Look who ever can hear me I love fallout and all but this is fucking scary! I'm a gamer not a killer of a sexy looking deathclaw! Right you don't know what the hell's going on right? Alright so here is whats happening right now, First I went to bed like all people, next it took me forever to go to sleep, then I had a weird dream like always, and finally I woke up to see I was being cuddled by something. I love to be cuddle but when that happens to be one of the most dangerous creatures in the history of gaming that happens to be holding you so of course like any normal person I quickly and quietly squirmed out of her grip but I didn't mean to wake her causing me to fall on my ass to now-

'Deep breath...Deep breaths...no sudden movements...'

"Master is this another one of your games?"

'Oh it talks...Wait what did she say.'

"Master are you alright?"

"What did you say?" I asked.

The very humanoid looking death claw crawled over to me.

"I said 'master are you alright?' Are you courier?" I was speechless, did she call me her master and courier!?

Looking at my hands I saw them covered in black leather gloves then at my legs to see them covered in armor and a duster laid about.

'What am I wearing the-'

I looked at my left hand to see something that I expected not to see in my life time, A pip-boy no not one of those fallout 4 Pre-order on but a really pip-boy made by Robo-co from fallout 4.

"Um...yeah i'm fine..." I told the deathclaw

"Master did you hit you head I'm Rose did you forget me?" the deathclaw asked.

I shook my head.

"What NONONONO of course not who could I forget someone as sexy as you," I lied the first part but the rest I didn't know where that came from.

With her tail wagging she crawled over to me and nuzzled into my neck as she held me close.

'Whats happing,'

"I'm tired master can we sleep a bit longer," She asked.

Still confused about were I was or how I was wearing a set of armor from fallout and how one of a strange but attractive deathclaw as using me as a teddy bear. Taking deep breathes as she wrapped her tail around my waist pulling me even closer as she began to purr as I still try to put my thoughts in order.

'OK claim down claim down...wait why could not remember my name!'

Trying my best not to freak out with the deathclaw holding onto me for dear life as I freed my left hand as I remembered that it holds the users name.

'Lets see if this is real,'

Pushing the power button the smart phone of fallout came to life with a dim green screen as I saw the trusty vault tech poster boy, vault boy...walking in place with the word loading under him before the pipboy setup appeared.

In a mix between fallout 3 and 4 set up I began to look at my name to see it had one word

...courier....

'FUCK!'

I began to check my quest logs to see all that was on their were the quests I completed in fallout new vegas over my countless playthoughs. Then I went over to my Special:

S- 8(+)
P- 7(+)
E- 7(+)
C- 6(+)
I- 10(+)
A- 6(+)
L-6(+)

'Well that...something to say the least because I don't remember being that smart in the real life I need to check my perks to see what else I can find,'

Perks:

