(DISCOVERED NEW LOCATION: CASTLE OF FRIENDSHIP!)

When your sitting with the main five (Twilight was in her library looking for a book to tell how I got here leaving me alone with the others) as anthros in a crystal chair with your new girlfriend who apparently has a long history with that you don't know things get akward...fast so I decide to break the ice.

"Um...so do you like jazz?"

"Ohhh! is that what you humans listen to we have that here too!" Ok pinkie is still pinkie.

"Pinkie I think he's trying to make small talk," Rainbow told her cupcake loving friend.

I nodded.

"Well then darling I for one love jazz I think its quite entertaining," Rarity who was now awake after passing out for the second time.

'Thank god their actually talking,'

"Yeah I like it too but I'm more of a fan of country partner," AJ said with a smile.

'Well that's a surprise...'

"I guess its alright I for like good old ROCK AND ROLL!" The tomboy Pegasus said with rock'n'roll hands.

Smiling we ending turning up the weirdness and quietness into a friendly conversation about music as I found out that rose actually can sing apparently. The girls got to know us a little better as pinkie began to make plans for Rose and I's 'Welcome to ponyville party,' but she then asked the question that I couldn't answer.

"By the way whats your name?"

'Shit,'

Rose looked at me in concern as she turned to the group as she answer my question for me.

"Well master doesn't have a name friends," Rose told them.

Pinkie began to laugh.

"That's just silly everypony has a name,"

"Well being shot in the head gives you one hell of cause of amnesia," This caused everyone (besides rose) to gasp.

"Wait you were shot and the head and LIVED!" Rainbow shouted.

I nodded.

"That's kind of badass,"

Fluttershy flew over and petted my head.

"You poor thing you must have been in so much pain," Fluttershy cooed but she got a slight growl from rose.

"Nan it was like having a headache painful but not fatal," I told them.

Flutter got off me with a slight frown.

"How did you survive being shot,"

'They must have guns...good I can buy some ammo for my weapons if I get low,'

"Well this robot called victor brought me to a place called good springs where this man called Doc who patched me up but I did lose my memory sadly all I could remember was the man who shot me wore a checkered coat," Telling them the story of the courier.

"This Doc seemed like a nice stallion darling," Rarity said with a smile.

I nodded.

"Yeah he even gave me this," I said showing them my pipboy 3000.

They looked wide eyed at my fallout Iphone...

"Whoa what is that parnter?" Apple jacked asked.

With a smile I told them.

"Well this baby is something special...huh didn't mean to say it like that. Well in a nutshell it shows me if I'm healthy or if I'm hurt, where I am, what I got on me, and a radio and recorder," Explaining the pipboy as they all were in awe.

Pinkie still wandered about something though.

"Well what am I suppose to call you?"

I placed a hand on my chin.

"Well everyone in back home calls me courier," I told them.

Pinkie shook her head.

"No that's not a name that's a job silly Willie...*gasps* that it-"

"I will not be called Willie!" I shouted.

"Than what are we going to call you darling?" the white fur mare asked.

Looking at rose I got the idea.

"Why not Red?"

"Red?" they all asked.

I wrap a arm around rose.

"Like Red...*I point to her* Rose," I said with a smile as rose giggled.

They looked at me for a moment then pinkie smiled.

"THAT'S SO CUTE YOU WILL NAME YOURSELF AFTER A COLOR FOR A SHIP NAME!" Pinkie laughed.

"Well I think its quite sweet," Flutter whispered lightly clapping her hands.

"Meh it needs to be 20% cooler," rainbow being...rainbow.

"Alright RED I have your and Roses party up in no time!" Pinkie said with a smile.

I rubbed the back of my head.

"Well pinkie you don't have to throw us a-" the pink pony somehow teleport over to my side of the table with hand over my mouth as did the 'upupup' thing and with that she reappeared on the other side leaving me extremely confused.

"Thats pinkie for you," Rainbow said holding the back of her head with both hands with a smile.

'riiiiiiggghhhht,'

We returned back to the awkward silence from before but Apple jack broke the ice this time.

"So partner I have to ask about those guns you have. You have more than a army could have," She pointed to my equipment.

