It was an ordinary day like no other, our human was walking down the street at night having a grand old time. You see he didn't fear anything he could care less if he was mugged and killed. It's just part of life and he accepted that. So he was only a little surprised when the air imploded on itself in front of him, he was sucked in so much he didn't see much choice but to just kept walking forward. If the universe wants to screw him over so be it. After stepping into where the air imploded he blacked out instantly.

He woke up in the strangest of places, an open field. There is barely any grass in the city. 'Not like I care.' He got up and stretched before observing his surroundings. 'Grass, trees, river, bridge and buildings. Really old fashioned buildings with hay roofs.' "Wait a minute." He looked again and yes these buildings are very small and medieval like, well except for a select few. Anon decided his best option would be to go to the most normal looking house and break in. He had no idea where he was and what lives outside so it seemed like the safest option. So Anon strolled through up to the town and noticed a sign in English. The sign almost broke his emotional mask. The sign read 'Ponyville'. 'What kind of name is that? It almost made me laugh.' There was only one problem with this, Anon had no idea where Ponyville was in comparison to his home state. Anon dug through his pants and took out his phone... 'No service.'

Anon knew he wasn't on earth anymore, he quickly disposed of all the technology he had. Making sure no one can learn from it.

"I should've expected this. Nobody builds these buildings anymore. Either I went into the past or i'm no longer on Earth." It was 2151 you could literally get service anywhere. Anon didn't know which one was more frightening, if he was in the past he could destroy his own existence and if he was on another world he would he would need a new purpose in life. Anon could only say one thing. "Fuck." Now he had to go on a mission to learn about his current situation. Walking through town he found a gingerbread bakery, 'Definitely unusual.' a carousel boutique 'Also unusual.' and the most anti scientific thing he has ever seen. 'A tree library.' If it wasn't so ironic he would've called the whole thing heresy. I have no idea how that tree is alive but I need information and shelter and this is the perfect place to go.

Anon walked up to the library, it was unlocked. 'lucky me.' So Anon casually walked into the library and grabbed some books. It was surprisingly bright enough outside at night to read. So being the anticlimactic person Anon is he spent the entire night reading. By the time the sun rose, instantaneously Anon has read through 3 books. Anon by now knew he was no longer on his planet. He put the books away and sat down on a stool, so that he can contemplate his new life. 'Stuck on a pony planet with Several intelligent species.' 'Magic exists here and can literally warp reality.' "Now I know what to do with my life." 'I will learn all I can about magic and report back to humanity. Just imagine, humans with magic would be able to conquer the multiverse and may be able to stop the end of existence. If humans can create something out of nothing then we can ensure we exist forever.' Author's note here: Anon doesn't care about his life, all he cares about is the progression of humanity. Anon then feverishly dug into every book on magic he could. An hour later found Anon with a pile of books and a purple pony starring at him. Anon didn't notice.

Twilight looked around awkwardly before speaking up. "Um, hello? What are you doing in my home?"

Anon looked up to see a pony looking up at him, he decided to be a smart ass. "I'm just reading books, In your home, that's all."

Twilight looked like she was to tired for this and just accepted this as another strange thing to happen in Ponyville. Anon resumed reading while Twilight started the tea.

When the tea was ready Twilight poured 2 cups and brought one to Anon. "So, care to explain why your here?"

Anon mulled it over. "I just wanted to learn what I could and get indoors, I have no idea what kinds of creatures are prowling the night."

Twilight then gave me a sad frown. "Don't you have a home or something?"

Being a blunt as ever. "Nope totally homeless, just got here and I don't have a bit to my name." 'Good thing I read those books.'

Twilight gave a confident smile. "Then I would love to show you around town so you can get a job, but first I would like to ask you a few questions first."

Anon put the book down and gave Twilight a fake smile. "That would be great, my name is... Anon whats yours." Anon decided to lie about his name. No his name isn't Anon that would be stupid, he just needed a fake name.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle, so... Just what are you."

Anon was glad for the bluntness, the quicker this was over the quicker he could get to research. "I am a human and I will not tell you much about them."

Twilight looked on the verge of crying. "But why?!"

Anon gave her the best false calming smile he had and said. "Now now, humanity has collected so much knowledge I couldn't comprehend it all and even if I knew everything I wouldn't tell you about it. There are things I could tell you that can literally destroy your culture or maybe even you planet over time." Both blunt and a bit over exaggeration but not really.

Twilight looked like she was about to burst into treats. "Anon! With that knowledge we could advance pony kind into something amazing!"

Anon gave her a stern look. "At what cost Twilight? Introducing those sort of things to an underdeveloped society can result in many deaths and wars. What would the other foreign nations think about your nation suddenly having the power to demolish cities with the push of a button? Think about the bigger picture Twilight, you don't want this knowledge your better off not knowing."

Twilight was just opening and closing her mouth like a fish. 'Knowledge that I don't want to know! Impossible!' Her brain shut down for a solid thirty seconds due to cognitive dissonance.

Anon had to admit that destroying her worldviews like that was both funny and disheartening. He vowed to no longer speak of his past to anyone again unless they were human.

When Twilight was finally able to think again so responded. "Fine but don't think were done just yet I have to introduce you to my friends and give you a tour."

"Ok Twilight, lead the way."

Twilight opened the door and we started our tour of Ponyville.

Author's Note

Anon was up all night, he will probably get tired soon.

I will work on this until it reaches the start of 'The Purification'. Only after this Is done will I start working on it again.