Chapters My Little Pony: Life Is Strange
I heard a rumor about a magical portal
Max Caulfield Pov:
I woke up from my nap as one of my girlfriends nudged me awake.
"Nnngh, yeah? What is it, Rachel?" I asked her. She was Rachel Amber one of two of my girlfriends, and the sole reason why my best friend didn't kill herself when I abandoned her when we were kids.
"You looked like you were having a nightmare and I was worried." She answered with concern. I heard a grunt of agreement from my left coming from my other girlfriend and the driver of the truck we were currently in. She was Chloe Price, my other girlfriend and my best friend.
Oh yeah, I probably should tell you at least a bit of my story. First of all, I'm Max Caulfied, I want to be a photographer, well at least I used to want to be a photographer anyway. My best friend since we were six was the blue haired nineteen year-old who was driving the truck. Our lives have definitely been outside of the norm, what with my time travel powers. I should probably mention I can reverse time by a few moments or make huge leaps back in time through photos. That's actually how I got to meet Rachel. You see, when I first heard about her, she had been missing for months. After I had abandoned Chloe, the one person I cared about the most when I was twelve, She got really fucked up. Chloe started to drugs and shit and the worst part of it all, was that she was considering growing out a mullet. A fucking mullet! But all joking aside, she was considering suicide for the first few years I left her without so much as a text message. Then she met Rachel Amber, her angel, as she likes to call her.
They had hit it off and became great friends and even lovers for awhile before Rachel disappeared, which was around the time I showed back up at my home town to go to a fancy fucking college, not even to see my best friend. The first time I used my rewind powers, however, was to save Chloe's life. Though I didn't realize it was her at first. I eventually ran into Chloe again and convinced her of my Rewind Powers. I'd like to say we used it for acts of heroism all the time, but no. We totally used it for petty shit and to play a hella lot. Man, Chloe is such a good bad influence on me. When Chloe told me about how Rachel saved her life from herself, I had wanted to meet her and thank her for what had happened. But, when I did finally get to see her, she was already a corpse buried in a junkyard. I had never seen Chloe so pissed and sad before, not even when her dad died. Or when I left, but I didn't really get to see what she looked like when I had left. Before I end up telling you my life's story, let me just make a long story short and say that there was a magic apocalypse tornado thing that I had visions of happening before it did and eventually, Chloe made me choose between her and the lives of the people in the town of Blackwell. Who by the way were mostly huge asshats that honestly deserved death except for a slim few. I did end up going back to when I had saved Chloe, but then I had the idea to save Rachel, too. So that's what I did. I saved her life, and was finally able to meet her, and to my surprise, Chloe remembered everything that had happened when I reunited with her for the first time. I don't know why but I was so happy that she remembered everything. She had told Rachel about it all and she took it into stride was pretty quick to believe us after a little convincing.
The three of us ended up becoming girlfriends within the three months before College started. I was so happy that everything had turned out happily in the end. But then, the tornado showed up again. I absolutely refused to go back in time again after I had been lucky enough to have the good things that did happened and they were accepting of my decision. We drove away from Blackwell Oregon to a completely different state that had a high school that Rachel heard had magic stuff happen, so we decided to go there.
"What is this high school called again?" Chloe asked Rachel.
"It's called Canterlot High and it's located in Equestria City in California." Rachel informed us. "Were o still eight more hours away from it according to my phone's GPS."
"I hope you are right about this magic portal shit. I don't wanna be scene as either a creep peeking in on high-school students or a student that was held back." I said, causing Chloe to snort.
"Maximus, please. You are only nineteen like the two of us, it wont be that weird to see three nineteen year olds checking out a high-school rumored to have a magic destiny portal." Chloe assured me. I leaned against her.
"I guess your right. Thank you, Chloe." I called from her shoulder.
"Anytime, Maxipad. Go back to sleep. We'll wake you when we get there." Chloe told me.
