We slept the day away. When we woke up that evening, we found a book. It was titled "Five Nights at Freddy's: The Silver Eyes", the first installment in the Five Nights at Freddy's book series. Just then, Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, and Golden Freddy started to break into the house. They were obviously under Funtime Freddy's control again. We jumped out of the window and ran.

"Pinkie, I need to get close enough to the animatronics so I can suck them back in!", I shouted. We ran in the night. However, the animatronics were chasing us. Pinkie's boobies jiggled as we ran. Foxy blocked our way. I opened the book. Foxy got absorbed into the book. I closed it. The remaining three animatronics were still on our heels. Suddenly, Pinkie got knocked out. Chica appeared. I used Pinkie's boobies to slam her unconscious body down on the animatronic. The animatronic was in pieces. I sucked her back into the book. "Two down, three more to go." Bonnie ran towards me, but he didn't last very long. He was quickly sucked back into the book. Freddy attacked me from behind, but he quickly got sucked back into the book. "Where are ya, Fredbear? You can't hide forever!" Suddenly, Golden Freddy knocked the book out of my grasp! "No!" The mysterious animatronic and I battled. "You're just a suit! I can destroy you easily! I... am... HYBRID!" Suddenly, Golden Freddy's body started to turn into ink. Pinkie held the book open. She cringed as the last of Golden Freddy's essence disappeared into the book. She slammed the book shut. I ran to my wife and we kissed passionately. She burned the book with a match. Suddenly, four glowing eyes appeared in the darkness. They belonged to Twisted Wolf and Will Blake. They were carrying an animatronic suit. "Impossible." It was the Rockstar Bonnie suit. I put it on. The springlocks attached to me. "This is insane."

"Where'd you find that?", Pinkie asked.

"It was in the scooping room of Circus Baby's Entertainment and Rental. We barely got out of there alive. If Alan wants to destroy Funtime Freddy, he needs a strong suit", Will explained. Hybrid went into the suit.

"This is... incredible", I said. Pinkie's boobies then returned to normal-size. Suddenly, a creature resembling a deer appeared. "Xerneas."

"Alan. It's so good to see you again", Xerneas said. "Do you remember how Elizabeth found that spell that could make Rainbow Dash grow breasts?"

"Yeah", I replied. "Where... did that spell come from?"

"Follow me", Xerneas said. I got out of the suit. I don't need a suit to be a superhero. Hybrid reabsorbed back into me. I followed the Legendary Pokémon to the patch of land in the Everfree Forest that had no trees. We went into the trees. What I saw was incredible. Boobies everywhere. There was one for each mare in Equestria, and each pair was connected to each other by a large patch of skin. Each pair had a cutie mark to resemble the pony that pair connected with, though the skin color would've given it away. I saw Rainbow Dash's pair. She didn't need them anymore. There were four pairs of boobies that were bigger than the rest. The smallest of the four was a pair of purple boobies that had a six-pointed star with five smaller stars on the left boob. Each boob was one foot in height and diameter. The nipples were dark purple. They belonged to Twilight Sparkle. A pair of pink boobies that had a crystal heart on the left boob were two feet in height and diameter. The nipples were a slightly darker shade of pink. They belonged to Cadence. A pair of dark blue boobies were three feet in height and diameter. A white crescent-shaped moon was on the left boob. The nipples were pitch black. This pair belonged to Luna. The biggest pair of them all was a pair of beautiful white boobies. This pair obviously belonged to Princess Celestia. The nipples were a beautiful shade of purple. They were four feet in height and diameter. A blazing sun was on the left boob. I picked up the white pair of boobies. I leaned against a tree and sat down. I moaned happily as I drank the boobalicious milk. "I've been protecting this small patch of land. Take the four bigger pairs. You deserve them." The other three pairs grew to four feet in height and diameter. I grabbed the blue pair and drank the boobalicious milk from both pairs. I grabbed the other two pairs and drank the boobalicious milk from all four pairs of boobies. I sucked on all eight nipples. I then gave all eight boobies a big hug.

"This is paradise", I said. "Thanks for letting me take these pairs, Xerneas. The princesses don't have any use for them, but I do." I kissed the boobies. "I'm taking these home with me." The eight boobies were as soft as pillows. They were also squishy and sloshy. They were beautiful. I caressed the white boobies. "I'll need some help carrying them, though. Maybe, just maybe, these boobies could help me put an end to the animatronics once and for all!" I kissed the white boobies. Xerneas picked up the other three pairs, and we walked back to the others.

Back at home...

"Time to make some boobalicious weapons", I said. We finally settled in at Pinkie's place. I squirted milk from the purple boobies, and put the milk into bullet shells. I was able to load about twenty magazines. I did the same thing with the other boobies. I had a total of eighty magazines. I loaded my gun. I put the boobalicious boobies in a safe. "See you later, my darlings. I'm off to go kill Ballora", I said to my sleeping wife and kids. Hybrid overtook me, and we swung off into the night. "I seriously hope the kids don't find those boobies." There was a full moon in the sky.

Author's Note

More to come...