Carrot top walked back into the measuring room with Spike and was instantly met with the sight of Berry Punch sitting in a chair looking extremely pissed, her expression changed when Carrot top passed her holding Spike, the two waved at each other as Spike was taken to Rarity, she who was already waiting for him.

"So who's measuring Spike?" Carrot top asked, looking around

"Well, I am of course." Rarity responded

"Like hell you are!" she snapped back "I'm not letting you see my Spike almost naked!"

"Our Spike!" Cheerliee called back as she put her jacket back on.

"Come now Darling," Rarity said, "I wouldn't steal Spike from you...the fact that you're carrying him and the look on your face tells me you'd probably kick my teeth in if I tried."

"Better believe I will!" Carrot top replied angrily "I am not letting you..."

"Measure me for a Tux?" Spike asked "I can get where your coming from" Spike replied, "If any colt tried to so much as touch you wrong I'd probably break his arm in my teeth, but Rarity is the best in the business when it comes to suits and dresses." Carrot top gave an angry grumble as she put Spike down.

"I'm watching you," she said as she walked to the waiting area, Red Heart and Cheerliee giving her I'm watching you finger sighed, and Berry walking into view and Flipping Rarity off before walking back.

"Ah, I see you've already pissed Berry off," Spike said as he took his shirt off, Cheerliee and Red Heart following Red Heart and Carrot top back to the waiting area.

"Yes, she's a little wound up..."

"You called her a Drunk didn't you?" he asked, "I know you pretty well my old friend so you can just give up trying to dance the truth around me, Applejack as taught me to see through your bullshit very well." Rarity gave a whining noise before she could speak Starlight covered her mouth.

"Rarity your on thin ice with Berry so I suggest you not use the...Wikey word around Spike's Fiance's and wife, one of them might think your flirting."

"Oh, I'm...sure more than one of them would," Spike responded. Rarity scoffed as Spike got up on the measuring stand and Starlight began measuring him,

"Sholder's and wrists are the same, Ankles and calves and slightly bigger, waist, belly, and neck are also all the same." Rarity pulled out her Sketch pad and looked up at Spike.

"Anything special for the tux?" she asked as Starlight began the ridiculous task of measuring the spines on Spike's back.

"Hm.." Spike scratched his chin "Ok I've prepared for this, alright, I want the Jacket to be the same color as Berry Punches fur, with the sleeves being the same color as Red heart's Fur, I want the pants to be the same Color as Cheerliee's fur with the Pant's Leg's below the knee matching Carrot Top's Fur."

"Oh wow." Rarity replied

"Oh, Spike that's pretty sweet and corny."

"Hold on." Spike responded "I want the Undershirt to match Carrot Top's Mane, I want all the Button's on both the Shirt, the jacket and the Pant's to match Cheerliee's Mane, I want the Bow to match Red Heart's mane, and Lastly I want the Shoe's and the Gloves to match Berry Punches Mane." He smiled "You get all that."

"Oh, Spike... you're going to look like a mess." Rarity sighed with a headshake,

"Are you crying?" Cheerliee's voice rang out.

"NO!" Both Berry and Red Heart shot back.

"But it's seemed to at least half worked." Rarity added, "ok Spikey-Wikey..." Rarity slapped her hand's to her mouth and dropped the Drawing Pad and her pen, Starlight put a Bubble around her as she finished the last of Spikes spines.

"That one is on you." Starlight said before Carrot top and Cheerliee both came around the corner.

"What was that!?" They demanded as Spike picked up his clothes and walked around them as the B-lined to Rarity, Spike rounded the corner and began re-dressing as the two angry mares began berating Rarity, who tried to defender herself only to make it worse.

"He had a crush on me when he was younger, but I alway's rejected him, I'd never..."

"WHAT SO NOW THAT'S WE'RE INTERESTED YOU'RE SUDDENLY INTERESTED!?"

"I called him that when he was..."

"BULLSHIT!" Spike pulled his shirt back on and looked over at them.

"Can I say..."

"STAY OUT OF THIS WHERE SPEAKING FOR YOU!" The two replied and Spike held his hand's up and went to the waiting room, Starlight had taken the sketch pad and was now getting things ready for when Rarity could be freed. Spike smiled at Red Heart who was now going to go join the angry yelling,

"Hello, Sweetheart." Spike tried, Red Heart stopped turned to him and gave him a kiss on the nose.

"What you did for your Tux was really sweet, now if you'll excuse me I was blowing my nose when that started and I want to know why it's happening.

"She called me Spikey Wikey and they..."

"She did WHAT!?" Red Heart demanded now rounding the corner "YOU CALLED HIM WHAT!?"

"SORRY!" Spike called as he backed up, the three mares called back

"WE DON'T BLAME YOU!"

"Alright" "Not who I was apologizing to but I'll take it." Spike shrugged as he sat down in the chair, he felt a hand on his leg and looked over at his Wife.

"Spike!" she cheered.

"Berry!" He responded

"That Camelot Snooze was awesome!" They said in unison, while the two talked about the drink Rarity was trying to get out of trouble with the mares.

"Look I feel like this is unnecessary." She said, Starlight having finished the setup work and now writing a note "I know I said some things, but I'm sure if we sit down and talk about this..." The three mares all yelled different things in unison and it came out as a loud mess to Rarity. Starlight finished her note and sent it.

-downstairs-

"Ok." Pinkie said as she pulled a Cake out of the Super Freezer "Frozen Coconut Cake, will be at the perfect temperature and ready to eat by the time the reception star..." Pinkie was cut off when a note popped into existence in front of her face.

