Tastes Like Chicken!

by Almighty Mudkip

The Best Beefcakes are Green

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Author's Note

Here’s the sin I considered making, hope you like Joestar Anon!


The Best Beefcakes are Green

“Twenty-six!... Twenty-seven!... Twenty-eight!” Sweat glistened off of beautifully tones pecks, dripping down the bulging abs of a fucking warrior of a man. “Thirty-three!... Thirty-four!” Big bulging biceps throbbed with wanton power at the strain of this pull-up bar, yet the speed remained constant with little signs of fatigue. The man grit his teeth hard with a growing smile. “Feel it, Anon... Love the pain!” If anything, he was somehow moving faster. “Forty-five! Forty-six! Forty-seven! Forty-eight!” He moved like a train piston. Up and down, up and down, up and down! “Fifty-six! Fifty-seven! Fifty-eight! Fifty-nine!” With one last pull, the man let go of the bar and came crashing into the floor with a room-shaking thump! “Hah! Sixty!” He gave a victory flex, brimming with confidence.

Weighing in at two-hundred and eighty pounds of toned muscle, upper and lower-body, was you... The green-skinned human, Anonymous.

Looking in the fancy gem-lined wall mirror, you stared back at a charismatic smile with some of the beefiest muscles on this side of Equestria. Big Macintosh had stamina but his muscles couldn’t compare, and Iron Will was within reach of your growing strength.

“Oh, darling!” Of course, you had something that those lugs didn’t. “You’re going to come through the floor if you aren’t careful.” You had a beautiful mare, a delicate rose by the name of Rarity.

“Sorry hun, I keep forgetting to move a mattress in here.” She offered you some tea, which you happily took with a kiss for her kindness. “I can go and pick one up on my run, sound good?”

“Definitely. Oh, could you be a dear and go and pick-up Sweetie while you’re out?”

“Sure thing, is she at the school yard?”

She nodded as you handed back the tea cup. “I’ll need to run a few errands while you’re out, so just keep out of trouble until I get back.” She hopped up and pulled you down for a kiss, one that said a lot more than ‘be good, love you’ with that added tongue. “I should mention that Sweetie’s staying the night at Applejack’s.”

“N-... Noted.” Yep, she’s still strong as ever, and you were left metaphorically slapped by her charms. “W-well, I shouldn’t waste too much time.”

“I agree.” She turned to leave with a wink, flanks raised a bit higher than usual.

It was payback time...

’Smack!’

Rarity gasped, nearly dropping the tea cup from her magical grip as a strong hand came down on her white rear. “Oh my~!”

“Remind me, Rare-bear...” You knelt down and pulled her tail a bit, running your fingers up and down her side. You knew her switches well, and you knew just how to press them. “What are you...?”

.....

“I’m...” She whimpered. “I’m the prey.”

You grew an evil smiled, running your hand up her side and over her neck. “I expect you to be a good girl for me, love.” Your fingers met her lips, which she happily licked and sucked. “Can you be a good girl...?”

“Ngh... Mm~.” She didn’t wanna let go of your fingers to respond, so out of irritation you yanked her tail. “Mmh~!”

“Do not make me repeat myself.” You stated calmly, but very firmly. “Answer me.”

Her hind legs were quivering, tears rolling down her eyes as Anon grew rougher with his delicate rose. Half of her brain was TV static, the other half was a screaming voice reminding her not to disobey Anonymous. “Mm...Pwah!” She spit out his fingers, panting and blushing a deep red. “I... Ahh~...” She could feel her genitals involuntarily winking, the slimy little droplets of arousal running down her inner thigh. “I... I’ll be a g-good...”

’Smack!’

“GIIIRL~!” Rarity, bless her poor soul, had already failed her word and disobeyed Anon... Right on his good pants, too.

“You... Filthy little-!”

’SMACK!’

She shamefully moaned out her pain-infused pleasure, a guttural cry of submission for everyone to hear. “Ohh Celestia... I’m sorry~!”

.....

“Hmph...” Anon let go of her tail, her legs wobbled but held her balance despite the abuse. “Be a good girl from now on, okay hun?” You gave her a kiss on the cheek and followed up with one last thing. “Don’t you dare touch yourself, either.”

“Y-... Yes.” She answered, still recovering from everything. “I’ll be a good girl from now on.”

