Chapters "Calm down, Twilight. Timber may have dumped you, but at least you're safe now", I said.
"Th-thank you, Alan", Sci-Twi said through tears.
An hour ago...
"Stay away from me!", Sci-Twi shouted. She was running through the Everfree Forest, getting chased by her former boyfriend. Gloriosa Daisy was doing everything she could to hold him off, but it wasn't enough. Eventually, he cornered the high-school girl. However, Shining Armor and I knocked Timber out.
"Alan, get Twily out of here!", Shining Armor said.
"On it! Come on, Twilight!", I responded. Sci-Twi and I ran off.
Now...
"He... he was going to... rape me... and... he wouldn't take no... for an answer. Alan, I...", Sci-Twi said through tears. She then grabbed my face and pulled me in for a kiss. My eyes grew wide. We separated. "I love you. I need you. I know I can trust you. Please, please be my boyfriend. You're the only boy I can trust." I looked into Sci-Twi's eyes. I pulled her in for a hug.
"Okay. I'll be your boyfriend", I said.
"Thank you", Sci-Twi said. She cried into my shoulder.
"I will always be with you. If Timber tries to reclaim you, I'll kick his ass", I said. She stopped crying and we kissed again, more passionately. Her face was a mess of tears. We separated. "I will mend your shattered heart if it's the last thing I do." Suddenly, we heard screaming. "What the hell?!"
"Run! RUN!", Gloriosa shouted. Sci-Twi and I ran as fast as we could. Shining Armor saw us, and picked us up. He ran as fast as a cheetah. Or, that what it seemed.
At Sci-Twi's house...
Shining Armor wielded a shotgun. "I'm gonna do something very illegal", he said. He ran out of the bedroom, ululating. I hugged my girlfriend. We then kissed passionately. Our tounges clashed in our mouths. We separated.
"Alan, you are my true love. Will you... marry me?", Sci-Twi asked. She opened a ring box. Inside was a ring.
"Yes", I said. She put the ring on my right ring finger. We kissed again. "Mmm...", I moaned. "Oh, Twilight. I love you so fucking much! I FUCKING LOVE YOU! You are the cutest girl I've ever met. I would love to marry you." We separated.
"HERE'S SPRUCEY!", Timber shouted. Sci-Twi and I screamed. We ran as fast as we could. Sci-Twi tripped.
"Twilight!", I shouted. Timber was behind Twilight. He raised his axe, but before he could strike, I grabbed Twilight's right arm and we ran off. However, Timber grabbed me! He cut my skin. "AH!" Blood spurted out from my arm. "You son of a bitch!" He chopped my other arm. "OW!" Suddenly, Midnight Sparkle scooped me up and we flew out. "Midnight Sparkle!"
"Are you okay, Alan?", Midnight Sparkle asked.
"My arms", I answered. "Timber chopped my arms. They're still attached, but it hurts like hell." I winced at the pain. Midnight Sparkle kissed me passionately. My arms magically healed. "Thanks."
"No problem", Midnight Sparkle said. She turned back to normal.
"Let's get out of here", Sci-Twi said.
A week later...
"Alan Kubicz, do you take Twilight Sparkle to be your lawfully wedded wife?", asked the priest.
"Hell, yeah", I responded.
"Twilight Sparkle, do you take Alan Kubicz to be your lawfully wedded husband?", the priest asked Sci-Twi.
"Of course", Sci-Twi responded.
"Then I now pronounce you husband and wife!", the priest said. Sci-Twi and I kissed passionately. The altar was uproarious with applause.
"Congratulations, Twily", Shining Armor said.
"Thanks, big brother", Sci-Twi replied.
"Your parents would be proud of you, Alan", Spike said.
"Yeah, I know", I said. I looked out over the horizon. Sci-Twi grabbed my hand. The Rainbooms (except for Sci-Twi) performed "Dream On" by DAGames. We danced like there was no tomorrow. We were happy to be married.
After the wedding, we went on our honeymoon in. We returned home in a week.
At home...
"I know I'm too young to have sex, but... let's have some fun", Sci-Twi said. Despite her young age, Sci-Twi was willing to have sex with me.
"But what if you die at childbirth?", I asked.
"It's okay. I'll always be with you", Sci-Twi answered. She kissed me passionately. We then had sex. After that, we panted heavily.
"We need to see if you're pregnant. Come on", I said. We went to a hospital.
"Congratulations, Mrs. Sparkle. You're pregnant", the doctor said. Hearing this, I fainted.
"Am I pregnant with a human or a pony?", Sci-Twi asked.
"A human. A girl, actually", the doctor answered.
"Alan?", Sci-Twi called. I was out cold. "Uh... I'm pregnant with a baby girl." She shook me awake.