"Yes Ma'am." I teased my blue haired punk. "Love you, Chloe. Love you, Rachel. Good night!" I said before switching from Chloe to Rachel to use her lap as a pillow. As I drifted off to sleep, I heard Rachel chuckle to herself before getting in one more teasing blow at me.
"Silly Max. It's morning, not night." She said. "Hah Hah. Now hush, I must rest!" I shushed her, causing her to pout. So adorable.
Chloe Pov:
After my little Maxi-pad went back to sleep against Rachel's lap, I paid attention to the road. The really straight, really empty road.
"So, Rachel. What should we plan to do when we get to this 'magic portal'?" I asked. She turned and grinned at me.
"We go through it of course." She said with a mischievous grin.
"Of course we do." I mumbled.
Author's Note
After beginning to watch somebody play life Is strange again, I had an idea for a crossover fic that wouldn't get out of my head. I looked around fimfiction to see if there were any good crossover stories with life is strange but I found none so I decided to type out this first chapter. I'll see how people react to this if I continue it. I probably will either way for the first few chapters as I REALLY want to type this out, but if nobody wants it I'll put it to the back of my mind and focus solely on my two other fics. I hope you like it and please let me know what you think of the story in the comments.
My Little Pony: Life Is Strange
Not In Kansas Anymore
Chloe Pov:
After eight more boring hours of driving, we finally arrived in Equestria City. It's a good thing too because my truck officially took a huge shit and finally broke down. It got us to where we wanted to be though, so perfect timing to conk out.
"Well looks like were staying here, now. No turning back." I said to my girls.
"I hope this place is good, even if the magic stuff Rachel was talking about isn't real." Max said.
"Chillax, SuperMax! Even if we don't make it big, we've still got each other!" I told her.
"Wow, Chloe. That was, really sappy." Max said while giggling.
"Eh. I've got my moments."
Rachel finally came out from the gas station, with a bag of stuff. Judging by the smell, it was delicious stuff.
"Hey girls!" She said while approaching us. "Boo-yah! Hotdogs!!" She exclaimed showing the contents of the bag. Six hotdogs, two for each of us.
"Oh, Hell yeah! This is why I love ya, gurl!" I shouted.
"Really? You love me because of free food?" She asked with fake hurt.
"Oh shaddup ya pansy." I teased. "Anyways, how much did these cost? I hope it wasn't too much. We are in California! Gas here is like forty bucks per gallon!" I told her.
"I managed to get the cashier to give them to me for free. Boobs are a weapon of mass destruction." She said while jiggling said weapons.
"Oh yeah they are." Max said, hypnotized by Rachel's jugs.
"Oh quit being a perv, ya hipster." I teased her while wrapping my arm around her.
"Anyways, were going to have to eat those while walking because the truck is officially fucked beyond all repair now." I told the blonde beauty.
"Aw man! Well, at least we have each other!" She told us.
"Oh no! Now you're both being sappy with the same words!" Max exclaimed.
"Oh you know you love it." I said while playfully noogieing her.
"Ahh! Uncle! Uncle!" She said while tapping out.
"I'm not letting you go till ya admit, Caulfield!" I told my hostage.
"Ok! Ok! I give! I give!" She said in between her giggles. Rachel was currently losing her shit in the corner. After that whole episode, we began walking the general direction of Canterlot High. It was on the other side of the city and it was a fairly big city so we would be walking around for quite some time before we arrive to where we wanted to be. I've never been more glad to have hotdogs in my life I tell you.
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We had found Canterlot High at around nine o'clock at night. Holy fuck this place was huge.
"Jesus this place is fucking huge! It's bigger than Blackwell." i exclaimed to emphasize my point. The three of us were standing at the entrance of the school, the part that wasn't fenced anyway.
"Blackwell wasn't really that big of a campus, Chlo." Max teased. I pouted at her oh so insensitive comment.
"But yes it is a rather huge school." She hastily backpedaled.
"Oh come on, Maxipad! I was just joking with you I'm not actually sad or anything." I said.
"I know, I'm just being stupid." She said bashfully.
