with a roar, jumping at whatever was touching you and pinning it to...

.....

What the hell were you doing? “R-Rarity!?” You quickly let go of her neck, backpedaling in fear. “I’m so sorry! I-I didn’t hurt you, did I!?”

...She was dead silent, each ticking second piling more and more guilt onto you. “No.” She quietly stood up, fixing her mane and posture. “You just surprised me is all, I’m perfectly fine.”

The calmness in her voice was sorta... Off-putting. “Um, okay... Glad that I didn’t.” Now you notice the many many stains on your clothes, and all the bones and half-eaten slabs of meat you were laying on. “Oh god!”

“Indeed, Anon.” She trotted away, dragging a broken Twilight within her telekinetic grip. “You should clean up soon so you may properly thank Princess Luna, if I remember correctly she was the one who made this possible!”

The two left through the corridors, leaving you utop your mess of mangled flesh and bone... You really hoped Twilight would forgive you, should she recover from whatever trauma you had inflicted.

You are Anon, passing by another two weeks since you’d been blessed by the flavors of meat. As of right now you had measuring tape wrapped around your shirtless figure. “Hmm... Well dear Anon, it seems you’ve been gaining more muscle!” Rarity announced, since Twilight was too frightened by your presence to evaluate you anymore. Whenever she sees you now pees herself out of reflex, pretty funny sight until you’re teleported to who knows where...

Not to mention that Applejack and Rainbow try to avoid you now. Pinkie does try to keep a straight face talking to you, bless her heart. And Fluttershy, ironically, is pretty unaffected since she’s seen this kind of thing from her own animals. If anything, she’s opened up more to you nowadays!

Then there’s Rarity who, bizarrely enough, treats you just the same as before. Only difference from her and Flutters is you have absolutely no idea why she isn’t afraid. You’ve wanted to ask but... It felt too soon or something? “Something the matter, dear?”

“Huh? No... Well, sorta, but not really.”

“You’re worried about the others, aren’t you.” The tape slithered off your form. “Pay then no mind, dear. I’m sure they will recover and learn to accept you for what you are.” She paused... “Well, poor Twilight is a touch debatable.”

Yeah, no question there. “I guess that’s one thing, but it wasn’t what was bugging me.”

“Whatever troubles you, dear?”

Should you?... Yeah, you decided to man-up and just ask her. “I’m just kinda... Confused. Everyone treats me different now, but you haven’t really... Changed, I guess.” You rub your head awkwardly. “It’s just weird seeing you so fearless after watching me go nuts. Especially after I attacked you, specifically.”

Rarity gave you a curious stare, rolling the tape back up and tucking it away. “Might I show you something, dearie?”

“What would that be?”

She sits down, giving you her neck. “Dig around just a few inches above my shoulder, it should still be there.”

You do as told, moving the fur around until you find... “Is that a bite mark!?”

“Yes, your bite mark.” You have no words, only guilt sinking into your gut. “You even drew blood, believe it or not. I’d never been so scared in all of my life.”

“...I’m so so sorry.” You felt like an animal now, senseless and-

“You assume I hated it?”

...Wait. “Rarity, I bit you!” You protested.

“And...?” You were left dumbfounded. “May I tell you a secret, Anon?” She guided you lower so she could reach and whispered into your ear. “I want you to bite me.”

.......Top ten things that have made you question the minds of women! Numbers 10 through 1, this right fucking here! “Could you... Repeat that.”

“Seeing you rip and tear into your meat like a cold-blooded Predator...” Rarity licked his ear, sending chills and reality-questioning thoughts up his spine. “My heart was pounding so fast, I was so scared I couldn’t move... And it made me so hot.”

This had to be a sick joke. “Rarity-“

She silenced you with a hoof. “Make me your prey... Won’t you?”

Will you, Anon? Will you fullfill the brony stereotype and violently fuck a horse right here and now? “I-I...”

“What if I told you I could cook your precious meat~?”

.........You grabbed her and threw her to the floor, fangs barred and ready to taste pony blood. “You want an animal?”

“Yes! A thousand times yes!!!” Rarity practically begged. “Sink your teeth into me, please!” Going from practically to literally.

You open your mouth wide.

’Chomp!’

Rarity was singing a whale-song of moans, hugging you tight in her hooves as you bit into her neck. You could taste it, the metallic bitterness of fresh blood on your tongue. You didn’t know why but the taste just made you wanna go crazy!

’Chomp!’

So, you took another bite. This time on her shoulder, and much harder. “’Aaaugh! It... It hurts!” She moaned in pain. “Hurts... so good!” She relished in the feeling of vulnerability, fucking loved the thoughts of being used by this beast. “A-Anooon~“ She could feel his nails scratching her up. “I’m so wet.”

“From being bit?... Dirty slut.” His Fingers dug around her hot-pocket, a sensation that so few a pony have ever felt. “You know what that is, Rarity?”