"CHARLOTTE EMILY IS THE PUPPET! Oh, it's just you. Please don't kill me", I said. Sci-Twi shook her head and smiled. "You're a pregnant teen. I hope you and our daughter survive." I held my wife's hand.
"Come on, honey. Let's go home", Sci-Twi said. We walked home. The other Equestria Girls quickly figured out that Sci-Twi was pregnant.
"Wow. That's incredible", Sunset said.
"Oh, my. Please don't die", Fluttershy said.
"Congratulations, sugarcubes!", Applejack said.
"Aw, yeah!", Rainbow Dash said.
"My goodness!", Rarity said.
"What's her name?!", Pinkie asked.
"Well, I've been thinking about that. Her name is Koko", I said.
"Clever name, Alan. I like it", Sci-Twi said. "However, I don't know the first thing about being a mom."
"Well, you've got a whole crew of friends that will assist you in any way we can. I'm pretty sure the Shadowolts are also willing to help. Don't worry, honey. We're with you every step of the way", I said. My wife smiled.
"Alan's right, Twilight. Even if you die at childbirth, we'll raise Koko", Applejack said.
"Thanks, girls. Thanks, Alan", Sci-Twi said.
"Du wirst bei der Geburt sterben!", a voice shouted.
"Oh, shit! That translates to: 'You shall die at childbirth!'!", I said. "No!"
"This happy family will end! If I can't have Twilight, NO ONE CAN!", Timber shouted from outside.
"Get him!", I shouted. Sci-Twi's friends and I chased Timber. "YOU WILL PAY!"
Author's Note
Charlotte Emily is said to be the Puppet from "Five Nights at Freddy's 2". If you've played "Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator" and know what Charlotte looks like, then you'll see that Charlotte is indeed the Puppet. Of course, in the novels, Charlotte is a robot, but in the games, she's human. Until, of course, she gets killed and her soul go into the Puppet.
We chased Timber into the Everfree Forest. We managed to corner him. "Tell me why. Why did you take her from me? WHY DID YOU TAKE HER FROM ME?!", I shouted. "YOU MOTHERFUCKER! TELL ME WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"If I can't have Twilight, no one can!", Timber shouted. I grabbed him by the throat.
"Oooh. Want to say that again?", I asked. Suddenly, a bubble encased Timber and I, though I managed to get out. "What the...?" The creature behind Timber was... a Popplio. My partner Pokémon. I stared at the Pokémon. I smiled. The Pokémon smiled back. "Well, hello there. Thanks for saving us, Popplio." My partner leapt into my arms. She licked my face. (My partner Pokémon is a female Popplio.) "Were you able to get some more research on Rock-type Pokémon?", I asked. My partner nodded. "Excellent. Popplio, use Pound!" Popplio ground-pounded the bubble, making it pop. She repeatedly slapped Timber. Eventually, he ran off. "Let that be a lesson to you, dipshit!" Popplio flipped him off with a scowl. "Come on. Let's go home."
At home...
"Popplio, the Sea Lion Pokémon. A Water-type. This Pokémon is the most hated starter Pokémon. Because of this, the Popplio Defense Squad was formed", I said to my wife. Popplio frowned, but she knew that she had a kind and caring Trainer, which made her smile. "Maybe if I say the spell backwards, I could reverse the effects. Sterben Geburt der bei wirst du!" My wife emitted a purple glow. The effects had been reversed. "Yes!", I shouted victoriously.
"Alan... I'm pregnant... with... quadruplets", Sci-Twi said. I fainted... again.
"What the flying fuck?! How is this possible? I literally just killed you!", I said in panic. Popplio rolled her eyes.
"Koko, Lele, Bulu, and Fini", Sci-Twi said. Popplio instantly knew where Sci-Twi got those names from. "Honey, listen. I'm a pregnant teenager who will soon be a mom of four. I can't go to school."
"Then stay here. We'll try to cover for you. Just stay in bed so that our unborn daughters can safely incubate", I said. "Popplio and I will do everything we can to help you." My partner Pokémon nodded affirmatively. "You can count on us."
"But what about your research?", Sci-Twi asked.
"I'm not going anywhere until our daughters are born. You have to trust me", I said. Popplio was playing with Spike. "You've only been pregnant for... less than a day. Plus, you're only seventeen years old. If you give birth to quadruplets, you could die. And if you do die, I'll stay by your side. You won't die alone."
"When will she evolve?", Sci-Twi asked.
"I don't know. I've only had her for a year. She's the best friend a Pokémon Trainer could ask for", I answered. "She actually saved my life more times than I can count." Sci-Twi rubbed her belly.
"Four little girls are inside of me. I'm gonna be a mom", Sci-Twi said. Her boobs were also increasing in size, which was natural. However, because Sci-Twi had Equestrian magic inside of her, combined with the fact that she's pregnant with quadruplets, her boobs were growing larger than intended. They were cup size ZZZ. She took of her shirt to prevent it from tearing. She massaged her breasts, letting out a small moan. "You like what you see?" I nodded.
