Spike and his wives waved goodbye to Shining and Cadance as they got on the train. Spike closed the door and the 5 walked to the table they had sat at the other day, Spike held up a yellow envelope on the table and began opening it.

"Alright, Shinning said this thing had all the information on it about our new homes, Apparently as soon as we went into the room all the princesses chipped in and bought us one of the un-used mansions Ponyville has thanks to Filthy Rich."

"Fucking hate that guy." Berry muttered angrily "He's not at the top of the list, but he's fucking on my shit list."

"Who's on the top?" Spike asked Berry looked at him in silence "Oh...OH! Yeah ok, I know who."Spike upturned the envelope as he said this.

"Wait, who are you two..."

"Not my place to talk about." Spike responded, "One of you tell me something in confidence I'm not telling any of the rest of you." Spike picked up one of the documents and began reading to himself while the other 4 talked to each other.

"Alright, so who here actually has a paying job?" Berry asked, the other three raised their hand then turned to Spike who had also raised his hand.

"Spike, what do you do for a living?" Cheerliee questioned, "I've rarely seen you without Twilight."

"I'm Twilight's assistant," Spike responded.

"Oh, Spike I'm not sure if that counts as a..." Red Heart started before Spike placed the document down.

"I Cook for Twilight, I am her personal Librarian and am in charge of rearranging the Library every other week, I clean the castle, I have on several different occasions stayed up for an entire night doing nothing but holding a lamp so Twilight could read, every now and again I walk into the Everfree forest when Twilight is both extremely busy and out of her favorite Tea." Spike picked up a complimentary soda bottle and opened it "And that's just the stuff I get paid to do." He added before taking a swig. "Non paid activity's include the time I counted every single blade of Grass on Sweet Apple aces on Applejack's request and the time Rarity used me as a Pincushion." The Four mares look at Spike in stunned silence as he picked up a pen that had been in the envelope and sighed the document. "oh and I'm Twilight's main connection to Celestia as I both write and send letters to Celestia for her." Spike held up the document. "Also this is the legal agreement, we all need to sig...what?" Spike looked at his wives who were all staring at him in stunned silence. "What?" he repeated

"How the fuck?" Carrot top demanded "It takes a lot of time and effort just to raise and sell Carrot's, how the fuck do you do that! your vacation days must take up half the dam year just for you to stand that..."

"I don't get Vacations." Spike responded, "I work at all time."

"Spike you're getting a new job." Red Heart responded immediately.

"Oh, ok so are you the one who's going to go tell Twilight that? Cause I'm not." Spike asked while Berry took the document and signed it without reading before passing it to Carrot top.

"Spike we're going to talk about you getting a new job." Red Heart amended as Carrot top slid the document to Cheerliee who began looking over it.

"Alright, I'm all ears," Spike said as he picked up a picture of their soon to be home and the key's and put them in the envelope for safekeeping.

"Ok, so..." Red Heart began.

-An hour and a half later-

"I see what you're saying but I don't think I'm built for Carrot harvesting," Spike said, All the mares at the table having joined the conversation as time progressed.

"But I think you'd like it." Carrot top replied as she waved a piece of paper at him "Your mom's already relocated my Carrot patch to the backyard of our new home, I'm not saying you have to, I'm just saying I'd appreciate the help, and having a big strong dragon around might inspire some ponies to stop stealing from me."

"Look I understand your concerns about my work hours but..." Spike blinked as he fully processed Carrot top's sentence. "Wait...I'm sorry did you say some ponies were stealing from you?" Carrot top's ear's shot up when she noted his tone.

"Yes." She replied.

"Welp Look's like I'm a Carrot farmer now," Spike said bluntly as he drank his third soda.

"Wha...just like that?" Red Heart demanded, "We've been sitting here for over an hour and you turn over just like that!"

"What can I say, If my mear presence alone won't scare them off, then the fact that Carrot top's stand will now never be empty during business hours most likely will, besides I have some good hearing and a great sense of smell, somepony grabs a bucket and tries to run I'll fucking tackle them."

"Oh, Spike that's sweet." Carrot top said as the sound of breaks hit them. "oh wow, that was a lot faster than last time." all of the group got up then turned and looked at Berry, who was looking at the door in silence. Spike walked over to her and got down

"You wanna tell them now?" he asked quietly "We both know she's out there waiting for you." Berry took a breath and got up and walked to the door,

"Ok, I have something to say." Berry said as the door opened "It's something I probably should have told you all earlier, and It's definitely something I should have told Spike about as soon as he woke up when we got married." Berry took a deep breath as she turned. "Follow me." She said the three mares looked at each other as Spike followed without hesitation. the three followed to the empty station, Twilight was standing near the train exit, next to her Berry was on her knee's, Spike standing awkwardly and waved the Trio over, The three lines up with Spike and Berry turned to them

"Guys...this is my Daughter Ruby Pinch," She said as she moved to the side. Ruby looked up at them in silence.

"Hello." She said with an awkward wave.

Author's Note

oh, should I leave it off here or make a Sequal?