Celestia stood awkwardly next to the door as she knocked on it.

"Spike?" She asked "Your and your wives aren't doing anything...intimate together are you?" the door opened as Spike looked at his mother in disbelief.

"Did you really just ask that?" He asked "Seriously?"

"I have something to tell you." Celestia said with a guilty smile as the 4 mare's got up "Are you all done?"

"Yeah." Berry said holding up her vows "This is the best I'm gonna be getting." Once the other 3 and Spike agreed they where done Celestia sighed

"I...might have slowed down all the clocks in this room," Celestia said pointing around "Your...and hour late for your own wedding."

-5 minutes later-

"Welp this is gonna be awful," Spike said as he watched a small group approach him, after saying a quick goodbye Spike had booked it to his position so the girls could be moved to their area for the wedding to start. As soon as he had made it to his place and caught his breath he noticed several mares making their way's towards him, after a moment he was surrounded by a variety of mares. "Afternoon." He tried with a wave as they looked at him in silence

"So." Lyra asked looking at him "What'd you do?"

"I'm...I'm sorry?" Spike asked in confusion.

"What did you do..." Lyra put her finger to his chest "...to court Carrot top, Cheerliee, Red Heart, and Berry Punch?" She looked hard at him "Cause whatever the fuck you did must have been the most impressive thing ever! Not to mention why those four exactly?"

"I...um..." Spike was stumped for an answer that didn't make it sound like a horrible thing. "They were the first ones to wa..."

"I KNEW IT!" Bon-bon said interrupting the Dragon as she got closer two "You've got your eye's on more mare's don't you! they were just the first ones you succeeded in wooing!"

"What?" Spike asked

"Don't try and deny it!" Cloudchaser said as she joined in the circle "Who else is on your list hu!?"

"I'm sorry you have a list now!?" Celestia asked making Spike jump "Why didn't you tell me!? Who's my next Daughter in law going to be!?" She asked excitably.

"Is it Zecora?" Flitter asked "One of or both of the Spa twins!?" almost at once name's where being thrown at Spike, Spike tried to think of a way out when on stuck out.

"Wait Little StrongHeart?" Spike asked, "How is she even an..."

"AHA!" Bon-Bon shot back interrupting him once again "I knew it was weird that she was just randomly invited."

"She's here?" Spike questioned again as the group broke up, Celestia smiled as she patted Spike on the back

"Who's Little StrongHeart?" she asked

"A Female Buffalo, she's part of a Buffalo tribe that kidnapped me and a tree once." Spike scratched her head "But that was the only time I'd ever met her, how was she even an option on any of their weird lists?" he asked in confusion as Celestia smiled, she lit her horn and activated the spell's she placed on all the tables to listen in on them and her smile turned into a laugh.

"It seems that you and This Strongheart are the talk of the evening right now."

"Motherdammit" Spike responded as he rubbed his temple.

-Meanwhile-

"Who the hell is Little Strongheart?" Berry asked as she joined the other 3 at the end of the carpet they were to walk down. Celestia had made them temporarily invisible so nopony would bother them until the Ceremony started.

"Never heard of them before." Carrot top replied as she messed with her gloves "Why?"

"I walked past a table and heard them gossiping she was next on Spike's list," Berry replied, there was silence for a moment.

"Wait Spike has a list?" Red Heart asked, "Since when!?"

"Let me see, I think Applebloom once told me her cousin was good friends with a Female Buffalo named Little Strongheart," Cheerliee said as she scratched her chin

"Was I on his list?" Red Heart asked, "Was he trying to get with me when we were drunk?"

"Probably" Berry replied, "Why does that bother you?"

"Why the fuck would that bother me!?" Red heart demanded happily "If Spike had a list that means I was at the very least in the top 4! And there could be like 20 mare's on that list for all we know! That being said, I want to talk to this Buffalo before I agree to let her touch our Spike."

"Well, Spike has so far won us all over drunk." Carrot top said "And I think it's safe to assume he'll do the same with her, and any other creatures that might be on his list," she nodded as she thought her plan out. "So we have until Spike goes to Applelossa drunk to talk to her about him." Carrot top looked forward and muttered to herself

"What's up?" Cheerliee asked

"Just wondering how they'll tie the knot is all." She replied when a series of bell's sounded around them

"Oh thank you Mother in law." Berry sighed "We can get this wedding over with and start the fun stuff with Spike!" The 4 mares stood back and watched as the Guest's moved to their tables, after a minute only two guests were still standing, and yelling, at each other. the entire event sat in silence as Twilight and Ember yelled over each other, no creature could understand a word they were saying, at this point they just seemed to be trying to be louder than the other.

"Excuse me!" Celestia called out, after a moment she tried again to no avail then called loudly. "EVERYPONY COVER YOUR EARS!" Once all the guests, along with the 4 brides and Spike had done this Celestia pointed to Luna who gave her a thumbs up before walking calmly to the Arguing two and Cleared her throat.

"HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN!"

Author's Note

anyone want to guess who Spike's next wife will be in the 4th story