Drunk and In Love

Spike was the first to wake up in the pile and rubbed his head, during their sleep his wives had shifted enough so Red Heart was the only one he had to work around to get out of the bed, after a few minutes of wiggling around Spike managed to escape and patted Red Heart on the head, she let out a pleased muttered and squeezed the Pillow Spike had replaced himself with. Spike moved over to a table that had appeared in the room since they had been sleeping, on it was enough food and drinks for all 5 of them, along with 5 seats that all had a robe folded on them. Spike picked one of them up and started putting it on, He'd just tied it up when he felt two hands rubbing his shoulders.

"Morning honey," Berry said, giving him a peck on the cheek before moving to robe herself up. Spike sat down in the chair he'd taken his robe from and smiled back to her

"And good morning to you," he replied as he pulled a plate his way and began pilling it up with some of the food on the table, he picked up an empty mug and watched as it filled itself up with his favorite coffee. "I Wish Twilight had chef's in the Castel." Spike began drinking when something hit him "Oh shit, I'm not gonna be living there anymore...where the fuck are we going to live?" He scratched his head in concerned confusion when another set arms patten his head, Cheerliee gave his a peck on the cheek and picked up a robe.

"Don't worry I'm sure your mother has something planned," Berry said as she took the seat on Spike's right and began filling out her plate.

"Yeah, I mean...she just pulled that entire fucking wedding out of nowhere in less than a Day!" Cheerliee agreed as she sat in the seat on Spike's Left. Spike took a sip of his coffee when both the mare's leaned into him hard with a smile.

"You both have different looks on your faces, and both of them scare me in different ways," Spike noted calmly as he put his cup down and began digging into his hashbrowns. "Since Berry sat down first she can talk first," Spike said before eating.

"That's fair," Cheerliee said as she let off and set up her plate.

"So Spike?" Berry asked as Spike gave her his undivided attention. "We need to talk about...something I've been meaning to bring up since I woke up in bed with you two days ago." as Berry and Spike talked to each other Cheerliee noted to sound of springs and got up to hand deliver Carrot top a robe and to wake up Red Heart and robe her. The tree mares returned to Berry silently eating and Spike rubbing her back.

"...Look I don't mind in any way that you already have a..." Spike blinked once he noted the three mares approaching the table "...we'll talk later after you tell them." He said before turning and being greeted by Carrot top and Red Heart with a kiss on the cheek before they all sat down.

"So what were you two talking about?" Carrot top asked as she picked up a mug and watched it fill with coffee.

"oh...you'll find out soon." Berry responded, "you'll find out soon."

"Berry there's nothing to worry..." Spike was interrupted when Berry shot him a look "...and I'm shutting up about it." he decided "Cheerliee what did you want to talk about?"

"I want to talk about the Bedroom Arrangement." The room went silent and Cheerliee reframed her sentence. "And before any of you say anything I mean the literal arrangement of the Bedroom, not the sex rules we made then proceded to break."

"I'm sorry!" Red Heart blurted out getting looks from the others "It's my fault...I'm the one who said fuck it and went all the way with Berry, after that it just turned into blind sex with anyone I could touch." Spike snapped and got all their attention.

"That's it!" he said with a nod "That must have been the side effect Cadance was going to warn us about, that sex potion must turn it's drinker into a ball of sex, fucking anything it can touch!" Spike nodded "either that or you guy's just don't give a fuck."

"All for blaming the potion?" Carrot top asked

"Me." Cheerliee and Red Heart responded.

"If it help's you sleep at night." Berry and Spike responded as they ate their breakfast.

"Ok new rule! Keep an eye on Berry from now on...I suspect she might drag mares to Spike if she gets too drunk."

"It's a Possibility" Berry agreed before taking a swig of her Juice.

"Ok So are we all sharing a bed or are we all going single bed's and switching off day to day to sleep with Spike?" Spike looked over at Cheerliee for a moment

"I feel we should get one bed for all of use to share when any of you are in the mood, and 5 single beds when either one or three of you aren't feeling it but at least one of you are, and 5 single beds for when your all irritated at me, but not so mad that you want to make me sleep on the couch." Spike smiled at Cheerliee before finishing off his mug of Coffee.

"Spike the fact that you had that all prepared both impresses me and slightly confuses me all at once," Cheerliee said as she drank some of her juice.

"What if we're all super pissed at you for some reason?" Berry asked.

"Then I'll either sleep on the couch, or you'll all just lock me out of the house," Spike responded before finishing off his plate and wiping his face off.

"Spike I'd never lock you out of our house." Carrot top said at once.

"Don't go saying that." Spike responded, "There's a good chance one or all of you will be done with me in 50 or so years." Spike put his empty mug on his empty plate and placed his dirty napkin on it before getting up "I'm gonna go strip the bed, save Cadance's house staff the trouble of having to touch it too much. As Spike got up and went to go do this Red Heart turned to Berry.

"Why the hell did you say that?" She demanded

"Say what?"

"What if we're all super pissed at you!?" Red Heart asked, "Why the hell would you bring that up!"

"Oh, you really think that At some point in the future Spike won't make one of us mad?"

"Of course he will and he'll most likely do it while drunk! But we shouldn't go walking up to him and asking what he'll do when we get pissed and yell at him!"

"Red Heart there's nothing wrong with him preparing for..."Berry started before Red Heart cut her off.

"I Don't want Spike to think about me being pissed off at him unless he's also thinking of the reason I'm pissed at him! If he hasn't done anything wrong there's no reason for him to think of me in that way!"

"You mean us." Carrot top corrected "You mean us."

"Oh, whatever!" Red Heart responded, "You know what I mean!" as this went on Cheerliee mimicked Spike and left the table to help him with striping the bed.

"So..." Cheerliee said awkwardly to him as they did this. "...I have to start going back to work tomorrow, and I know you know what that means."

"Mean's I'm not gonna be able to spend a lot of time with you." Spike responded as he folded up the tainted Blanket and put it on the floor "Same can be said with Red Heart." He added.

"And Carrot top," Cheerliee added

"No, Carrot top works at the market, I can just walk to her workplace and spend time with her, you and Red Heart's work aren't the kinds I can just come waltzing up to and talking to you, and Berry is unemployed so she and I will be spending most of our time drunk in the house together." Cheerliee nodded and made a mental note.

"Look into locking Spike and Berry in the house." she undid the sheet's and folded them when the sound of chairs signified that the other three had either finished their food or gotten jealous of Cheerliee for stealing alone time with Spike, One the bed had been stripped Spike walked over to the door and gave it a good hard knock, a noise sounded behind the door after a second and they hear Cadance's voice.

"Your all wearing the robes right?" She asked.