She was panting hard at his fingers. “A... A whorse.” She answered. “A mare that loves being used.”

“That’s right, whorse.” Fuck it, you were getting into this now. Twenty years of no puss was about to come to an end! You pulled out the ol’ willy and made for the marshmallow lips.

“S-SIS!!!” What in the seven circles!?

’Twack!’

A magical bolt strikes you right between the legs, you could hear the sounds of angels crying all around. “Rose... Bud.” You collapse to your side, holding your crotch and holding back the tears.

“Take that, monster!” Guess that dry-spell’s gonna last a while longer now that Rarity’s little sis might’ve mutilated your genitals. “What did he do!? Wh-Where’s all the blood coming from!?”

If you weren’t chased out of town for biting the Element of Generosity twice today...

You wondered briefly if Luna would take you in given enough begging.

“Sweetie Bell, it’s just hoof-polish!” Rarity comes in for the save! “Anon spilled it on my And was trying to clean it up!”

..... “Ohhhhh!” She actually fucking bought it. “So that’s why you said you were wet!” You could only imagine the blush Rarity had, since you couldn’t move to see for yourself.

“Yes, q-quite...” You felt a hoof on your shoulder. “I’m so very sorry for Sweetie’s actions, Anonymous. Where did the bolt hit?”

“S-someplace... Below the belt.”

“Oh dear, you poor thing.” She leaned in and whispered. ”I’ll make this up to you, I promise.”

Oohohoho, she better.

“Sweetie, I think Anon deserves an apology.”

You sit up, painfully so. “Sorry Mr. Anon...” She looks downward. “I was just protecting Rarity.”

“Don’t... Mention it, kid.” You couldn’t really stay mad at that cute face, despite the throbbing pain. “Just... N-never hit me there again, okay?”

She smiled wide. “I promise!”

She trotted to her room, allowing you to do a goods check. “Ngh... Hurts but nothing’s missing.” You look toward Rarity, who is... Still bleeding pretty badly. “Sooo... That happened.”

“Yes... Yes it did.”

Awkward silence..... Painfully awkward, at that. “...Let’s get those wounds treated.” You manage to get to your feet, ignoring the pain. “I owe you that much.”

“...Yes.” She managed a smile. “Is your... Injury okay?”

“Yeah, I’ll live.”

The two of you silently made for the kitchen, where the medical stuff was kept. You chucked down some pain killers (thank god those existed here) and began treating Rarity’s marks. “...I’m sorry.” Rarity finally spoke.

“For what?”

“For... Being so forward.” She blushed. “Not even a single date and I’m all over you... Even highschool fillies have more restraint than me.”

“It was the heat of the moment, don’t worry.” He finished dressing her marks, only took some wraps to stop the blood. “Still, I’m pretty shocked you’d go for a ‘weirdo’ like me.”

“Why would you think that?” She asked. “You’re a nice enough boy.”

“I’m not exactly a pony.”

Rarity just gave you a weird look. “What does that matter?” And you gave the look right back. “Darling, I’ve dated other species before when I was younger. It isn’t uncommon in our world.”

“Oh... Right.” C’mon, ask her you pussy! Be a man and play your roll as stereotype horse-fucker! “Would you... Wanna date, then?”

“Oh? After being fangs-deep in my delicate fur?” Rarity teased you with a light hit on your arm. “Such a barbarian.”

“Last I remember you were begging for it.” You shot back.

“Then humans must have terrible memories.”

“...Yeah, guess we do.” You decided to let her have this one, which was rewarded with a peck in your cheek, something you haven’t had in a looong time... Felt pretty nice, admittedly. “Should I pick you up tonight?”

“I’d love it if you did.” You didn’t really know why, but you were... Pretty excited to date this little pony.

Yeah, it may be beastiality but... No, actually, yeah. Still pretty weird in your eyes, but you were willing to give it a shot. I mean, you’ve been magic-blasted in the balls by a small Unicorn today. Maybe the chances of finding love in Equestria isn’t that far off.

You get up t- “AH!” And you sit back down, holding your groin in pain. “Ow...”

Rarity looked concerned. “How about we hold it for next week so you may heal.”

You nod. “Good idea...” With the assistance of your new potential marefriend, you make it to your feet. “Hey... Were you bluffing about knowing how to cook meat?”

Her eyes widen. “Um... I don’t remember saying anything about that, dear.” Dirty little liar. “Maybe, should a few dates go by well, I could get the knowledge from Princess Luna?”

“...Sure, that sounds good.” Likely gonna be the best deal you’re gonna get in horse land as is. “I’ll... Ask you out again after I’ve healed.”

“And I’ll be waiting for you, darling.” She blew a kiss as you walked out. “Take care~!”

You waved her off like an idiot, heading back home. Today was arguably a pretty okay day...

Author's Note

Might make more, probably sex stuff and meat.

There will always be meat.