Derpy has never had a lot of luck when it comes to love. But now, she has a chance to spend Hearts and Hooves Day with a pony of her dreams--except she can't decide which one. Crushed by two crushes, she decides to seek some romantic advice from her friends. Will Ponyville's cross-eyed mailmare find the truth within her heart before it's too late?

Potential Trigger: A wet dream, fantasizing, and implied sexual activity, and saucy language in relation to it, as well as a heated near-lemon that doesn't actually turn into sex. Really, I just made it M to be safe.