Her first mistake was buying the record. It was just a normal vinyl disc, pulled from a bin of dozens at a pawn shop. It didn't come with a sleeve, but it was in pretty good condition nonetheless, and she thought it'd make a wonderful clock. Before gluing the numbers on and screwing holes to mount the mechanism, however, she decided to give it a listen... And that was her final mistake.

Contains fat, slob, heavy mind control elements, and various bits of mindbending nonsense.