Princess Cadance and Shining Armor are happily married with a baby alicorn. Other than the once-in-a-blue-moon tyrannical ruler or daughter that threatens to destroy the Crystal Empire now and then or some major event like the Equestria Games, nothing really happens. As Cadance basically once said herself, life is super predictable there. In fact, most of the time all the two rulers of the Empire have to pass their free time is sex. Not just them, but pretty much everypony else there too.

So they have sex. No really, tons of it. But one day regular old sex just isn't enough for Cadance. She needs to try something exciting and new since deep down she enjoys doing that, and the mare knows just the thing.

There's no way anything could possibly go wrong with the Princess of Love's plan. I totally promise.

Kinks: Alicorn in heat, M/F royal payback-fucking, Uncharacteristically horny ponies, Using cherished ancient relics in lewd manners, Possibly losing a brain cell or two, No shame or regrets.