You smiled, appeased but not quite satisfied. “Prove it.” You pointed to the stain on your pants... Rarity blushed, but nodded and began licking at the stain. “Yeah, that’s a good girl...” You gently pet her, forcing a deeper blush from her. She was such a cute thing, so fun to play with...

Still, as much as you’d like rewarding her, you had things to do and fillies to escort. “That’s enough, my lovely.” She looked up at you and wined a bit, but a glare quickly shut her up. “Sweetie isn’t gonna escort herself, Celestia knows she likes to wander.”

“R-right, of course.” Unsatisfied and abused, Rarity cleaned herself up while you put on a tank top and grabbed your wallet. She saw you out the door with a kiss goodbye and a few whispered words. “I promise I’ll be a good girl while you’re out.~”

“You better be.” You whispered back, kissing her cheek and waving goodbye. “I’ll be back soon!” Now, with that out of the way, you got your mind focused back on the day’s chores.

First stop, Sweetie Belle...


“Sis, why’re you shakin’ so bad?” Applebloom asked, as both Applejack and Big Macintosh followed close to her. “Anon’s a real nice guy! He won’t never hurt me!”

“Now I... T-told ya a hundred times!” She was quite pale, despite her stubbornness granting her a sort of false courage. “That big, burly ‘Nonymous is a carnivore!”

“Nuh-uh, Anon’s an Omni... Om-nah-vore!” She corrected, sorta. “Tell ‘er Bro!”

He just nodded silently.

“C-call ‘em whatever ya want, I know what I seen that day.” She stared a thousand-yard gaze. “Ah still get nightmares ‘bout it...”

.....

“Ah gotta say, dat Anonymous fellow’s got you pretty wound up.” Big Mac pointed out.

She just huffed, straightening her hat. “Ya think?”

“Hey now, no need fer sass.” He scolded. “I’d also like to say, Applebloom...” He looked over at the big oak-tree library in the far distance. “Yer sis could be in... A lot worse shape.”

The three of them looked at the large tree, an ominous cloud seeming to hang over it. “Yeah... Ah suppose I could be.” Applejack added. “So just... Bear with me, alright? It’s really tough facin’ Anon after all this time.”

Applebloom smiled. “I promise, he’s harmless! He gives me an’ Sweetie shoulder-rides sometimes!”

Applejack smiled back, thinking of the trouble these fillies probably cause him. “Speakin’ of, where is Sweetie Belle?”

Applebloom looked around, until she spotted an enormous green man with a small filly beside him. “Nonny!”

Applejack’s eyes met the man of muscle himself, and she could feel what little confidence she built up deflate like a sad balloon. “Oh... O-Oh mah stars.” Had she been able to, she would’ve peed on the spot. “Why’s he s-so... S-s-so...”

.....

“Big?” Big Mac finished. “I told ya before, the fellow’s been workin’ out.” He looked back down at her, only to find a dust cloud in her shape slowly vanishing in the wind. “...Hm.” He slowly walked over to you, greeting with a nod. “Been a while, Anon.”

“Oh, how’s it going Big Mac?” You greeted back.

“Oh, same ol’ same ol’.” He replied. “Applejack was s’pose to be here, but she done turn tail before ya arrived.”

“Still scared, huh?” Yeah, you couldn’t really blame her too much. Not after what she saw from you. “You here to take the two?”

“Eeyup.” He answered. “C’mon Sweetie.”

She was happy as ever, leaving your side to go to Big Mac’s. “Buh-bye, Nonny! Love you!”

“Love you too, Sweetie! You better behave yourself while you’re up at the barn!” She stuck her tongue out at you, running off to join Applebloom. “Well, that’s one thing off my list...”

With nothing else to do you turned and began jogging once again. “Now I just need a mattress and-“

“SURPRISE CUPCAKE!” A pink hoof hit your open mouth dead-center, sweetness and icing dancing around your tongue. “Critical hit!” Pinkie cheered, you played along and gave her a thumbs up.

After you swallowed the treat you smiled down at her. “Good to see you too, Pinkie.” The town was always brighter when she was around, she never looked at you with fear or anger even after the whole ‘meat-eater’ thing. “So what’s-“ She hunkered down right in front of your feet. “Huh?” Granted, Pinkie confusing you isn’t anything-

“Rainbooow-!” Before you could turn an unknown force hit you right in the back. “KICK!” You were forced forward, tripping over Pinkie’s body. You came crashing down with a town-shaking thud.

.....

“I think... I could feel something that time.” This was followed by a frustrated groan, and Pinkie’s nearby giggling. “Sorry Rainbow, no dice this time.”

