Drunk and In Love

"Great!" Berry Punch said irritably, all of Spike's future wives had joined him in the room, they now only had half an hour to write their vows, and all of them were stuck on what to do. "This is just drunk ramblings! And I'm not even drunk yet!" She added as she crumpled up the page and threw it in a large pile behind her.

"Ok just relax," Twilight said as she looked over Carrot top's vows. "Just think about how you fell about Spike and..." Twilight's face turned red as she gave Carrot top her vow's back "...and maybe don't talk so much about sex." she added awkwardly

"All it said was that he was good with his t..." Carrot top started

"NO!" Twilight shot back "Don't wanna hear it! Never wanna hear about it!" She rubbed her temple before turning to Spike

"What do you have so far Spike?"

"Today I give myself to not just one of you, but all 4 of you." Spike replied with a shrug "I feel it'll save everyponies time if I just right one big vow to all 4 instead of 4 for each of them." Cheerliee poked him, earning a chuckle

"Is that all you have? I see a lot of words on that page."

"Oh, um..." Spike cleared his throat "I Promis to encourage and inspire all of you in Joy, Laughter, and all of your other delights, be it helping one of you with your work, helping one of you when you are sick or just helping any of you enjoy your day. I promise to be there when you need me, even in times of great sorrow and distress and during hardships...and that is all I've gotten." Spike declared with a nod before Cheeliee kissed his cheek

"Spike that's a great start, wanna hear mine?"

"I'd love to hear..." Spike was interrupted when the door opened and Luna's head popped in

"Excuse me?" she asked, "oh...oh I'm sorry!" She added when she saw the large family to be gathered around on the floor "I hate to interrupt but I'm here for Twilight and Rainbow, so if I could just steal them form you..."

"Happily!" Rainbow Replied as she pulled herself up "It's getting too weird in here," Twilight helped her friend out of the bed and the two left with Luna. The room was left in silence for a few seconds.

"So you gonna read that or not?" Red Heart asked, "I want some ideas."

"Oh right!" Cheerliee replied as she looked over her vows.

-Meanwhile-

"All the guests have arrived," Luna said, "And I need you to distract them."

"Already?" Twilight asked, "they weren't supposed to be arriving for another 10 minutes, I can get some of them coming early, but all of them?"

"Oh no!" Luna laughed "There on time, Celestia just decided to cast a spell on all the clocks in that room so they moved half as fast, give Spike and the girls some extra time you know."

"Why would you..." Twilight started when Rainbow smacked her. "Ow! What was that for!?"

"Because she obviously did that to give them a little extra time," Rainbow replied

"Ok, but why did you smack me!?"

"You blasted me into a door then blasted me and the door down a 30 hoof hall and into a crystal wall, you lucky I don't smack you again for the door."

"SHUSH!" Luna said irritably, forcing the two's mouth's shut as she put her ear to the door.

"...ould I mention the Pasión Azteca?" She heard Carrot top asking

"Probably not" Spike responded, "Might give off the wrong..." Luna pulled away and looked at them

"I need you two to go join your friends and distract the party, Pinkie and I are behind on the Cake's due to a misshape with the Bourbon Pumpkin Cheesecakes."

"What happened?"

"Nothing big, I just wasn't aware how Flammable Bourbon was is all, just go down to the area sanctioned off in front of the castle for the Wedding Ceremony and the Party, Just make sure everypony and nonpony are seated in their designated seats!"

"How am I suppose to know where there suppose to sit!?" Twilight demanded

"I Dunno, ask Shining that was his..." An explosion sounded in the distance and Luna turned on the spot and booked it "JUST ASK SHINING!" She called back as she ran to the sound of Pinkie Pie Swearing off in the distance. Twilight and Rainbow headed off to the front of the castle.

"I'm sorry." Twilight said again "For the...door thing..."

"I already smacked you, were even," Rainbow replied as the duo flew out a window and down to the area the party was being held. The duo landed next to Starlight having an argument with Ember.

"I already told you I don't know!?" Starlight spat back at whatever Ember had said to her when Twilight came up to her

"Something wrong?" She asked as Rainbow left to help Rarity with Thorax and a group of changelings.

"I just wanna know who my friend is marring." Ember replied, "I wanna introduce them to me, friends, here."

"Ember just relax" Starlight pleased "Spike is of legal age by pony law!"

"By Dragon law, he's a child!" Ember replied, "And Pedophiles are dealt with using extreme force in the Dragon lands!"

"Spike's 23!" Twilight cut in

"That's like 12 in dragon years!" Ember shot back "I mean hell Smolder's 35!"

"Well...Spike was raised differently!" Twilight replied, "he's of legal age for a Pony, and this is a pony wedding!"

"I don't give a shit about pony stuff, Spike is a Dragon!"

"Raised by Ponies!" Twilight spat back "He's of the mental age of a pony adult and as such..." as the two began arguing harder and harder Rainbow leaded Thorax to a table pilled up with Presents, Thorax smacked his own face.

"I'm fucking blind!" he said as he placed a present on the table "Thank you so much...oh wow." Thorax and Rainbow watched as Ember and Twilight's verbal assaults on each other began to grow out of control.

"He's too young!"

"He's of legal age by Pony law! He was born and raised here in Equestria and is therefore within his legal right's to marry!" Rainbow held her hand's up.

"Thorax trust me when I say this, back away from this or you could get blasted across the Empire." Thorax put his hand's up and bot he and Rainbow slowly backed away from the bickering on whether or not Spike was Legal or not. Applejack was leaving after having helped to make sure the CMC, Derpy, Bon-bon, Lyra and Little Strong Heart had their seats all set.

"I was really surprised to get an Invitation" Stong Heart said as she took her seat next to Apple Bloom. "I haven't talked to Spike since he last visited Applelossa."

"I'm happy I was invited" Applebloom replied, "School was super weird without Ms.Cheerliee today, we had a grumpy Griffin guy as a sub and I'm happy Big Mac took me out of school."

"You think Ms.Cheerliee had that substitution thing set up because she got invited?" Scootaloo asked looking around.

"I don't see her," Sweetie replied as she joined Scootaloo in looking for their teacher, meanwhile Lyra and Bob-bon were having their own conversation.

"...and I haven't seen her since yesterday." Bon-bon said with a head shake "Her Garden was untouched this morning, I'm worried something might have happened to her is all, maybe you should tell somepony."

"Bon-bon relax" Lyra responded Carrot top's probably just got hungover, she had a hard day yesterday after the theft of an entire basket of Carrots, she's probably just having a hard time." as the two sat in silence Derpy asked them a serious question.

"Hey, do you guy's know why I'm here?" she asked, "I'm not exactly friends with Spike, so I can't get why I was invited."

"Come to think of it." Lyra responded, "I've know Spike for a while, but Bob-bon doesn't know him all that well..."

"Oh, you two must be friends with one of the brides then." Little strong heart replied happily getting the attention of everypony at the table. "Let's see Rarity said their names where Red Heart, Berry Punch, Cheerliee and Carrot top." Stong Heart smiled as the entire table went silent and stared at her. "What?" She asked as she looked at the two groups on either side of her, "is something wrong?"