Meet James.

James is your average working class young adult human male. This is where his normalcy stops. Jimmy or Jim, as he is known to his friends back home, wound up in Equestria due to no fault of his own and every fault of a certain unicorn. cough cough Starlight Glimmer cough cough

James is understandably upset by his situation, but it only gets better from here. Apparently, his exposure to Equestrian magic has resulted in at least five other human languages to be imprinted into his brain, and he switches to them whenever he has any sort of emotional outburst.

What follows is a comedy of errors as our living Tower of Babel tries to find a new life for himself, avoid being harrassed by the local mares who think he is not being a proper stallion, and just maybe find love. Oh, and did I mention his mild autism? Yeah. He has that too. Very softly on the spectrum.

So join us, on this endeavor of Fate and romance, as James explores the intricacies of reversed gender roles, third genders, magic, diarch societies, insane romances, bizarre bodily appendages, breaches of the fourth wall, ideas and virtures given physical form, and classical music.

WARNING: The following fic contains anthros, futanari, gratuitous pornography, anal worship, breast worship, light bondage, enlarged penises, light femdom, public nudity, and other fetishes in which chapters shall be marked.

Set in an Reverse Gender Role Equestria, where three out of the four ponies are mares, and half of said mares are futanari mares.

NOTE: All alternate languages are translated into English for the benefit of all readers and Pinkie Pie.