[Sexless] [M/F]

Rainbow Dash has a problem. It's a really, really embarrassing problem that she doesn't want to talk about. She needs help, and she specifically needs help from Spike. More specifically, she needs help from Spike because he doesn't have hooves and can "reach certain things and places".

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Spike is a legal adult in this story.

This story was inspired by a comment made on the Derpibooru post for the image used as this story's cover art. Unfortunately, the one who made the comment was an anonymous user, so that's as far as credit can be given sadly.

Fun fact: I wrote this LAST FEBRUARY, and then completely forgot about it until now. Oops!

Cover Art: Mostazathy