Drunk and In Love
Practice round
Previous ChapterNext Chapteras Celestia lead the group to the practice area Red Heart gave a smug look at the three following and stuck her tongue out at them.
"Oh your gonna call me out on doing that but you can do it?" Cheerliee asked irritably.
"Come on." Spike spoke up "Can't I be nice to one of you individually without that one gloating over the others?"
"You can do it with me." Berry responded, "because I'm always smug on the inside."
"How can you be Smug on the inside?" Carrot top demanded
"I'm not only already married to Spike, But I fucked him first and continued to get him to myself for an entire day! And if it weren't for us getting married first none of you would have met him." the group walked on in silence.
"Well shit." Red Heart said as her smug look melted off "I envy the fuck out of that."
"Calm down," Spike said trying to think of a solution. "I can personally promise that on each of your Birthday's the Birthday mare gets me to herself for the entire day."
"But Carrot top and I share the same Birthday date!" Red Heart replied, "How's that..."
"You two can flip a coin and the winner gets me the day before."
"Hot damn I'm down for that." Carrot top replied "I want a Pregnancy potion for my birthday.
"You and I can talk detail later" Spike replied as they walked "I promise, sometime tomorrow you and I can sit down and talk about children, but for now let's just get through today."
"Fine...but I'm holding you to that."Carrot top responded as Celestia lead them into a large empty room,
"Ok," Celestia said as held up a small piece of paper "We need to do this in order so Spike You'll come and stand in front of me, during the ceremony each of you will come up one at a time when I call your name and stand around Spike where the tape is on the floor right now, there won't be any tape at the actual ceremony so try and remember where your going to be standing, Berry Punch you will be walking down the aisle first and take your place on the tape X on my right, then Carrot top you take the one next to her, then Cheerliee you next, and finally Red Heart you take the X on my left." Spike walked to his place and put Red Heart down so she could join the other mares in their respective spots as Celestia pointed above Spike. "Once all 5 of you are in the place the Crystal Heart will be placed above Spike and then I'll have to do 'fun' part and read the 45-minute speech before the vows are exch...exchanged?" Celestia's looked at the look's on the 5 faces in front of her. "you all have vows ready right? that's what the extended train ride was originally for."
"What the heck is a vow?" Spike asked in confusion "I don't remember that from Cadance and Shinning's wedding."
"Spike that was interrupted by an invasion" Celestia responded "Vows are the words spoken by couples to each other during a wedding which express both an intent and a promise. The words of the vow usually speak about the meaning and potential of the marriage." Celestia smiled at them all "And you all have to have some...except for Spike he has to write 4." Spike blinked at his mother and fell backward, being caught be Cheerliee and Carrot top before he hit the ground.
"4?" he asked in a daze "I have an hour to right 4 set's of vows for 4 different mares?" Spike looked like he was going to be sick. "I...need a pencil!" Spike shot up like a rocket
"Spike wai..." Cheerliee attempted only for the Dragon to bolt out of the room on all four
"And a lot of paper, and a desk, and something to soothe my nerves like tea or maybe a glass of warm mil..." Spike's voice was lost to the hall as he ran to get started.
"Oh dear." Berry said rubbing her head "That got out of hoof fast." Suddenly as the mares looked at each other
"DIBS!" Cheerliee pumped her arm "Yes!" she cheered as she hiked up her dress and ran after Spike.
"That's probably for the best." Berry smiled "Cheerliee's probably the best one out of the 4 of us to help Spike out with...that imparticular problem." Celestia smiled as she walked to the three and pulled them closer.
"So...this seems like a perfect time to sit down and get to know three of the four mares my son is marring, so come talk with your new Step Mother and tell her all about yourselves while you write your vows."
"Well, I think I'll start my story with how Spike and I first met..." Berry said happily.
-5 minutes later-
Following Spike was probably the easiest thing Cheerliee had ever done, mainly because the frantic dragon was moving so fast he was scratching up the floor as he ran. Cheerliee followed the scratched and noted that Spike run into a wall as he'd run, a large crack in the wall giving his movement away, Cheerliee was walking up some stairs when she heard the dragon freaking out and opened the door she heard him from, inside Spike was in a pile of Paper Twilight was sitting at a desk next to it, Rainbow Dash was laying in a bed with an ice pack on her head.
"Oh!" Twilight noted, "Cheerliee I didn't know you where invited."
"Yeah, I think the guest are supposed to be in the main hall or something," Rainbow added before Spike cut them off.
"Cheerliee's one of the mare's I'm marring." he spat before tearing the paper in his hand up and pulling up one of the other ones to restart.
"Oh, what!?" Rainbow's tone went from bored to interested in a snap "How the hell did you snag Spike!?"
"What's that suppose to mean?" Both Spike and Cheerliee asked in unison before looking at each other,
"That was neat," Spike said before scratching away at his paper again. Cheerliee looked back at Rainbow who held her arms up
"I didn't mean anything mean, just...you know...you...and Spike...and questions?" Rainbow smiled with guilt, scared of getting knocked through another door.
"We where drunk." an irritated noise sounded and the two looked at Twilight.
"gea...Spike how many of these mare's where drunk when they Agreed to marry you?"
"Only Berry was, and so was I," Spike replied as he wrote on his page, suddenly both of Spike's ear's pointed up and he tore up the page. "THE FUCK AM I WRITING!" he started tearing up the paper around him "How the fuck am I suppose to do this 4 times in 50 something minutes!" Spike switched from attacking the paper to scratching at his own face, Twilight's horn light up and forced his hand's up in the air as Cheerliee walked over and got on her knee's next to the freaking out dragon. "What am I gonna do?" Spike sounded like he was on the verge of tears, and looked it too. "What am I gonna do?" Cheerliee patted his back and he sunk his face into her shoulder, once again asking the same question into her shoulder.
"It's ok, I'm here to help." Cheerliee whispered, rubbing his back "together I'm sure we can get your vow's down."
"I'll help as well" Twilight added, "I...I'm sorry about what I did earlier."
"It's fine." Spike replied as he pulled out of Cheerliee's shoulder and took a deep breath "Just need to keep my composure and do this, ok, since your here I'll start with you." he said to Cheerliee "and once I get you down I should be able to move to Berry, then Carrot top, then Red Heart."
"Red Heart!" Twilight asked in Disbelief "Spike what the fuck non of these mares have anything in common with each other."
"I don't care." Spike shot back "There all their own mares and I love them for who they are."
"Spike what do you even know about these mares!? Do you even know Cheerliee's birthday, favorite color, her hobbies." Spike put up his hand and counted out his replied
"November 19, Light Yellow, she collects vintage School books that are out of date and she has a particular fondness in a book series about post-apocalyptic dogs." Twilight blinked at him "We had a lot of time on that train." Spike responded with a shrug. "So I got to know them better...instead of writing my vows...no regrets there tho." Spike picked up another paper and Cheerliee joined him.
"Ok so...and intent and a promise." She said as Twilight gave her a quill "Let's start with the promise part then."
Author's Note
if any of you can figure out why I made Cheerliee's birthday November 19 your awesome
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