"Were all stupid, Max." I grinned at her.
"Uh, hey guys? You should come over here." Rachel said from near the big horse statue. We headed over to her to see what she wanted.
"What is it, Rach?" I asked her.
"Check this shit out." She said. She placed her palm on the base of the statue, and it glowed and rippled.
"Woah. What the fuck?" Max exclaimed.
"I guess the rumors you heard were right, Rach." I said grasping her hand and Max's hand too.
"Well, we wanted to get out and start fresh, so let's see where a magic portal takes us." I told the two of them.
"I guess..." Max said.
"Look, no more Arcadia bay memories. No more Blackwell. No more...Jefferson ." I ended bitterly. "We can start fresh where ever this leads, it has to be better than this shithole of a world."
"You're right. Man I STILL can't believe that fucker survived." Max spat bitterly.
"Well girls, if we die, I love you." Rachel said. We then jumped through the portal.
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Max Pov:
I groaned as I woke up. I felt...different. I reached my hand to my head to rub the fogginess away, but to my surprise, it wasn't a hand. It was a hoof. A HOOF?!
"GAAAAAAAH" I screamed in surprise and horror.
"Max?! What's wrong?!" I heard Chloe ask in fright behind me. I shakily got to my feet, no my...hooves. I ran...galloped over to her and Rachel. I fell over once...twice...ok eight times. I had to get used to my new center of gravity.
"Chloe? Rachel? Are you two alright?" I asked in worry.
"Yeah. I'm good." "Uh-huh." They said.
"Max what is going-GAH!!: MAX WHAT THE FUCK?! ARE YOU A PONY?!?!" Chloe asked, causing Rachel to bolt up and look at us.
"Yeah, it looks like it. You guys are ponies too." I informed them. They got a good look at themselves. Rachel was a creamy blondish light brownish pony with blonde mane. She still had her flannel hoodie and come to think of it, I still had my bag and my Jane Doe shirt and grey hood. Chloe was a bright alabaster pony. Her mane and tail were the same shade of bluish purple her hair was. She still had her leather jacket and beanie. Oh yeah, I should probably mention the fact that she had wings to.
"Chloe, your a Pegasus!" I told her.
"Huh?!?!" She gasped looking at her sides and saw that she did indeed have wings. She fluttered them to test them and looked back at me with an expression that I could only describe as childish glee.
"Hehehehe. I CAN FLY!!!!!" She exclaimed happily before she calmed down and assessed the situation better.
"Max, You're a Unicorn...and a...Pegasus?" She questioned. I looked to my side to see that I did indeed have wings much like hers, but mine were slightly fuller and longer I looked into the very reflective marble floor and saw that I had a long horn on my forehead. Otherwise? I looked just like you would expect me to look like as a pony. After a few minutes, we eventually got used to our new bodies.
"So, we're ponies now?" Rachel said. "Cool."
"Hella cool! We can all fly!!!" Chloe exclaimed as she did just that around the room we were in. I noticed that we all had marks on our flanks. Wow this horse biology is going to take some getting used to. Chloe's was a bright blue butterfly because of course it was. Rachel's was a halo with wings surrounded by stars because, again, of course it was. Mine was a spinning clock behind a blank photo with a whit four-pointed star in the middle of it. We all had wings, but I was the only one with a Unicorn horn as well.
"Where the hell are we anyway?" Rachel asked as she hovered over to me and laid down next to me. Chloe landed on the side of me opposite from Rachel.
"I don't know. But it's clear we are in a different world now. Were not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy." I joked, causing the two of the to snort at how bad the joke was.
Just then, we heard voices coming from the hallway that lead to this room.
"I heard voices scream from this room, I hope nopony is hurt." One voice said.
"Maybe they are intruders." Another voice said. This one sounded older, gruffer than the other one.
"Who ever it is, we should be prepared, because they came from the Mirror Portal." Another one said, this voice sounded like it belonged to somebody important.
"Uh oh." Chloe said.