“Dude, what the hay are you made of?” She landed beside you, poking at your muscle-packed arm as you were getting up. “That was like, a twenty-foot dive-kick!”

“I’ve wrestled Shy’s bear before, you’re gonna have to go higher.” You bragged, pounding on your chest with a fist. “Say, you got any training mats or something like that? Rare-bear’s afraid I’m gonna fall through her ceiling when I’m making gains.”

She pondered a bit, squinting her eyes in thought. “Um... Yeah, I think I got something.” She answered. “But I don’t think it’ll help since you’re, like, a shaved gorilla.”

“Okay, that stings.” You told her, just the slightest bit offended. “But you got a point, just gotta go buy a mattress.”

“Good luck muscle-head, I gotta go babysit clouds.” She took off with a leap and a beat of her wings. “I’ll call you when I need a wall for crash-practice!”

Yep, a real charmer, that one. But at least she isn’t avoiding you anymore. “I should get going, Pinkie. Love to hang out sometime.”

She didn’t respond, she was scrunching hard in what you assumed was deep thought.

.....

You stared, expecting some sort of light bulb to pop up above her head. After a few more seconds of nothing you simply decided to wave goodbye. “Catch you... Later?”

.....

Riiight... To the furniture store! Pretty sure they sold mattresses.

(Later)

After a long search for the actual mattress store, good cardio, and you single-handedly carrying a mattress across town; you were officially wiped. But home was within sight, and if your nose was correct you could smell something cooking from behind those doors. “Praise the good lord...” You opened the door and set the mattress down, but no Rarity was in sight. “Weird.” You shrugged and lugged the mattress up the stairs, opening the door to your little work-out room and setting it down on the floor. “Ahh... Good hustle, Anon!”

Then, a peculiar smell hooked your nostrils and turned you toward the door. “Ohh... Mmm~.” You could never, ever mistake it. Not in a million year. It intoxicated you like a Siren’s voice, beckoning you with cartoonish steam-formed fingers. “So... Hungry.

You were hypnotized, moving with dragging feet out into the hall and into Rarity’s room. The sharp smell of expensive perfume was enough to snap you back into reality. “Wha... Rare-bear’s room?” Light shuffling could be heard from inside.

.....

You grabbed the knob and turned it, mind running wild with what she was possibly doing. You saw a meal, plates of various cooked meats splayed out in front of you.

Then there was Rarity, hooves bound together by tight leather belts and blind-folded, a slobbery red ball-gag wedges between her teeth. “Ngh... Nnh~!” She squirmed, likely trying to signal something.

“This... Did you...?” She blushed, nodding lightly. “My, my...” The sinful thoughts were starting to corrupt you. “You’ve definitely earned a reward for being so good.” You set the food on a nearby dresser, you’d tear into those later. You loosened the bonds keeping her hind legs together and spread them out. “Would you like that, hun?”

“Nngh! Mhmm!” She nodded, arching her back a bit.

“That’s a good toy...” You pinched her stuff little teats, making her bite the gag harder as a muffled cry was forced from her. “I’m so lucky to have such a kind-hearted mare.” You leaned down and kissed her cheek, you could feel her fidgeting as you relentlessly teased her. “Let’s go a bit lower now...” You went down her waist and found the pot at the end of the rainbow, already so moist and warm with need. “You love my fingers, don’t you...” You rubbed and pinched her engorged cherry, she was moaning so softly with slobber dripping onto the sheets. “...You won’t answer?” Her disobedience was met with a forceful pull on her clit, she cried out in shock and pain.

“Nngh! Nhnn! Nhnn!” She desperately nodded in agreement.

“See? That wasn’t so hard...” You began rubbing her again, this time with a little more adventure in mind. “Can you handle more?”

She nodded, until your fingers came across her tight little love-hole. Prodding it made her hips buck, she shook her head with a throbbing vagina and muffled warnings.

“So you’re that close...?” She nodded, despite the nagging desire. “Thank you very much for telling me.” You decided to leave her legs free, grabbing a bottle of Griffin-imported A1 sauce from the dresser. “Are you afraid of getting your fur dirty?”

She was hesitant for a few seconds, but shook her head no.

“So brave...” You popped the bottle open, getting a little taste of it for yourself. It was still cold, with the tangy and sweet-ish signature flavor that reminded you of blood and steak. You held the bottle onto her nose, she gagged a bit but... Even she seemed to be put into a sort of euphoria from it.