"Let's see....blah, blah, blah...oh! That's why they ordered 5 cakes, I thought Berry and Spike were just going big, but I get it now...oh! uh oh, Princess!" Pinkie turned to Luna, who was making the Bourbon Pumpkin Cheese Cake's

"I'm not eating the Batter this time I swear." Luna replied, "I'm saving it for later since it's so Alcoholic." Pinkie watched as Luna poured an entire Bottle of Bourbon into the mixing bowl "What? Starlight told me in her last note that Berry and Spike wanted an entire bottle in each Cake."

"Rarity is about to be attacked by Spike's wives, I'll be right back after I save her." Pinkie pulled out a cart full of different food and drink and somehow rode it up the stairs. Luna looked at the CheeseCake's in front of her. "aren't Cheesecake's a kind of Pie?" she asked.

Pinkie rode into the room and jumped off her cart, leaving in front of an unfazed Berry and Spike, the latter of who used his hand to stop it in front of them. Pinkie landed behind the three yelling mares.

"WAIT!" She screamed betting the Three Mare's attention "If you'll just give me like 5 minutes I can solve all of this."

-5 minutes later-

"Pinkie thank you so much," Rarity said as Pinkie shook her friend's hand, the three mares still looked mad at Rarity.

"Lucky as shit Pinkie came in," Cheerliee said "If she hadn't Pinkie promised you didn't mean anything after explaining...I still might have socked you after the explanation." The room fell silent for the first time in 10 minutes and it imediatly filled with silly laughed.

"...Cherrychunga!" Spike laughed out,

"Hey, I love that story!" Pinkie said, jumping over all the mares and turning the corner "Tell it again I didn't hear!"

"Oh no." Red Heart cried out "How!?" The Three mare's left and Rarity moved to Starlight

"Thank's for the help!" she said irritably

"your welcome." Starlight replied looking up from a book "do you still need my help with this or..."

"No, I can take it from here, just sit in front of my workstation, and don't let anypony bother me for the next 3 hours or so."

"So...so then....what...wha...what you...you said, asked, you asked Rarity..."

"I don't like this story anymore" Berry complained. as she took a chug from her bottle before Carrot top got to her side and took it, Cheerliee taking Spike's bottle.

"Where did you three even..." Cheerliee started in dumbfounded silence at the assortment of Alcohols, soda's, and Food on the cart. "Pinkie you parked a Cart full of Booze in front of two Drunks!?"

"I need to stop you guy's from fighting, Rarity needed to make your dresses."

"I...I don't like Rarity!" Berry Heart complained "Let's talk about Carrot top! Everypony like's Carrot'hic'top!" She said waving her hand at her,

"Yeah!" Spike cheered sliding to the floor "Carrot top!" Pinkie rolled the cart away

"Sorry I got them drunk but I have to go make the Cakes, Have a great Wedding night!"

"Hey, hey Carrot top have I...have I ever told you...how...how..." Berry picked then Grabbed Carrot top by her Overal Straps "Fuck small talk" She said before Pulling the mare into a Kiss, Carrot Top glew red and pulled away. "Whoa, Berry...I'm only ok with doing that when Spike is watching," she said backing away from the Drunk mare.

"I wasn't watching." Spike confirmed face down on the floor, As Cheerliee helped him up he looked around "What are we doing? Kissing ponies?" Before anypony could answer Spike Grabbed Red Heart and pulled her into a long kiss, the other three watched in silence before they broke apart. "Yeah!" Spike cheered "we're all awesome!"

"Hey!" Cheerliee complained as Red Heart sighed "I'm the one who helped you..." Spike turned to her and stuck her tongue in her mouth before kissing her, Cheerliee felt it wrapped around her tongue for several seconds before he pulled out and sucked it back into his mouth.

"Hey...hey Spike." Berry said getting up and falling onto him "Why...why are wearing this shit, and those pants...they look ridiculous, let's get those off." before Spike could reply both he and Berry were pulled apart by magic as Cadence walked in panting.

"Ok, I just calmed down when I felt Spike and Berry go from fine to Overblown horny in like 2 seconds, what happened!?"

"They got drunk!" Cheerliee replied, "But even they weren't like this any of the other time's they've been drunk." Cadence picked up a bottle they had been drinking and sighed

"Shit." she said bluntly "They Drank Purple Crystal Berry Wine."

"The fuck is that?" Carrot top asked, rubbing her hand on Spike's back, who rubbed her a little lower with his tail.

"It's what was suppose to be in your room after the ceremony, Make's your horny as shit, and with the Blue Potion that's one hell of a sex drive let me tell you." Cadence sighed as she pulled two giggling drunks away, both of them giggling and pointing at each other "I'll just lock them in a room together for a little bit, then make them take a bath." she waved "should take like an hour top."

"What! an hour."

"This stuff was made to help Stallions who couldn't get it up, get it up and stay up for three rounds, and neither of these two had problems so they might be like this for a good while, Cadence waved at them awkwardly. "Sorry," she added as she took the two away. the three mares stood in silence, for a moment.

"Celestia Dammit Pinkie." they all said as they sat down, Carrot top kicked the bottle away. "I wanted to talk more about that birthing potion." She muttered angrily.

Author's Note

hey! Sex in the next Chapter cause this story is longer than I originally planned.

Also, Plot convenient horny Booze for an excuse to be perverted.