Twilight Sparkle has repressed herself from cock for far too long. It came. The fateful day has occurred the desire of cock could be denied no more. But due to RGRE, all the cocks of the world have been claimed... whatever will Twilight do?

This is a crack!fic to get me out of my writing funk. Don't take it seriously. There's nothing to jerk off to in here. Quite literally, this is just shits and giggles, so try to giggle more than what you shit.

Cover by heyyasfox.