Twilight Sparkle, student of Princess Celestia, Element of Magic and Alicorn Princess of Friendship. Nightmare Moon, Discord, Sombra, Tirek or even a little filly, this esteemed mare had vanquished them all in the name of Harmony!

This story has nothing to do with her. You see, this particular pretty purple pony make a habit out of burying overprivileged brats alive and stuffing unpleasant mares in trunks so their coltfriends will accidentally run them over with gigantic steel carriages. Come! Take a seat and make yourself comfortable. This story is fun for the whole family!

Oh and I lied.