"Um...Hi,"

'Fuck me today has been all over the place,'

Not a word nothing celestia came at me sword drawn for blood, but my body's mechanical machinery kicked in as I leaped backwards pulling out my bowie knife. Blocking the blade Celesita was shocked at the action as we were in lock causing Luna as well to come at me but Rose came in and stopped her spear form entering my side.

"NO ONE HURTS MY MASTER!" Her eyes went red with anger as she tackled the princess of night out of the castle roaring.

'Alright then,'

Celestia came at me again this time I blocked with my knife before punching her in the gut causing her to knock the wind out of her before I kicked her away.

"Damn demon,"

'Demon? Wha-?!'

Her horn lit up as a bring flash covered over me blinding me.

'SHIT THAT'S BRIGHT!'

Shielding my eyes I turned to see running to me, armed with a sword ready to hit my heart.

"DIE!"

With a smile thinking she had me blinded but thanks to the think tank and what ever this body has been though I had improved perception meaning I could be more aware of what was happing around me. Sheathing my knife I then reached behind my back and pulled out the dinner bell, Pointing it at the changing princess causing her to stop in her tracks at the sight of my weapon, pulling the trigger of my weapon-

"AND STAY BACK!"

The blast knocked her back.

Causing the princess to be knocked back by the blast and into a wall.

"OK THE HELLS WRONG WITH YOU!?" I shouted.

Celestia didn't say a word but she snarled as she readied her blade.

"*sigh* Like taking to a brick wall," I grabbed my helmet and put it on, as my vision turned a slight red, as my lungs were filled with the filtered air.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" Celestia roared in the royal canterlot voice.

"NOW YOU SAY SOMETHING?!" I roared back.

"LIKE I WOULD TALK TO A DEMON!"

'Again with the demon,'

"What makes you think I'm a demon," I asked a I load a shell into my weapon.

She pointed at me with her finger.

"From the letter that twilight sent me I knew you were a demon from the spot and your companion confirms it!" I just sighed at her answer as I turned to twilight as she gave me a worried look. "NOW YOU WILL TASTE MY STEEL AND RETURN TO THE HOLE FROM WHICH YOU CAME!"

She ran at me sword ready I turned to her as I felt everything slow down to a crawl.

'What...oh right turbo...well usually one shot from dinner bell will do the trick but now lets try something more,'

Placing the dinner bell I then pulled out something with a but more 'UMTHF!'.

I pulled out a rubber bullets as I shoved the clip in and moved to the side as time sped back up, celestia dash to me at a amazing speed but the turbo boost allowed me to grabbed her in mid-dash as I pointed my weapon at her gut and let'em'rip. The bullet's went though her armor but I knew this won't kill her just enough to knock some sense into her mid of hers with a belly filled with rubber...

'Did I just quote Sargent Johnson?'

Using her dash force I threw her out the hole that luna and rose made, Turning to the others more at twilight than the others as I gave a 'what the hell' gesture.

"What do you tell I was? Diablo?!" Twilight lowered her head.

"Something like that," Her friends turned to her with a look of shook.

I sigh but before I could say a word a golden rope wrapped around me pulling me back.

"GET BACK HERE!"

"Oh shit..."

I hit the ground with a Slam as pain shot though my body as I groaned as my helmet came off.

"...Ow,"

Getting up I saw celesita with the end of the golden rope.

"Can't we just talk! your student made a mistake!" She snarled at my statement.

"TWILIGHT WON'T MAKE A MISTAKE LIKE THAT EVER!" She shouted at me.

'So much for that,'

She pulled me upwards and slam on the ground as pain shot though me before she pulled me forward spear at the ready as I panicked.

"FUCK!"

As I was about to be become shish kabob, but before the sun princess could do so I rose tackled her bitting into her shoulder as she screamed. This bought me time to use the blood nap to cut the line as I got the robe off but before I could get rose off the sun princess a arrow pasted my head as I turned to see a bow welding luna. Sheathing my knife I held out a hand to her as if to claim a person down from ripping off someones head.

"Luna please what ever you think I am I'm not-"

"QUIET! YOUR WORDS WILL FALL ON DEAF EARS!" I rolled my eyes at least she didn't call me a demon.

She notched another arrow but I pulled out A shining light in darkness as I went into V.A.T.S by thought (which was really cool how I did though)

Setting my sights on her bow as I target it then I exited V.A.T.S as my body went into autopilot and fired five shots at her bow before she released the arrow. The first one missed but three of them hit her crystal like metal bow but the last one cut her string of her bow as it past and cut her cheek. This caused her to go wide eyed in shock which gave me time to dash to her, jumpping up I hooked my legs around her neck as my weight took her off guard as I grabbed her arm causing her to fall down. She hit the ground as I wrap my legs around her neck tightly and holding her arm as she struggled as I was ready to dislocate her shoulder if I had to as she struggled.

"Luna claim down look if I really wanted to I would aim for you head and you would be dead right about now," I warned.

Luna stopped struggled as I loosen up slightly to help her breathe better.

"Now listen very closely,"

So lets see if my speech skill works in this body...alright lets do this.

(One misunderstanding later)
(back inside)

"OH my your bleeding!" Fluttershy ran over to my side and began to checked for wounds causing Rose to get a little mad.

"Hey claim down its just tomato sauce Celestia threw me into a restraint, they were making red sauce so can put two and two together," I told her.

The sun princess got down to her hands and knees as he head down's twilights head to the ground.

"I'm So sorry courier if it wasn't for my fellow princess's overaction I would have attack you is their any thing I can do for you...I will even offer my bo-" OK NOT NEEDED!

I raised my hands.

"OK OK OK CLAM DOWN TIA! Look I know it was mistake alright no harm no foul alright," The two looked up from the ground.

"Um master..." I then turned to rose.

"Yeah Rose?" She reached behind her and pulled out Ester then it hit me.

"As I love to help you master this thing is really heavy," Right I do need something.

I placed a hand on my chin.

"Hey celestia,"

She looked up at me.

"Their is one thing though,"

Author's Note

Stealth suit mark II is my best wifu next to rose!

Also this guy!