Or perhaps it was so pungent to her that it was making her physically sick.

...Either way, the key was letting her know what was about to happen. “It’s a little cold, baby...” You started with her neck, she gasped with a shiver but slowly adjusted as it oozed down her fur. “That’s it...” You crawled over her prone body and started licking it off of her, adding in playful bites and tugs with your teeth. Her blush was adorable, and the noises she was making were so bloody sexy...

’Chomp!’

“Nngh!” Rarity squirmed, likely in pain from the sharp bite Anon gave her. Her heart was beating so fast, fear was dominating her mind. She was a sheep in the jaws of a hungry wolf...

You could taste blood, the bitterness and taste of iron assaulting your tongue. It was driving you wild, like a blood-lusted shark! “The predator’s getting rough now...” You threw off your pants, pressing your throbbing dick in your blinded prey’s face. The noises and cute squirming said she wanted it, and she wanted it bad.

But no... You ripped the ball gag off, allowing her to speak. “Gah~! Haah! You senseless... Animal~!” You locked lips with her, fighting her tongue for dominance and feeling hers fight back just as desperately. Her unbound legs hugged yours, grinding her sex against your muscly thigh. ”Mm~! Nnh Mmmph~!”

You pulled her away, giving her bottom lip a love bite before backing off. “I love you so much, Rare-bear.” She responded with attacking your mouth once again, redoubling her efforts.

She pulled away after another minute of this and practically begged. “I need it, Anon... I’ve been such a good girl.”

She has, that you cannot deny... “Alright hun, you’ve earned it.” You grabbed her flanks with a tight squeeze, dragging her ass over so you could take what was yours. “Mm, yes~.” You grabbed her tail and sank your cock into a hot, throbbing slit of warmth.

“Oh Celestia~!” She was overcome by the penetration, arching her back hard with a tongue lulled out. “Ahh... Haah~!” The pulling of her precious tail was what topped this cake of lust, a cake she shamelessly engorged as you were pounding her senseless. ”Deeper! R-Rougher~!”

“Oh god... You’re so fucking hot.” You plowed deeper, hips slamming into her flanks hard enough to bruise. “You’re mine! You’re my horny little breeding horse!”

Yes~! I’m a filthy baby-maker!” Anon out-right pinned her to the bed by her neck, squeezing down on her as he pulled her tail up. “S-so rough... I’m too delicate~!” An eye was poking out from the loose blind, it was rolled up straight to the heavens. “A-An... Anon...!” She spoke, panting harder. “I’m going... T-to...!” Anon licked up her ear, sending quakes through her spine. He wasn’t showing any signs of slowing down. “C-... Close...!” She warned, clenching her eye shut.

“Do it.” He nibbled on her ear, Rarity bit her lip hard enough to bleed. She stuffed her face in the sheets and fucking screamed, her pussy pulsing and squeezing on Anon’s girth as her heart was gushing with electric pleasure.

The sheets under them were soaked through with her juices, with semen leaking out from their connected genitals. She could feel it, too. The pulsing and throbbing as she was filled with warmth, tickling her from the bottom of her heart.

The two love birds finally calmed down, Rarity a tangy, slightly bloody mess and you feeling more manly than any amount of muscles could grant. “Oh god... That was fan...tastic.” You collapsed, landing next to Rarity. “I didn’t hurt you too bad... Did I?”

She didn’t answer, instead snuggling into your burly chest and licking you. “I just hope I don’t smell too horribly tomorrow.”

You smiled, hugging her close. “Nothing will compare to that meat when it goes bad in the morning.”

.....

“I’ll go throw it away.”

“Please, burn it.” Rarity added/begged. “Trash bags won’t ever contain such an awful smell.”

“I’ll see what I can do.” You got up, making yourself decent and grabbing the plates, taking them out to the kitchen. “What a waste...” You looked down, taking a bite from what you could assume was pork. “Mm, she’s definitely getting better.” You glanced at the window, seeing... What looked like a shadowy blur dart off from the other side. “The hell?” You went to the window and looked around, finding nothing but the night sky and the silhouettes of other houses.

.....

“Must be an animal.” You lost interest pretty quick, back to biting chunks out of the pork. “I’ll eat the rest and hit the sack.”


Fear...