Author's Note
(Pretend I am rolling my L's for this.) AND THAT LLADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS HOW YOU MAKE A CLLLLLIFF HANGER!! Cookies for whoever gets the reference. My chapters have been shorter than normal lately and I apologize for that. I hope you all were able to enjoy this nonetheless.
My Little Pony: Life Is Strange
New...Ponies?!
Max Pov:
Chloe and Rachel moved in front of me protectively when three ponies entered the room. The one in the middle was a purple pony and she had a horn and wings much like me. The two ponies that flanked her sides seemed to both be unicorn. The tallest out of the middle one's companions was a byzantium unicorn who seemed to wear armor that had the middle pony's flank mark. The other pony was a cerulean girl with a toothpastey white mane and tail. She seemed to have a huge affection for the pony in the middle as she wont stop staring at her.
"Who are you three and how did you get here?" The pony in the middle asked. I pushed my way through my two girlfriends to talk to them as all three of us agree that I'm the best talker considering y'know time travel.
"Hello. We're sorry to intrude, but we don't really know where we are or what is happening. I'm Max Caulfield, and these two are my girlfriends, Chloe Price and Rachel Amber." The two women turned ponies nodded as I said there names.
"Hello, Max. My name is Twilight Sparkle. These two are my wives Trixie S. Lulamoon and Tempest S. Shadow." The one in the middle said before her eyes widened.
"You're an Alicorn?!" She exclaimed.
"I've heard of Unicorns and Pegasuses, but I don't think I have heard of an Alicorn before. Though I think I can guess that Alicorns are a combination of Unicorns and Pegasuses, right?" I asked nervously.
"Pretty much. I'm guessing you came through the world beyond the Mirror Portal, am I right?"
"Yep." Chloe said.
"Well, you came at a bad time, you wont be able to get back for quite awhile, maybe even months.
"Good. We never want to go back." All three of us said in unison.
"Oh my! Did something terrible happen?" Trixie asked in concern.
"Let's just say much worse than just 'terrible' and leave it at that, please." I quietly said. Everyone agreed to my sentiment, thankfully.
"Well, Max. Chloe. Rachel. I suppose we should get you settled in here in the castle." Twilight said.
"Hold up, castle?" Chloe asked.
"Mmhmm! I'm a princess." Twilight said.
"Wow. We've already made friends with a princess! This place is so much better than our old world. What's it called, anyway?" Rachel asked.
"Wow. We've already made friends with a princess! This place is so much better than our old world. What's it called, anyway?" Rachel asked.
"This place we live in is the magical land of Equestria. I hope you like it here." Twilight said.
"Will anybody judge us for having a polyamory relationship?" Rachel asked.
"Anypony , and no, nopony will judge you for your relationship here in Equestria." Twilight said.
"Ugh, this pony stuff is going to be so jarring for awhile." Chloe said.
"Still though, it's good that nobo...nopony, will judge us here. I think we'll be alright living here" She continued. We nodded in agreement.
"I don't think I want to visit the other world, Twi. It sounds like it sucks." Trixie said.
"You have no idea." We said in unison. We followed Twilight and the others around her castle as she toured us around for the next twenty minutes.
"And this room is where the three of you will be staying." Twilight said as she opened the door.
"Holy shit! That bed is bigger than my old room!" Chloe said.
"Yes well, It does pay being an Alicorn Princess." Twilight teased. "I'll leave you three to your own devices for the night. We will talk about everything tomorrow." She said before she and her wives left us to be in our new, very nice room.
"So, we are now in a magical land of talking ponies. We ARE talking ponies now." Chloe started.
"At least it beats a world that kills innocent people like Kate but lets people like Jeffershit run around free." Rachel said.
"I cannot believe that he survived that tornado." I said.
"We wont ever have to see or hear of him again. We wont even hear any jeers for having a three-way relationship if those three ponies were anything to go by." Chloe said while wrapping her foreleg around me. I wrapped my wings around both of my girl...marefriends.
"Oh yeah! There's the fact that in this world all of us can fly!" Chloe said.
