“Now, remember everyone. We’re here to meet with the mayor, get the documents for our home, land, and property to live here.” Said Jelly. “Also learn some of the customs, so we can get along with our neighbors whether you like it or not, Solo.” She said to Solo who was annoyed.

“Fine but if we’re in a good mood, can you do me one favor?” He said as Azza looked at him.

“Want to but Jelly is the only one who can help you with that.” She said as Jelly looked at him.

“And what’s that?”

“LET ME OUT OF THESE DAMN CHAINS!!!” He screamed as Solo was tied up in a floating chair with chains instead of rope, infused with magic to weaken him physically, and a magic-inhibitor on his horn as the ponies around him backed away and covered their children’s ears.

“Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?” Said as Unicorn Mother.

“Yeah, and she taught us how to send some moron to the hospital whose dumb enough to hold any one of us for ransom.” Said Solo as Sky covered his mouth.

“You mean call law enforcement to manage that situation, (Threatening Tone) RIGHT brother?” She said as Solo looked at her.

“And she taught you how to shank some fool who attempts to grab you.” He said as Sky covered his mouth.

“HE’S KIDDING!!!” She yelled as Azza looked at the Unicorn Mother, shook her head and mouth out ‘No…’ to her as they went to city hall.

“I swear, Princess Huge Ass like the Sun will pay for this.” He said as Azza snickered

(“It’s funny because it’s true.”) She thought as she helped push Solo as she heard some rustling in some bushes. “Hmm?” She turned to see nothing out of the ordinary and shrugged her shoulders. “Huh… weird.” She said as she pushed Solo into the Town Hall some colts and fillies were watching them.

“Was that a dragon?”

“Why was it standing in a cooler?”

“What kind of pony has a fish tail?”

“She has a pretty gem.”

The small group walked down the hall to see Earth Pony mare with a pale, light grayish amber coat in an office suit. “Greetings. I’m Mayor Mare and I believe you all are the new residents of our fair town? The ones Princess Celestia spoke of?” She asked as she noticed Solo tied to a chair “And I believe this is the one stallion that Celestia spoke of. The one that isn’t afraid to fight anyone who offends him?” She asked.

“Hope you aren’t a corrupt politician or hate Jelly for her species or you’ll be impeached out the window, literally.” He spoke angrily as Mayor Mare backed away.

“He is that violent and frightening but caring for those who aren’t a pony. Wish for more ponies like you in our society.” She said as Solo raised his brow.

“Why?” He said as Mayor Mare looked around and walked to him.

“Because I’m tired of the discrimination that some ponies have been giving to other species in Equestria. The arrogance of those ponies will aggravate them to attack us out of anger. When I became mayor, I was hoping to stop the discrimination by starting with my hometown. Maybe the 1st town to accept all species." She said as they looked surprised, but Solo didn’t react.

“Too late.” He said as they looked at him “Your town will be the second. Ours already did that for which you hope.” He said as Mayor Mare smiled, along with Azza, Sky & Jelly.

“Then I hope you enjoy our town.” She spoke as she watched Solo being dragged by Sky & Jelly as Aza stayed behind. “Um… excuse me, Azza, was it?” She said as Azza turned to the mayor.

“Yes?”

“Why is Solo Level chained to a chair and his magic is sealed?” She asked.

“Oh, that’s simple. Princess Celestia came to our new home and asked us to visit the town and you but Solo refused because he wanted to sleep all day and insulted her by saying she has an ass that’s growing bigger than the sun itself.” She explained that Mayor Mare was shocked to learn that a pony had the disrespect to insult a princess… no, an Alicorn with such disrespect. “She got furious by that insult and not only used that inhibitor but used magic chains that tighten around Solo to prevent him from escaping.” Said Azza as she looked bored. “Well, I mean if you keep eating cake like she does, all that sugar has to go somewhere.” She said as she was making expanding waves at her thighs. “Well, don’t know if some ponies are attracted to that?” She looked at Mayor Mare “You got a nice figure too. I wonder which ponies like seeing you?” She said with a smirk as she walked away, leaving Mayor Mare blushing.

“Uh… thank you?” She said as she watched Azza leaving she noticed a large mirror and looked at herself and smiled “I do have a nice figure.” She said as she went back to her office. Azza came out to see Jelly and Sky were talking to each other as Solo was picking the lock to the chains around him.

“He’s trying to break free.” Said Azza as Sky and Jelly tackled Solo and tied his hands

“You're a dead snitch.” Said Solo as Azza realized her mistake.

“Oh, fuck me.” Muttered Azza as she knew she screwed herself.”

“Now let’s go to see the entire town.” Said Jelly.