Ever since that day, ever since poor Twilight bore her eyes on the carnage of a hungry human, fear has haunted her like a vengeful spirit. “That... Monster.” Twilight was here once again, at the dead of night, facing the fear that plagued her. “D-did he see me?” Constant ‘what if’ questions and scenarios played in her mind like a marathon; each one a generic horror-flick where she was caught...

Most ended with her cornered by a deranged human, forcefully pinned down, and...

And...

.....

“Trapped.” Twilight panted softly, feeling herself blush from behind Rarity’s garbage can. “N-no...” She whimpered, the graphic details playing in her head sending her into a masochistic euphoria. “Don’t eat... D-don’t eat me.” She begged the rabid human in her mind, hoof traveling a bit too low for a family-friendly rating...

Eeyup, Twilight’s a complicated individual.

“What are you...” Her hoof brushed over the purple bump, eyes clenching shut as she delved into her twisted fantasy. “Not... There~!” She covered her mouth with her free hoof, face turning beet-red as she massaged and rubbed her teat. “Dirty... Shameless brute~.” She was biting her wrist now, feeling her nipples harden and grow with the passing seconds. She lay against the boutique and slouched with her hind legs raised, imagining human hands on her prone, exposed body. ”I’ll scream...!” Yet the imaginary hands continued to feel her; cupping her cheek with a faux gentleness, rubbing along her flank, dragging up her back and running fingers through her mane...

Those perverse, powerful fingers.

“I’m... G-gonna scream!” She quietly threatened, her heart racing as she felt arousal dripping down to her tail. She teased her inner thigh, tracing around the purple lips just as her imaginary assailant did. “I’m...!” The nonexistent tongue licking up her neck sent shivers through her. “N-... N-Ngh~!” The nibbling teeth, the feral breathing against her neck... It made her so bloody wet

“Please...” She begged, breathless and dripping. “Just let me live... I’ll do anything.” Ohh, the thoughts and scenarios swimming through that mind. “Y-yes... Anything.” Her hoof slowly rubbed up and down the purple slit, goosebumps chilling her skin. “Ahh~... A-any...thing!”

The window above her flashed with light, she gasped with surprise and quickly ceased her sinful acts.

.....

She, oh so slowly, took a risky peak into the window above. “Is he...?” What she saw was absolutely horrific. “H-...H-Human.” There he was once again, completely shirtless in all of his muscle-packed glory. “Anon...” She was utterly terrified, yet she nearly moaned his name. “You powerful... D-dangerous...” Her tail twitched, light drips patting the ground between her hind legs. “Ngh~... Oh Celestia.” She watched Anon with a fearful pit in her gut, a plate in his hands with a slab of cooked meat. “N-no...” She watched him open his mouth, trembling at the sight of those teeth. “Anything but that... Please.” She watched him bite into the meat, ripping it up one bite after another like a starved wolf.

Twilight, in front of god and everybody, jilled her clit like she was rubbing a Genie out of it. “Bite me... M-Make me bleed.” She whimpered in her lust, her single eye staring mad from the lower-left corner of the window. “Pull my tail, sink your fangs into my fur, lick my blood and...!” Her magic formed around the base of her tail, pulling it with a painful force. “C-... Call me a dirty horse~!” The human was pinning her down and absolutely plowing her in her head, hell-bent on breaking her pony pussy with an eight-inch, apparently barbed cock.

.....

She didn’t know what human cock looked like.

“Almost...” She could almost feel it scraping her insides, the throbbing and twitching tip pecking against her cervix over and over. ”A-Anon... Cum inside me.” She was trembling bad, her pussy soaked and convulsing for a nonexistent human dick. “Breed me like your wife in heat... D-do it!” Human cock kissed her pony cervix, filling her deepest parts with thick human seed.

Twilight shamelessly came, biting her hoof to muffle her squeals as she soaked the dirt behind her in girl goo. The only thoughts running through her mind were the images of her uterus being violated by human sperm, along with the mind-melting warmth of fertilized eggs (or rather the delusions of such).

Soon after the euphoria of this sick mare passed, reality hit her like a brick. “Oh Celestia.” She managed to build up enough strength to flee with her shame, but not without emptiness in her heart. “Stupid... Human.” She slowed, looking back to see the window was dark once again... Tears threatened to escape her, but she held it in with a hard sniffle. “I’m sorry for being so afraid.” With that, she continued forward once again...

She hoped, maybe one fateful day, that she could learn to talk to you again.

She also hoped, somewhere in a more spiteful area of her mind, that Rarity would get kidnapped by Diamond Dogs and be turned into their breeding sow.