"Can I... touch them?", I asked. "They're huge."
"Alan, you're my husband. Don't be nervous", Sci-Twi said. I ran over to my wife and kissed her passionately. I grabbed her left boob I squeezed it. Breast milk leaked out. Sci-Twi laughed. I let go, and the breast milk went back inside.
"Twilight, how are your boobs so... enormous?", I asked as I moved to the other side. I lay down on the bed. I grabbed her right boob and began to drink the breast milk inside. I moaned happily.
"I think it's because of me being a pregnant teenager who has Equestrian magic inside of my body. The magic when into my boobs, and made them enormous", Sci-Twi said. She moaned happily as she sucked on her left boob and began to drink her own breast milk. We continued to drink and moan.
Meanwhile...
"Why is Timber actin' like this?", Applejack asked. "This isn't the Timber we know." The remaining Equestria Girls were still in the forest.
"Maybe it's someone cavorting about as him", Sunset said.
"Guys! Oh, man, am I glad to see you girls", the real Timber Spruce said. "I would've been at the wedding, but some middle-aged woman tied me up, and started cavorting about as me."
"Principal Abacus Cinch!", the girls said in unison.
"Twilight used to go to Crystal Prep Academy, but now, since she's pregnant, she's the main target for Cinch!", Sunset explained. "We have to go warn Alan and Twilight!"
At home...
"Revenge. That's what Cinch wants. Popplio and I have escaped her clutches more times than I can count. She's after Twilight", I said. I hugged Sci-Twi's right boob tightly.
"We need to stop her... but how? My sister thinks that Cinch is me", Timber said.
"Popplio, we need to take the fight to Cinch. Twilight's life depends on it", I said. Popplio nodded affirmatively. "Timber, I need you, Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rarity to go back to the forest and see if you can find any clues to Cinch's whereabouts. Sunset, I need you, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash to go to Crystal Prep Academy and get the entire school evacuated. Cinch is a psychopathic villain."
"You can count on us!", Pinkie Pie said. Timber and the girls left. Twilight and I continued to drink. Her breast milk was cool to the tounge.
"Timber and the girls can handle Cinch. I just wanna spend time with my big-boobs wife", I said. Sci-Twi winked at me. We massaged her boobs. She moaned. We then had sex.
"Oh, fuck! Fuck! THIS FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD!", Sci-Twi hollered. My dick plunged into her pussy. My sperm flowed into her vagina. We kissed passionately. "Mmm..." We separated.
"Are you okay, honey?", I asked. "I still have some more left in me."
"Fuck me as hard as you can. If I'm gonna die in nine months, then I wanna make every single second count", Sci-Twi replied.
"Yes, ma'am", I said. My sperm continued to flow into her vagina. We each sucked on a breast. We moaned and groaned. "FUCK, YEAH!"
Later...
Sci-Twi's boobs were bigger than ever before. She smiled as I slept on top of her. "Good night, honey. I'm keeping these boobies", Sci-Twi said. She glanced at the Water-type Pokémon to her left. "One day, you'll be Alan's strongest ally."
While Sci-Twi and I were sleeping, Popplio got a call from the hospital. Apparently, some stupid doctor got some pregnancy papers mixed up, meaning that Sci-Twi wasn't pregnant. The doctor on the phone was most likely Nurse Joy, since Popplio's gibberish made sense. Popplio hung up. She hopped onto the bed and cuddled up between me and big-boobs wife. However, my partner noticed a figure outside looking through the window. A greenish-bluish rabbit with glasses. The rabbit was none other than 39, a fan-made animatronic from Five Nights With 39 , a comedic FNaF Fan Game. Popplio was ready to fight. I've been on the run from 39 for quite a while now. I woke up, and after seeing 39, I leaped down and hid behind Sci-Twi's now-enormous right boob. I hugged it tightly. My arms and legs wrapped around it. The squishy purple mass started to leak. Popplio flipped off the animatronic rabbit with a scowl. Suddenly, in a flash of lightning, 39 disappeared. Popplio had a look of fear on her face. She hopped off the bed.
"Yeah, I saw him too", I said. "He's really annoying. Dang, these boobies are heavy." Sci-Twi woke up. Popplio explained through sign language the news. Sci-Twi exhaled a breath of relief. She picked up her left boob and sat down next to me. I rubbed her right boob.
"How did my boobies get so big?", Sci-Twi asked.
"Better question, why are they so heavy?", I asked.
"My boobies are now two giant, beautiful, squishy purple masses of loveliness", Sci-Twi said. She pulled me in for a hug. She held me close. We kissed passionately. Popplio sniffed the air and growled.
