Princess Celestia and Big Mac have been together for a little while, meeting secretly in the orchard. When Granny Smith finds out, will it be the last mistake she ever makes? Crazy revelations and unbelievable plot twists abound in this extremely short story.

This was written as an offered request for Sonic_RainbowDash2005, who supplied the initial idea which I then wrote and expanded on.

Cover art is also by Sonic_RainbowDash2005.