Subdermal Implant- Generates iron into cells to make your flesh tougher +4 damage Threshold
Monocyte Breeder Implant- adds Regeneration factor.
Implant C-13- Increased damage to Cazadores.
Implant M-5- increases sneak speed Implant.
Implant Y-3- removes radiation from drunken fluids Implant.
Implant Y-7- Nutrients from eaten food generates more action points.
GRX Implant- you can activate this 10 times a day to give you a nonaddictive dose of Turbo.
Big Mnt. Heartless Implant- Your heart has been replaced with advanced technologies: You cannot be poisoned, and filters in your heart will also regulate bleeding and healing, allowing all healing items(chems) to function at a higher level. Robots are now confused by you and 50% less likely to scare a critical hit.
Big Mnt. Brainless Implant- Your brain has been replaced with advanced technologies, Your head can no longer be crippled and is resistant to chem addiction (+25% resistance) and shock from bodily damage (+5% Damage Threshold, minimum +1).
Big Mnt. Spineless Implant- your spine has been replaced with advanced technologies: your torso can no longer be crippled and your Strength (STR) and Damage Threshold (DT) have been increaseed (+1)
Adamantium skeleton- Your skeleton has been fused with indestructible metal, limbs have 50% less chance of be crippled
Rangers take down- Take your enemy with speed and strength
Thought you died!- Your storied past has fallen from memory because everyone thought you died. Your Karma is reset, you inflict +10% damage, and for every 100 points of Karma, you gain 10 Health. You are also immune to critical hits.
Light touch- +5% crit chance, enemies suffer -25% crit chance.
Junk rounds- Able to make ammo out almost anything!
And stay back- With a shotgun knock your enemies back.
In shining armor- Beams reflect off the mirror-like finish of your gleaming armor! You gain an additional +5 Damage Threshold against energy weapons while wearing any metal armor, +2 while wearing reflective eye wear.
Old world Gourmet- thanks to unclean living you've learned the secrets of the lounge lizards! +25% Addiction Resistance. +50% Health bonus from Snack Foods, Scotch, vodka, and wine now give you Health in addition to their normal effects.
Heavy weight- Have you been working out? Weapons heavier than 10 lbs. now weigh half as much for you. (Modified weapons that drop below 10 lbs. will not gain this benefit.)
Hobbler- With the Hobbler perk, your chance to hit an opponent's legs in V.A.T.S. is significantly increased.
Sierra Madre Martini- You've learned to make a mysterious edible substance at a Camp Fire out of scrap materials (Cloud residue, Tin Cans, junk food) that provides +75 HP, +4 END, and +2 STR... but watch out, it's also highly addictive (15% chance of addiction).
Alertness- You've learned to keep your senses alert to any danger. When crouched and not moving you gain a +2 to your Perception attribute to help you find enemies before they find you.
Lessons Learned- The wasteland has taught you some hard lessons, but you've remembered them all. You gain +1% to earned experience per level gained. (+26% experience at level 26, +27% at level 27, etc.)
Certified Tech- Your knowledge of robotic components allows you to break them more easily and salvage their mechanical corpses. You have a +25% chance to score critical hits against robots, and you'll also find more useful components on robots you destroy.
Divide survivor- he Divide broke cities, flayed skin from bone and threatened to destroy the world, but you survived it - and stopped it. You can put a single point into any of your S.P.E.C.I.A.L. attributes, and you also gain reputation with the Followers of the Apocalypse and the Brotherhood of Steel for stopping another Armageddon.
Irradiated Beauty- Any time you sleep, you remove all of your Rads in addition to regaining all of your health, you still don't regain Health, but you lose 100 Rads.
Walkers Instinct- Your senses have become so keen that you can feel the slightest vibration in the ground. You gain +1 Perception and Agility attributes while outside.
Atomic!- With the Atomic! perk, you are 25% faster and stronger whenever you're basking in the warm glow of radiation. Outside irradiated areas, your Action Points (AP) regenerate faster and faster the higher your level of radiation sickness becomes.
Mile in Their Shoes- You have come to understand Nightstalkers. Consuming Nightstalker Squeezin's now grants bonuses to Perception (+1 PER), Poison Resistance (+5), and stealth (+5 Sneak) in addition to the normal benefits.
DNAgent- Studying schematics on the abominations created at the Big MT has granted you a damage bonus (+10%) against nightstalkers.
Sneering Imperialist- You don't take kindly to raiders, junkies, or tribals trying to "settle" or "stay alive" in civilized lands. Against dirty raider and junkie types as well as Zion's tribals you do +15% Damage and have a bonus to hit in V.A.T.S.
Tribal wisdom- Your limbs take 50% less damage from Animals, Mutated Animals, and Mutated Insects, you gain +25% resistance to Poison Damage, and can eat Mutated Insects when you're in Sneak mode.
Grunt- just good, honest infantry work! You do 25% more damage with 9mm, .45 Auto pistols, SMGs, service rifles, assault, marksman carbines, light machine guns, frag grenades, grenade rifles, and combat knives.
Jury Rigging- You possess the amazing ability to repair any item using a roughly similar item. Fix a trail carbine with a hunting rifle, a Plasma Defender with a laser pistol, or even power armor with metal armor. How does it work? Nobody knows... except you.
Nerves of Steel- With the Nerves of Steel perk, you regenerate Action Points much more quickly than you normally would.
Nuka Chemist- You have unraveled some of the greatest mysteries of pre-War masters: formula for developing special Nuka-Colas! This perk unlocks special Nuka-Cola recipes at the workbench.
Weapon Handling- Grants +3 to your Strength for the purposes of using weapons.
Better Critical- The critical hits you cause in combat are more devastating. You gain a 20% bonus on the critical hit table, almost ensuring that more damage will be done. This does not affect the chance to cause a critical hit.
Splash Damage- When you're deep in enemy territory, you just start chucking grenades and hope for the best. All Explosives have a 25% larger area of effect when they detonate.
Mister Sandman- With the Mister Sandman perk, when you're in Sneak mode, you gain the option to silently kill any human or Ghoul while they're sleeping. And, all Mister Sandman kills earn bonus XP.
Animal Friend- Animals will not attack one of their friends, unless the animal is threatened or attacked first. Exactly what an animal is in this world is open to debate.
Strong back- AKA Mule. You can carry an additional 50 lbs. of equipment for each level of this Perk.
Quick draw- Faster to equip your weapon.
Commando- While using a rifle (or similar two-handed weapon), your accuracy in V.A.T.S. is significantly increased.
Cowboy- This perk increases damage dealt with dynamite, lever-action firearms, hatchets, knives and revolvers by 25%, as well as any unique variants of the weapons.
Shotgun Surgeon- With this perk, your precision with a scatter gun is something to behold. When using shotguns, regardless of ammunition used, you ignore an additional 10 points of a target's Damage Threshold.
Bloody mess- With the Bloody Mess perk, characters and creatures you kill will often explode into a red, gut-ridden, eyeball-strewn paste. Fun! Oh, and you'll do 5% more damage with all weapons.

