Dagmire the discorded goes to Equestria
After repeatedly stabbing a false king in the chest, somehow pulling out a scythe out of the fake kings chest like a magician with a hat and a rabbit and creating a bar that sells SNAKE BEER (beer made and brewed inside of a animated glass snake. Usually Popular with prankster gods) Dagmire fell down many staircases alongside his small basilisk friend and through the front door/window of his bar he somehow ends up smack dab in the middle of enter-for-death-forest. Now In Equestria he feels a strong pull to a strange castle in the distance. Maybe now he can finally find the one who cursed him with chaos in the first place...
Or he might play ragtime music in a massive fight. ITS CHAOS BABY NOTHING IS SAFE
(Note: If anyone is intrigued and wants to slap a displaced in my story for a few chapters just contact me and I’m sure we can work something out.)
30 Chapters:
- Good chaos: the spice of life 2019-01-19 22:54:50 UTC1157
- Castle Crashing: power, wisdom, courage, DAGMIRE 2019-01-21 15:08:15 UTC1968
- Waking up, black sand and dust: it’s not cocain, don’t snort don’t trust 2019-01-22 19:00:09 UTC1336
- the fool and his king: ironically it is only a fool who sits atop the bone zone throne 2019-01-26 01:28:28 UTC1304
- The ticket master: Dagmire’s first friendship problem just got upstaged 2019-01-27 01:59:15 UTC1354
- Punching a gift horse in the mouth: violence isn’t the answer...it’s the question (and the answer is yes) 2019-01-31 14:02:51 UTC1926
- Griffin the brush off: I spent half an hour working on this stupid title and gave up 2019-02-07 18:30:43 UTC1808
- A time at the bar: how’s that for a slice of fried gold 2019-02-13 15:21:46 UTC1343
- Wow if you squint you can almost see exactly how fucked Dagmire is: oh and dragonshy too 2019-02-15 15:48:22 UTC1592
- Look before you sleep: “roll for sleep” 2019-02-28 14:54:40 UTC1641
- Meeting Zecora... again: second curse same as the first except there’s less alpaca, more fear of zebras and one very disgruntled author 2019-04-11 14:26:51 UTC1162
- The warden: tits me’gee and his retard three get fucked up by a dragon-born, a small basilisk, an anime protagonist and a hillbilly with a shotgun 2019-04-12 14:26:30 UTC1280
- Winter wrap up: no Zecora doesn’t and never will rap about winter wrap up. You can’t make me go through that again 2019-05-08 12:58:59 UTC1147
- A displaced? In my bar? it’s more likely than you think!: Dagmire the discorded tries to knock out a weeaboo before he blows up Ponyville 2019-05-08 14:31:26 UTC1123
- Falling leaves: inactivity is just the first step to fragility 2019-05-09 14:57:53 UTC1292
- You wanna know how Dagmire got these scars?!: the start of something tragic and/or beautiful 2019-05-10 14:01:49 UTC1327
- One week of therapy later: A very dapper baskalisk and a guessing game 2019-05-13 14:27:19 UTC1677
- “Gentle persuasion”: Dagmire calls in a favour 2019-05-14 14:30:58 UTC1127
- In space no one can hear you scream. In cloudsdale everyone can hear you whisper: can’t get to cloudsdale? Just fly there. Have cancer? Just don’t. Hotel? Trivago. 2019-05-23 12:29:17 UTC1736
- Crisis in the empire: Starring at the man In the mirror and asking him to stop flipping me off as I try to explain the situation 2019-05-28 15:30:11 UTC1204
- A noble cause part one: getting that saucy salsa to go 2019-05-31 13:28:57 UTC1283
- A noble cause part two: standing in the mirror, singing in the shower, under my umbrella 2019-06-13 14:15:21 UTC2083
- Slaves of fate: now that we got that out of the way we can talk about what’s really important. Agriculture! 2019-06-18 15:12:26 UTC
- Chaos quickys: consequences 2019-07-14 15:06:54 UTC160
- Killer Karen: Dagmire woke up and people want more. can we go now? 2019-09-10 12:45:50 UTC1086
- displacement and sailors: And we have Dagmire’s neutral special “GUN” 2019-09-24 16:06:13 UTC1092
- The raid 2019-09-20 11:59:51 UTC28
- The tower: ah yes. A mysterious dungeon 2019-12-25 16:52:29 UTC897
- Fighting for it: can we go on with the story without an angsty child FOR FIVE MINUTES?! 2022-10-24 07:01:58 UTC903
- Where I’ve been and the future of this story (spoiler, I’m planning to continue) 2022-10-24 07:13:10 UTC237