"What's going on, Popplio?", I asked. I looked up. 39 was at the window again. "Oh, hell, no! Popplio, use Water Gun!" Sci-Twi opened the window with her magic, and Popplio sprayed water at the villain. Sure enough, he started malfunctioning. He ran off. "Hah!" Popplio started glowing. She started to change form. Soon enough, the transformation was complete. Popplio evolved into Brionne and learned Aqua Jet! "Alright!" Brionne leapt into my arms. The three of us eventually fell asleep.
Build Our Machine by DAGames
When we woke up the next morning, I found Sci-Twi sleeping next to me. Her boobies were slightly bigger than normal. She woke up. We kissed passionately. She noticed her boobies' size. She rubbed them. We kissed again and hugged. "Alan, you are the best husband I could ask for", Sci-Twi said.
"And you're the best wife I could ever ask for", I said. She lay down on her bed. I climbed on top of her and massaged her boobies. Brionne was fast asleep. My dick plunged into her vagina. My sperm flowed into her body as she moaned loudly. Surprisingly enough, Brionne remained asleep. We kissed passionately. Our tounges clashed in our mouths. We hugged tightly as we continued to kiss and have sex.
Sci-Twi got dressed and we ran out to go find the others. I had a Z-Power Ring, and inside was the Waterium Z. With it, Brionne can use Hydro Vortex. "I hope Brionne and I can use Hydro Vortex. We haven't really practiced it", I said as we ran.
"Are you serious? It can't be that hard", Sci-Twi said.
"There they are", I said. Timber and the girls were at Crystal Prep. Cinch was there.
"Go, Pyroar!", Cinch shouted. She threw a Poké Ball, and a female Pyroar appeared.
"Brionne, let's go!", I retorted. I threw a Poké Ball, and Brionne appeared, spreading her arms like a performer.
"How puny", Cinch said. "Pyroar, use Flamethrower on that meddling kid!"
"I don't think you understand how a Pokémon battle works. Brionne, use Aqua Jet!", I retorted. Brionne slammed into Pyroar, drenching her (Pyroar). "Now, Water Gun!" As Pyroar unleashed a stream of fire, Brionne retorted with a stream of water. The stream of fire quickly dissolved. "HYDRO PUMP!" Brionne unleashed an enormous stream of water, completely drenching Pyroar, knocking her out.
"Pyroar, return", Cinch said. Pyroar returned. "I will incinerate you! Go, Heatran!" The villain threw a second Poké Ball, and the Legendary Pokémon Heatran appeared. "Use Magma Storm!" A column of molten lava shot out from the ground near me. More columns of lava appeared, surrounding me. "KILL HIM!" Inside the columns, I activated my Z-Power Ring, and I swayed my arms from side-to-side. Brionne copied my movements.
"HYDRO VORTEX!!!", I shouted. A whirlpool engulfed Heatran, and the columns of lava sunk back into the ground, freeing me. The whirlpool swirled faster as it grew tighter. Brionne shot a stream of water at the whirlpool, ultimately drenching Heatran. Brionne started to glow. She started to change form. Soon enough, the transformation was complete. Brionne evolved into Primarina and learned Sparkling Aria (replacing Pound)! Eventually, Heatran flew out of the vortex, knocked out. Primarina hummed. I revealed a Primarium Z in my pocket. Suddenly, a car ran Cinch over. "I'm gonna miss her. She seemed nice."
"Who the..?", Applejack said. Sci-Twi winked at us. However, Cinch was not dead. A fiery vortex engulfed the corpse, bringing Cinch back to life. Her eyes were fire red. She took on the form of a hellish monster.
"Alright, it's time to end this once and for all!", I shouted. I inserted the Primarium Z into the Z-Power Ring, replacing the Waterium Z. I activated my Z-Power Ring, and, just like before, I swayed my arms from side-to-side. Primarina did the same. "OCEANIC OPERETTA!!!" Primarina formed an enormous orb of water, and, as she continued to hum, the orb of water continued to grow bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger. Soon enough, it was about thirty feet high in the air, looming at a mighty fifty feet high. Primarina let the orb drop. Soon enough, it made contact with the hellish villain, causing it to explode. Cinch disappeared in a combined ball of flames and waves. Abacus Cinch was no more. Primarina tackled me, and we embraced tightly.
Gospel Of Dismay by DAGames
At a concert, the Rainbooms performed two songs.
Instruments Of Cyanide by DAGames, Chi-Chi, and Caleb Hyles
Meet Thy Maker by DAGames and Chi-Chi
After the songs, Primarina used Oceanic Operetta, wowing the crowd. The crowd went wild as Primarina and I performed various stunts. For the grand finale, I stood on a water orb created by Primarina, and I groundpounded it, causing a huge wave of water to engulf the crowd. Primarina caught me in her arms.
"PEACE OUT!", I shouted.
Ascend through the darkness into light!