'Huh I'm a cyborg apparently good to know. Now for weapons,'

Apparel:

Elite riot gear (Equipped)-
(DT) 22
Riot's Ruin:
Critical Chance +5
Guns +10
Charisma +1

Elite riot helmet ((Modded- Ulysses mask and re-breather attached))-
(DT) 7
Red Scare:
Sneak Sight
Speech +5
PER +2
Underwater Breathing
+50 Radiation Resistances

'Best armor in game...were's my helmet though?'

Weapons:

Ranger's sequoia- a Rangers trusty hand cannon
A shining light in darkness- Joshua Gram's unique .45 short barrel pistol as a gift for you troubles
Anti- Material Rifle(fully upgraded)- Rare in the wastes as its ammo for this weapon it can turn a deathclaw's insides to it's outsides.
Blood nap- Need I say anything for this beauty?
Holorifle(fully upgraded)- The weapon that was used to kill its creator.
All american- I'm proud to be a american~sorry
Holy frag grenades (X3)- Blessed by god himself/herself note remind me not to piss you off
Dinner bell- Bringing something big for dinner tonight?
Esther(with big boy and MIRV mods)- FUCK ME ARE YOU TRYING TO START WW4?!
Alien blaster- I...don't know too much about this little cricket but its from space and packs one hell of a punch
Plamsa grenades- Explodes into a large blast of green hot plasma turning your enemies to goop

'Um...is all this on me some where?'

Aid:

Stimpacks- 100
Med-x- 20
Rad away- 25
Rad-x- 15
MRE- 10
Vault 21 canteen- filled
Nuka cola- 10
Nuka cola quantum- 2
Nuka cola Quartz- 4
Nuka cola victory- 3
Sunset Sarsaparilla- 10
Antivenom- 4

'Medical supplies are always good to have...always wanted to try nuka cola,'

MISC:

Roughin' It Bedroll kit
Deck of cards: Lucky 38 edition
Courier's mix
Nuka cola recipe
Sunset Sarsaparilla recipe
Blue star badge
Bear force one

Companion:

Rose the experimented deathclaw: Rose was experimented by the enclave with human female DNA but broke free thanks to you(the courier) when searching from prewar-tech for the brotherhood of steel. Thankfully she became a good friend and ended up have romantic feeling for you, now the two of you are a couple with you two never leaving each others sight. She is incredibly smart, sweet, strong, loving, and sexy~ she is the best kind of girl you can get in the wasteland Warning: she is a cuddler.

Putting my arm down I turned to my sleeping lover as I slowly raised a hand to pet her neck causing her purring to get louder as I fell asleep.

...
...
...

"NOW GIRLS!"

Before I could react something covered us both waking Rose up as we were placed into a large burlap bag as I began to struggle.

"Master whats going on!" Rose asked.

"I Don't know but something got us see if you cut us out!"

As the female death claw used her small but very sharp claws to try to get a tear going but nothing this wasn't any burlap bag. I could feel as we were dragged across the floor of what I could guess was a forest before with one final heave we stopped I heard muffled voices come from outside the bag before being thrown out.

"Apple bloom what I tell you about taking animals from the everfree forest-"

Getting up I rubbed my head as I looked up to see...that's a anthro main 6 and CMC right?

"Um...HI?" I gave a weak wave.

Rarity fated as the rest where in shock.

"Did...It just talk?" Twilight asked.

"Yeah HE talked," I spoke with a angry look.

Then silence...

Then Twilight went into scientist mode as she rushed over to me looking around me taking measurements and the like,

"How is this possible a human on the our side of the mirror its impossible," She murrered.

"Twilight what the hay are you saying," applejack asked.

"THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE!"

"Master is everything alright?' Rose popped her head from the bag and looked at the group in front of me.

"I'm going back in the back now," Rose retreated back in the back leaving the main 5(rarity is still out) and CMC with me alone causing all of them to start freaking out.

Author's Note

Yeah I decided to do this a courier displace with a female mutant death claw girl friend as well.
I ment for this to be a small chapter but comparing my character to the courier with all my perks...DANG 2,567 WORDS!!!
Also fallout New vegas brain food:



(Me: DAMN IT ARCADE!)