"How the hell did you manage to forget that?" Rachel teased.
"Shut up." Chloe said. I laughed at their antics. We stayed up for about two hours, talking about our new situation. We took the crazy situation we had found ourselves in stride. We were actually very excited about this, with being ponies and all. I tested my Rewind Powers and found that I could still use them in Equestria. I also found out that they were much more...potent here, for lack of a better word. I no longer got migraines when I used them, and I discovered that I could speed up time now too, along with stopping time. I'll talk to Twilight tomorrow more about the world of Equestria. Maybe that will shed some light on the subject.
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I woke up at around seven o'clock in bed with Chloe and Rachel. I don't know how I could tell what time it was without a clock, I just knew. I sat up and stretched my wings and forehooves and got the kinks out of them. I was already used to my new body somehow, so I don't have any trouble walking around anymore. I nudged my two marefriends awake from their slumber. I want to go find Twilight, but I'm not about to separate myself from them while we were in a strange new world where we were ponies.
"Mmm...Morning, beautifu-AAAHH!" Chloe screamed, effectively waking up Rachel and scaring me.
"Jesus Chloe! What the fuck?!" I screamed.
"Sorry. Sorry. I forgot about the whole pony thing." She said sheepishly, rubbing the back of her head in embarrassment. I giggled at her expense and Rachel joined me.
"HaHa laugh it up. What would your reaction be if you were expecting to see your beautiful girlfriend but instead you see a pony face." She said embarrassed. I pulled her into a hug after a few more minutes of laughing.
"Are we not beautiful as ponies then?" I teased. Her wings extended in reflex at all of this.
"Oh my god! Did you seriously just get a wing boner?" Rachel exclaimed.
"Shut up!!" She shouted. Her face finally turning red in her embarrassment. I kissed her trying to get her over it. She kissed me back.
"So are you over us being ponies now?"
"Yes, Max. You are very hot as an Alicorn." Chloe said
"You remembered what an Alicorn was but you didn't remember that I WAS an Alicorn?" I teased.
"Of fuck you SuperMax!" She said before she booped my nose....muzzle? Muzzle.
"You know what, I love the being the one teasing YOU for a change." I giggled before booping her muzzle. Rachel jumped into between the two of us and booped us both.
"Oh I love you two so much." Rachel said happily. She wrapped her wings around us as we moved to kiss her cheeks before we snuggled into her. It was this moment that Twilight walked into our room.
"Oh! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to interrupt!" She said sheepishly. "I heard a scream and I thought somepony was hurt." She continued.
"Oh it's fine, I was just a little startled when I saw my Max's face when I wasn't expecting it to look like that. No.....pony was hurt. Fuck this pony lingo is going to take a hella long time to get used to." Chloe said.
"I understand, it is pretty weird huh?" Twilight giggled.
"No to be offensive, but how could you possibly understand?" Chloe questioned.
"I came to your world a couple of times. I can't tell you enough about how weird it was waking up with hands and feet and...guh...no magic." She stated, shuddering at the end.
"Please don't call it 'Our' world. There is nothing there for us anymore and we are never going back. Ever ." I said.
"I am so sorry. It seems like something horrible has happened to you three. I won't pry, but please feel free to come to me if you ever need somepony to talk about it." Twilight offered.
"We'll think about it." Rachel said.
"Alright. Anyways, feel free to come out for breakfast when ever you'd like! My son made pancakes~!" She said with a sing song voice, before dashing out of the room most likely to go eat those pancakes.
"Well we better get up and get going before all of those pancakes are gone!" I said before hastily getting out of the bed. The three of us then galloped towards the area of the castle where the smell of the delicious pancakes lead.
