When Anon woke we was given breakfast, it was decent. Anon found that lack of meat, unfulfilling of his normal diet. He clearly needed a new source within the next month. After breakfast Twilight got a desk and proceeded to try and teach Anon 'common manners'. We spent several hours doing this and she ended up frustrated.

"Anon, this one is simple. A little filly drops their ice cream and their parents don't have money on them for it, what do you do?"

Anon answered in the most correct way. "I would ignore the conundrum and continue with my day as if it hasn't happened."

"Ugh Anon, your supposed to buy an ice cream cone! It's simple!"

"Why would I pay for some kids food, if the parents can't feed their child they don't deserve them." Anon was having false 'fun' with this entire thing.

Twilight just groaned and gave up. She will teach you manners no long how it takes.

After Twilight took a break from him for the day he went back to reading geography and history books, Before having dinner.

After dinner Anon went to bed and during his rest he fortified his mind to prevent intrusions.

This entire schedule repeated for 4 days in a row. Wake up, eat, annoy Twilight, read, eat and sleep.

By the end Twilight knew Anon was messing with her and on the fifth day, she gave up.

"You know what Anon, you can teach yourself the basic mannerisms of pony kind."

"I would have it no other way Twilight," Anon continued his self teaching lessons into everything pony kind knew about magic and the galaxy.

From the window of Twilight's library Pinkie was stalking Anon. 'Anon, you will get that welcome to Ponyville party, just you wait.' Pinkie giggled to herself and disappeared in a poof of confetti and smoke.

Anon was reading but when he turned a page he found an invitation. It was for a party. Now Anon may not have been a party person but this was a perfect opportunity to get a read on the local populous, to better know their intentions. So being the quick man Anon was he immediately stopped reading and went straight for Sugar Cube Corner. He knocked on the door to receive no answer. Figuring it's a 'surprise' party he decided to go in.

"Surprise!" Pinkie yelled, everyone else just stared at the strange creature in the doorway.

"So Anon do you like your super duper welcome to Ponyville party? I invited everypony!" She gestured to the staring ponies.

Anon looked around the room analyzing the treats and childish games, there was also a small 'stage' set up. "This is adequate."

Pinkie bounced up to Twilight and said. "See! I told you he would like it!"

Twilight groaned at Anon's social skills and decided it was a great time to drink punch. Anon on the other hand, had plans to put into action.

Anon walked up to the snack table and found a mint colored unicorn eating something. She turned her head to a light yellow mare with dark blue and pink hair. She spoke with a stuffed mouth. "Hey Bon Bon, These are delicious. You should try some."

Bon Bon let out an exasperated groan. "Lyra you find anything with sugar delicious, just try to leave some for the other party guests."

"Sure thing Bon Bon." Lyra said as she took some more treats and turned around. That's when Lyra saw Anon behind her. "Oh hi there, didn't see you, help yourself." She said as she left to go to a nearby table.

Anon grabbed 2 of the least sugary muffins he could find, there wasn't many prepared for some reason. He then surveyed the room for the most 'serious' pony he could find. There was a pony with a money bag cutie mark but he was haughty, there was Twilight of course and most strangely of all he could see Bon Bon looking at him with the corners of her eyes. Anon knew she was watching him, he has had much time to train his observation skills, she was nervous or afraid of me. I sat down at a table a decent distance from her and ate, waiting for her to look again. When she did Anon didn't turn his eyes, instead he pointed a finger at her and gestured for her to come over. Anon knew her nervousness doubled and waited for her to come with a calm expression while he finished the last muffin.

When she sat down Anon greeted her. "Hello Bon Bon, you may call me Anon, It is a 'pleasure' to meet you." Anon gave her a predatory smile to incite fear in her.

"H-Hey Anon what did you invite me here for?" She asked nervously.

Anon merely smiled gently. "Oh you know, I was just curious, I was wondering why you were 'spying' on me."

Bon Bon was slowly trying to calm herself while she spoke. "I wasn't spying, you're just imagining things."

Anon decided to take a gamble. "I know you're an agent, your superiors probably told you to keep a close eye on the alien right? Well tell them you failed to keep your cover and that they need more competent agents."

Bon Bon had a face of pure denial and surprise. So she did as any emotional being would do and lashed out. "What! I'm not a secret agent! What are you talking about!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, denial is the first step to recovery from emotional distress. Now I know you're a spy, bye bye."

The party members didn't hear exactly what Bon Bon yelled, all they knew was that she was highly distressed and wouldn't answer the questions to what they were talking about. Anon left the building and went back to the library to rethink his plans. 'It seems the ruler isn't an incompetent fool.' He opened up a book on 'Princess' Celestia and read for a few minutes before ponies starting barging into the library asking questions.

"What did you do?" Twilight said'

"Why did you hurt Bonies feelings?" Lyra said.

"Why did you leave the party? It just started!" Pinkie said.

Anon answered in the simplest way he could. "I need to modify my plans for the future because Bon Bon has given me vital information."

This statement only led to confuse the ponies further and cause more distress. Lyra left thinking the human was being mean. Pinkie just deflated and left sadly because she knew I wasn't going back to her party until I was ready. Twilight though, she wrote a letter to the princess about Anon's situation and the problems he was causing. Celestia wrote back about his multi personality 'problems'.

Author's Note

And there we go, short and sweet, anybody hate this character yet? He's a total dick.

To see more of him, don't forget the sequel!