Looking down I was shocked when I first found out I was covered in weapons which gave us a slight uneasiness with my weapons were where on my body. My sequoia was on my right holster, the dinner bell and all american were on my the outside of my coat on back of my waist titanfall style, the plasma grenades where on my belt with my helmet clipped next to them, the holy grenades were on the inside of my coat with my holo rifle, ASLID (a shining light in darkness) was across my chest under my two bullet belts across my chest, the alien blaster and blood nap were snug on the inside of my coat on my back, the anti-material rifle was on my back normally, and Esther was in a case that wasn't on my body but rose had it on her person.

"Well were I'm from it pays to be prepared," I told the ponies.

"Then it must be extremely dangerous were your from darling," I gave the dva a nod.

"Yeah and you should be glad Rose is on my side because their are other like her that a LOT less friendly," I said pointing to my girl who nodded.

"Their are others like her," Rainbow asked.

"Yeah but extremely dangrous," I told her getting a raspberry from the daredevil thrill seeker.

"They can't be that bad,"

I shivered as a memory popped in my mind.

'Some how I knew it was worth it...'

But before I could say anything the doors to the room shot open.

"YOU SHOULDN'T EXISTS!" Twilight shouted her hair in a mess style as she was trying to run over to me but was being held back by spike.

"Girls a little help," Spike shouted for help.

The girls shot up and grabbed their psycho filled friend.

"TWILIGHT CALM DOWN!" Rainbow shouted as she tried to hold the alicron back.

"THEYSHOULDN'TEXISTSTHEYSHOULDN'TEXISTSTHEYSHOULDN'TEXISTSTHEYSHOULDN'TEXISTS!!!" Twilight shouted as she broke free as I grabbed something from my belt as she ran to me as I put it in her mouth.

Then everything was quiet.

"OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO GOOD!" Twilight shouted.

"Better?" I asked.

She took the nuka cola from my hand as she nodded happily as I sighed as spike walked over to me.

"What you give her?" he asked I pulled out a nuka cola from my belt.

"Nuka cola want one?" I asked spike.

"Sure," He took it and popped the cap off and took a sip causing him to go wide eyed.

"Whoa this is great!" The dragon smiled.

"Oh...let me try," Pinkie spoke trying to grab it but I stopped her.

"The last thing you need is more sugar," This caused her to pout.

The rest gathered around me and rose.

"What is that drink partner?" Apple jack asked.

Pulling another from my belt I gave a smile as I held it like a sells person as rose striked a pose.

"From the wastelands of the USA I gave you the best selling soda in the country NUKA-COLA! Even 220 years later still american's favorite," I would make a great sells man.

They looked at the cola colored liquad in my hand as I hand them (even pinkie) one causing them to go wide eyed.

"My goddess this is better than my family cider...wait what did I say?" I laughed as Rainbow was trying to take another from my belt but Rose growled away.

"So much flavors this is just divine!" Rarity said with a smile.

Fluttershy nodded in agreement as she purred slightly, I then rolled my eyes as I grabbed a quantum for me and rose this caused the group to turn to me as I held the soft glowing blue liquid when I handed rose her drink

"Its that a different flavor?" Rainbow asked.

"Yep this is quantum it has twice the flavor and twice the sugar-" Pinkie tried to talk the glowing liquid from my hands but I stopped her.

"NO DOWN GIRL DOWN! THIS SOMETHING YOU CAN'T HANDLE!" but she kept going as rainbow even try to take it from my hand.

"Girls I know its good but claim down!" Spike said as he held the two back with help of the others, as I rolled my eyes and popped the cap and taking the drink...

'MY GOD ITS BETTER THAN I IMAGED!'

Playing it cool I lightly chugged the drink as rose followed causing the two to whimper, when we finished causing the two of us to burp before we all began to laugh at the poor humor as we drank our cola.

"My my someponies are enjoying themselves..."

'Shit is that,'

'well it was fun while it lasted,'

Author's Note

MORE NEW VEGAS FOOD:






(Note: Ironically my fourth eldist cousin is name Joshua)
ALSO THIS IS A SUPPOSE TO BE FUN IT DOESN'T NEED TO MAKE SINCE IF A DEATHCLAW IS IN LOVE WITH A HUMAN!