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??? Pov:
I woke up, once again insanely confused before I remembered everything. I was a pony. I have been for awhile now but I'm still not used to it. I suddenly appeared in this world after...the incident. All I knew was that the incident happened and then I woke up as a fully grown Pegasus stallion in a world of magical talking ponies. I thought I was high until I woke up here the day afterwards. And the day after that. The day after that one too. You get the idea. I sighed to myself as I remembered what my life in the other world was like compared to this one. I live alone in Equestria as a normal Pegasus that works odd-jobs for weather around Equestria. I'm always moving around. Sometimes, I really miss my camera. I miss taking pictures and photos of everything.
"I miss.....my girls." I said to myself. Of course I missed them too. I will likely never see them again. Sighing to myself, I got out of bed and started another day of odd-jobbing.
Author's Note
I got a red squiggly line when I typed pegasi but not when I typed pegasuses. Tell me which one is ACTUALLY correct please. I hope you enjoy this chapter, Sorry for the long wait for such a short chapter. I think I did a pretty good job with writing the mysterious pony from the other world.
My Little Pony: Life Is Strange
Inner Joseph
Max Pov:
"Holy shit! Your son is a baby dragon?! That is so cool!!" Chloe said when we reached the dining area. A little dragon wearing an apron with plates upon plates of pancakes came walking in moments later, Chloe put two and two together from the fact that Twilight said that her son was the one who was making the pancakes.
"Well, Well, Well." He said as he glanced at Twilight, who rolled her eyes.
"Can you breath fire? Why don't you have wings? Are you stunted? How can you talk?" Chloe shot off like a machine gun, practically bouncing in front of the poor dragon as she shot question after question at him.
"Jeez Chloe, leave the poor kid alone. Also don't be rude." Rachel scolded.
"Ughh, Yes mom." Chloe joked before looking crestfallen. Rachel and I stared at her as she seemed to realize what she had just said. She sighed and sat down in between us and patiently waited for pancakes to drown her sadness in.
"Well that was a complete one-eighty in her mood." A new pony I hadn't met last night said, attempting to change the mood from the dreary atmosphere that had developed.
"Cant we just eat please?" Chloe asked impatiently. The baby dragon nodded and gave us pancakes first before dishing them out to Twilight and her wives who had just entered and the new pony.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude." She had said to Chloe.
"It's fine, I normally try to disarm a situation with jokes and banter so I can understand what you were trying to do." Chloe said before shoving her muzzle into her rather large stack of pancakes. I don't blame her for the lack of manners. It's not like we have fingers anymore. I sighed to myself before beginning to do the same, I then stopped myself as I saw that all four Unicorns and other Alicorn were using magic to eat.
"Uh...how do you do that?" I asked timidly.
"You don't know how to use magic?" The pony whose name I don't know asked disbelievingly. Tempest nudged her in the side when she said that.
"Oh, right. Sorry." She said. "I'll try and teach you how." The next fifteen minutes successfully brightened the mood and cheered Chloe up as she laughed her ass off as I tried to use magic for the first time. I ended up burning all of my pancakes when I got a little angry. I resigned to my fate and let the pony whose name I was informed was Starlight Glimmer feed me with her magic. Rachel and Chloe were having to much fun with how red my face was.
"Thank you for the food, Twilight." I said after I ate my fill.
"Please, thank Spike. As I said earlier, he is the one who cooked the pancakes. He's pretty good at making them too." Twilight insisted.
"Yes he is very good. Thank you Spike." I thanked the baby dragon.
"Yeah little man! These pancakes were great!" Chloe said. Rachel smiled at Spike without saying anything as she stole the rest of Chloe's and promptly shoved them in her mouth.
"I've been betrayed!!" Chloe exclaimed.
"Max! Rachel gets no affection for thirty minutes!" Chloe shouted.
"Aye Aye, Captain Bluebeard." I giggled.
"Nooooo! Please don't!" Rachel begged
"Sorry, did anypony hear something just now?" Chloe said with a very loud, very fake HMPH.
"No, I didn't hear anything, Chloe. Must've been the wind." I said with more giggling. Twilight was chuckling at our antics.
"NEIN! I'm sorry!" Rachel shouted with fake desperation and a shit-eating grin.
