In the patch of land in the Everfree Forest, Hybrid and I found a Goosebumps manuscript: "Night of the Living Dummy". My eyes grew wide with terror. Slappy isn't the main antagonist for "Night of the Living Dummy". Instead, it's Mr. Wood, Slappy's evil brother. That's when it hit me: Mr. Wood never got trapped inside the mega manuscript. Suddenly, every animatronic from the second, third (except for Springtrap), and fourth games surrounded us. Luckily, I had the novel "Five Nights at Freddy's: The Twisted Ones", and quickly sucked them all in. "Hybrid, the person inside Funtime Freddy isn't a human at all. He's Mr. Wood!", I said. Just then, Funtime Freddy appeared. Mr. Wood climbed out. His Filthy Rich robot suit was obviously already destroyed.

"I'm impressed. You found me out. Unfortunately, I can't let you live anymore now that you know who I am", Mr. Wood said. Hybrid roared at the ventriloquist dummy. "My brother..."

"Wait a second. Slappy is Alan's brother. Are you two related?", Hybrid asked.

"Slappy is my adopted brother. Mr. Wood is Slappy's real brother", I explained.

"My brother betrayed me, but my revenge will soon be final. Get them, Funtime Freddy", Mr. Wood said. The animatronic revealed a large set of teeth. He leaped at Hybrid and I. However, he was quickly shot down. "What?!" I turned around to find the Dazzlings. Their guns were loaded with my milk bullets.

"Nice shot!", I said. Hybrid reabsorbed back into me. Aria threw her gun to me. Suddenly, Ballora, Funtime Foxy, and Circus Baby appeared. They fused together to form... Ennard. "Oh, fuck." Adagio, Sonata, and I opened fire, but Ennard wasn't even fazed. The combined animatronic unleashed a mighty roar. "Run!" The four of us ran.

"Get them. Don't come back unless you have Kubicz!", Mr. Wood said. Ennard ran after us. Nowhere was safe now. We climbed a really, really, really, really tall tree super fast.

"Thanks, girls. You saved my life", I said. Sonata blushed.

"Mine, too", Hybrid said.

"Heh, you're welcome", Sonata said.

"We sensed that you were in danger", Aria said.

"So we took your milk guns, but that obviously did nothing", Adagio said. We looked down at the animatronic, still searching for me.

"Maybe we should use milk grenades, which are more than four times as strong as a milk bullet", I said. I took out a milk grenade, and turned it on. I threw it at Ennard, and he was blown back. "That was my only loaded grenade. The other ones are empty." I noticed Sonata blushing furiously.

"She, uh, has a crush on you, Alan", Adagio said. Without thinking, Sonata and I kissed passionately. "If only we could figure out where is weak spot is." We separated. Sonata took off her hoodie and shirt, revealing her boobies. She hummed, making them bigger. I sprayed breast milk at the animatronic, electrocuting him. "Or, that works." We hugged tightly. Her boobies returned to normal-size.

"Alan... you're incredible", Sonata said. "I know that your friends will probably disapprove of my crush on you, but..." I sucked on her boobies, and she moaned. Adagio and Aria climbed down the tree. They watched as the animatronic shook violently. Sonata and I climbed down as well. We approached the animatronic as sparks flew everywhere. Eventually, he stopped. We smiled victoriously and walked off into the forest.

Meet Thy Maker by DAGames and Chi-Chi
(You may think I'm gone, but I'm still here!)
Awoken I stand, a four-legged creature!
(FOUR-LEGGED CREATURE!)
Buried alive, I crashed through the ether!
(CRASHED THROUGH THE ETHER!)
Bellowing in circles, I'm a survivor!
(I'M A SURVIVOR!)
The credit was taken, but I wasn't either!
(I WASN'T EITHER!)
I am the fear.
I'm the creator, trapped in a torture machine.
I'm broken.
But I swear for the unspoken, I'm still HERE!
Get out the way of me!
You cannot betray me again!
I'm armed with a destiny!
More times than your anarchy!
It's been harder to breathe!
I can't place all the pain I feel inside!
Prepare to meet thy maker!
Redeem the power!
Step down in the carriage and follow me!
I have devoured your friend on the other side!
Who could it be?
What did we do?
'Tis but a sign that I'm coming for you!
Neighbors at heart, I sold him in parts!
Came for the slaughter through angel's doors!
You are the bait I'd been waiting for!
First I must show you your inky remorse!
He's taken his course, yet I'M STILL HERE!
Get out the way of me!
You cannot betray me again!
I'm armed with a destiny!
More times than your anarchy!
It's been harder to breathe!
I can't place all the pain I feel inside!
Prepare to meet thy maker!
Can you hear it?
Can you feel his immortal presence?
It is time.
Set us free.
I FEEL THE END!
MAY ALL WHO DEFY ME STEP DOWN!
I'M NEAR YOUR END!
I JUST NEED MORE TIME!
Call on the light!
Shine it on me!
Breathe in the damage you see!
Screeches of pain inflict your mind!
Get out the way of me!
You cannot betray me again!
I'm armed with a destiny!
More times than your anarchy!
It's been harder to breathe!
I can't place all the pain I feel inside!
Prepare to meet thy maker!
(Inflict your mind!)

At home, I told Pinkie Pie that Sonata has a crush on me, and that if she and her friends disapproved of this, then the end would begin. Luckily, Pinkie understood. She was too young to get married, but I could get married to Sonata. I breathed a sigh of relief. I called Sonata, telling her that we can date. This made her happy. I walked over to the Dazzlings's house, and moved in. As for the boobies, I brought them with me. We'll need heavier artillery. Sure, the Dazzlings were villains in the past, but we're on good terms now. My new girlfriend might be ancient, but who fucking cares? I sure as hell don't.

Author's Note

More to come...