My Little Pony: The Game

I couldn't feel anything, it was as if all my senses were filled with fuzz, but nothing else. I tried to move around, but I couldn't, and it wasn't that it wouldn't, it was as if it never existed to begin with. I look down, only to see that I don't have a body, WHAT THE FUCK!? Alright calm down, breath... ok I'm good. I then see a large bright blue box appear in front of me.

Welcome to 'The Game'

New Game

Load Game

Cheats

Options

Quit
(WARNING: PERMADEATH)

The hell? What is this? I look around again only to see nothing like before. I look back up to see a new smaller screen appear.

Player, you unfortunately passed away in your sleep. You have lived a life that has been balanced in terms of good and bad deeds. Therefore you are being given something that will give you something larger than yourself just like you dreamed of. You are being given the power of 'The Gamer'. This power will give you the ability to play your life like a game, as well as level and increase your power like a video game character. Farewell and remember to have fun!

Love, Skya, Goddess of Reincarnation and Wisdom

P.S. to control the menus you just need to will it so

I look at the prompt in both shock and awe. On one hand I FUCK'N DIED! On the other I can do so many things with this. I could be anything! A lord, a king, A GOD! No, wait, that's stupid. Well I might as well start this. I mentally cast away the message and try to open 'Load Game' just to be sure.

?;#@!)&% (Error: No Saves To Load, Please Return To The Menu And Start A New Game) ?;#@!)&%

Well that's disappointing. Time to start a new game then. I close out of the 'Load Game' screen and proceed to enter 'New Game'.

Welcome to the 'New Game' menu! Please choose your world.

Naruto

Dragon Ball

Bleach

SpongeBob

Earth (Regular World)

Blaze Blue

Elder Scrolls

Fallout

Avatar: The Last Air Bender

My Little Pony(/Asspulls)

I looked through all the options multiple times before deciding on My Little Pony. Why I hear some of you non existent readers and/or viewers. Well I'll simply state them one by one. Naruto has way to many things to kill you. Dragon Ball will flatten me like a pancake. Bleach is stupid. Earth I can't go to because I can't stand the thought of seeing my family again, knowing I'm dead. I know nothing about Blaze Blue. I've played both Elder Scrolls and Fallout enough to get sick at simply the sight of their title screens. And finally I just don't feel like pickin Avatar. As soon as I pick my option the screen changes once again, this time encompassing many different things.

Name:???

Race:???

Gender:?

Stats:

S:?

P:?

E:?

C:?

I/W:?

A:?

L:?

Points:?

Perks:?

Debuffs:?

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Choose a life

This will decide your starting point as well as some basic stats

Nightmare Nightmare: Start the game as the infamous Nightmare Moon. Will you survive past the pilot episodes, let's find out!

Mage Master: Start as the child of a powerful pair of mages. Show everyone your strength!

Twinzies!: Become the twin of one of the main characters, and maybe take the spotlight from them as well.

Bastard!: be the abandoned child of a noble, and work your way up to the top!

Other options:

Child of royalty

Natural born alicorn

Literal dragon born

Changeling life

I looked carefully at all of the options, If I was the child of powerful mages I would have the benefit of starting with more magic, with Nightmare Nightmare I would start as NIGHTMARE FUCKIN MOON, and the other options would also be really interesting on paper, but could easily go wrong and end really quickly. I ended up deciding on Twinzies! for the fact that it will be easier to get stronger and smarter and all of that stuff undetected. Once I did a few more options popped up.

Who is your twin?

Celestia/Luna

Cadence

Twilight

Rainbow Dash

Pinkie Pie
Warning: Will cause Insanity for rest of playthrough!

Rarity

Applejack

Fluttershy

Sweetie Bell

Apple Bloom

Scootaloo

Sombra

Discord

I looked at my options once again, but quickly decided on Twilight. It would give me more of a basis to grow unimpeded. With that chosen a pop up appeared on the screen.

New Perk Obtained: Sibling of a genius
-Will gain magic and intelligence based abilities 150% faster

Well, that isn't overpowered at all. I looked at the main screen again and stare at the name slot. I keep staring at it, no idea what to put. I then feel a spark in my mind as I quickly impute the name.

Name: Led Zeppelin

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Choose gender

I first think I should stick with male, but then I realize I could get away with more if I chose female. So I choose that instead, as I did so another pop up appeared in front of me.

New Perk Obtained: Progressive
-Gives 5 points to all stats for willing to change gender

Once again, overpowered as hell but whatever. another screen shows up with one line and one option.

Create appearance

(Will not effect stats or skills)
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Choose Race:

Unicorn

Pegasus

Earth Pony

Following the logic of all the other menus I imagine a blank white unicorn mare and said mare appears next to the screen. I then go into a greater change of this character, taking great care due to the fact it will be my body soon. I changed the coat color to a rusted red hue, as well as adding a slicked back pure white mane. I then added a medium length silky tail in a similar slicked style to my mane, and then change both of their colors to a coal black.

Next I changed the curve of the horn and its ridges, I decreased the ridges giving it a more pointed look. I then point the ears giving them an elf like look. After that I make the eyes a murky gray to grab attention against the rest of my new darkly colored form.

What was the final part of my form was my cutie mark. I thought long and hard on it and my choice was an aura of red flowing magic surrounding a ball based around an eclipse design. After finishing that another menu appeared.

Distribute your points

Total: 70

I then looked at my stats, which now had 5 each due to the 'Progressive' perk. I decided to put in 10 each and ended with 15 points each, another pop up opened up and I read through it once, and then again just to be sure.

Highest non alicorn pony stats:

S:4

P:6

E:9

C:5

I/W:12

A:8

L:13

Whelp, I'm pretty op. I closed the pop up and looked at the menu, which showed a new screen.

Name: Led Zeppelin

Race: Unicorn

Gender: Female

Stats:

S:15

P:15

E:15

C:15

I/W:15

A:15

L:15

Points:?

Perks:

Twin of a genius: Will gain magic and intelligence based abilities 150% faster

Progressive: Gives 5 points to all stats for willing to change gender

Gamer Mind: Allows life to be played like a game and makes user immune to mental effects like corruption

Gamers Body: Skills never worsen and body receives no negative effects from curses or poisons

Debuffs:

Dead: What is there to explain?

A new window appeared over the previous screen.

Character Complete:
Y/N

I then chose yes and the world faded to white.