"Hey, Twilight! Did you leave a window open or something? There's a draft or something in here!" Chloe said with her own shit-eating grin. Twilight unsuccessfully tried to hid her giggles behind her hoof at our antics. Rachel clung to me and gave me the best puppy eyes she could muster.
"Please stop." She said, her ears drooping and her bottom lip quivering.
"Alright Alright, let's stop hassling Rachel, Chloe." I said, not liking the look on Rachel's face one bit, even if it wasn't a real look of sadness.
"All right, I can't stay mad at you forever, Rach." Chloe said as she booped Rachel's muzzle.
"Aww, you three are adorable!" Twilight swooned.
"You're damn right we are!" Chloe exclaimed as she wrapped her hooves and wings around us both.
"I think Vinyl will get along with you quite well, Miss Chloe." Trixie said.
"Oh Celestia yeah she will!" Starlight exclaimed.
"Does she like Punk Rock?" Chloe asked.
"She likes all music, but yes, I'm pretty sure that's her second favorite kind of music." Starlight informed her.
"Then maybe we'll have to meet this 'Vinyl' soon." Rachel said from Chloe's side.
"Anyways, what are we going to do with our situation? Are you going to let us stay in your castle or what?" I questioned.
"You three are more than welcome to live here. We have plenty of spare rooms, though I'm sure you three are only going to be staying in one room together." Twilight teased.
"Yep." I answered simply.
"We'll need to get you all used to your new life as ponies of course. I think I should seek help from Princess Celestia to help you specifically, Max." Twilight informed us.
"Okay, but why only me?" I asked curiously.
"It's because you're an Alicorn." She informed me. Oh, right. Twilight had told me last night that Alicorns were immortal all power goddesses. And I was one of them, so I probably needed to be trained with certain things.
"Alright, guess I'll come with you to this, Princess Celestia." I agreed.
"Let's finish breakfast first guys." Tempest spoke up.
"So, you are the pony from the other world." Princess Celestia said as I greeted her.
"Yeah. I guess so..." I said, still a little weirded out being referred to as a pony. We were all situated around a round table, cups of tea spread served for the three of us. Princess Celestia seemed intrigued by me and Twilight seemed a little nervous.
"How do you like it so far here in Equestria?" Princess Celestia asked me after a few minutes.
"So far it's been much better than life in Earth. It probably helps that polyamory relationships aren't frowned upon here." I answered honestly.
"I am both glad to hear that you are enjoying it here, and sad to hear that the people of your home world are so....." Princess Celestia trailed off, thinking of a word to use.
"Ignorant?" I offered.
"Yes, I guess that works." Princess Celestia said.
"So can I ask why you wanted to meet me?" I asked her.
"I merely wanted to get acquainted with you, and-"
"Find out what my powers are?" I ask with a grin.
Celestia had raised an eyebrow at that.
"How-"
"Did I know you were going to say that?" I ask again, embracing my inner Joseph/Katakuri.
"Now you'll say what the heck."
"What the heck!? Guh!?" She gasped in shock.
'Now I see why Joseph Joestar did this kind of thing so much. It's so funny."
Celestia opened her mouth to ask a question.
"No it isn't." I said before she asked the question. Which, would be if my power was to guess what ponies would say.
"Then may I ask what it is?" I let Celestia ask.
"I can control time." I said, smirking a little at the look of shock on Celestia's face.
"Wow, that is-"
"Pretty amazing?" I finished for her.
"Would you mind-"
"Stopping? Sure." I say with a snicker.
"Well, Miss Caulfield. It was very nice to meet you." She said.
"It was nice meeting you to, Miss Celestia!" I said back.
"I think Equestria will be a lot less boring with you and your lovers with us here." She said with a smile.
I smiled back at her.
"I certainly hope so!"
Author's Note
After SO LONG! I FINALLY got past my writer's block for this story. I got stuck on what to do with Celestia and Max. This chapter is FINALLY DONE! Thank fucking Christ. It is pretty short so I apologize for that. I will try to be more in time with all my stories.
