Spike's Diary

Dear Diary,

You know, what even is it that Rarity sees in all this big fashion and designer stallions? They're all snooty, full of themselves, caring about looks and all the rest of it. What, me, jealous? No! Whatever gave you that idea? Okay, maybe I am, but seriously, this week's model is called Trenderhoof, and he's a weird one. Rarity met him earlier today, and now the guy, for whatever reason, can't stop obsessing over Applejack. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad he's not trying to move in on Rarity, and yeah AJ's great and all, but come on, dude! Rarity's throwing herself at you there!

Anyways, things got weird between AJ and Rarity and both of them, well, tried to pretend to be the other. I know, that sounds crazy, but that's what happened, and things became just as over-the-top as you'd expect. I have no idea what was going on with those two today, but the whole thing was just a catastrophe from start to finish. Oh, and don't even get me started on Trenderhoof's little addition at the end there. That was just painful.

Still, things are back to normal. Or at least as normal as things can get around here.