“Hang me now.” Said Solo as they continued their tour. Throughout the tour, Solo was used as a toy for some of the local children as they needed a damsel for their castle games as Sky & Jelly visited the school, Solo was being force feed with apple-theme baked goods, he had to pay for some banshee fashionist’s clothing, was made a living sign for a local bakery that looked like a giant pastry, he was dragged to places he immediately hated with all his heart as he noticed some arrogant mare bragging as he frighten her away with a story of his past life on killing goblins with his bare hands and gradually cut the rope with the chains around his wrists while enduring rope burn. “Okay… while they’re distracted with stupid clothes shopping, I’ll make my escape and make those bitches pay.” Said Solo as he looked up to the presence that was watching him “Come on out. I know you’re spying on me.” He said as something pink and poofy popped from the roof as a pink mare jumped on some platforms to get down as she bounced towards Solo as he was confused by her. “Who are you?”

“PINKIE PIE!!! YOU’RE NEW FRIEND!!!” She screamed happily as Solo stared at her.

“I don’t make friends with strangers.” Said Solo as Pinkie patted his head.

“Silly! I’m not a stranger. I’m Pinkie Pie and I didn’t give you the ‘Welcome to Ponyville!’ Song.” Solo’s pupils shrink as he looks at Pinkie.

“No…” Said Solo as she brought some band machine and started singing & dancing. “Kill me…”

‘Welcome, welcome, welcome
A fine welcome to you
Welcome, welcome, welcome
I say how do you do?
Welcome, welcome, welcome
I say hip-hip hurray
Welcome, welcome, welcome
To Ponyville today…’

Solo’s eye twitched as he was forced to hear that singing. “Wait for it…”

“Wait for what?” Before he could finish, the oven on her machine opened, fired a blast of confetti and the horns blew out some sort of goo that covered them both.

“Silly me! I placed the confetti in the oven and the cake batter in the horns, again!” She said it wasn’t a big deal as she came out of that batter clean and ate it on bite. Solo, however, was fuming to a boiling point as he managed to slip out of the chains Celestia tied him up. He then used his horn to saw the rope on his wrists and pick the lock on the magic-inhibitor to unlock it.

“FREEDOM AT LAST!!!” He yelled angrily as he crushed it in his hands. “NOW SUNASS IS GONNA PAY!!!” He yelled angrily as Pinkie looked confused.

“Who?” She said as Solo’s horn glowed, surrounded his body with an aura as it evaporated the cake batter on him as he opened a portal.

[Skill: Wormhole Warp]

“If you meet a Pegasus with a Siren and an Ice Dragon, give them the biggest, the loudest & most embarrassingparty they’ll ever have.” Said Solo as he entered the portal as Pinkie looked confused as Sky, Jelly and Azza came out of a store with a quill and sofa on the sign.

“So, you promise to deliver them to our home?” Said Jelly as she was talking to the stallion.

“Of course. We’ll deliver them to your house by the end of the day.” He said, “Have a great day.” He waved goodbye as they found the chair and chains on the ground.

“OH NO!!!” They all yelled as Pinkie bounced in front of them.

“HI!” They turned to her.

“Have you seen a very angry unicorn who was tied to this chair?!” Yelled Sky.

“Yep! I’ve given him my ‘Welcome to Ponyville’ song as he got loose from tasty cake batter, I made and will give you 3 the biggest, the loudest & most embarrassingparty you’ll ever had!” She said as she bounced away as Azza looked at her.

“Wait… what was that last part she said?” Wonder Azza.

Solo appeared over Canterlot as he was about to enter the castle from the air, a barrier appeared and repelled him away. “DAMN YOU!!!” He yelled as Celestia was with Twilight Sparkle as she looked around in disgust.

“Who would curse so loudly near your castle, Princess Celestia?” She asked as Celestia looked a bit nervous but hid it from Twilight.

“I know who but I’m more afraid of the consequences of my actions.” She said Twilight looked confused.

Solo landed hard to an unfamiliar location “DAMN IT!!! Should have known that sun bitch had a barrier in case I escaped.” Solo snarled as he noticed that he had crashed into the wall of a cottage with some bird houses in the tree. “Where the afterlife am I?” He spoke.

“M… M… M…” Solo looked down to see a yellow Pegasus mare with pink hair in a green dress with animals around her who looked terrified.

“Oh… Sorry about that.” He said as he jumped from the wall he crashed into and trotted away as a rabbit threw an apple at him. “?” He turned to see a white rabbit tapping his foot and pointed at the hole at the cottage. “Send me the repair bill.” He said as the rabbit flipped him off.

“ANGEL BUNNY!!!” Yelled the mare as Solo smirked.

“Whoa… Bunny’s not afraid to insult me, I’m impressed. Say… want to meet my pet?” He said as he snapped his fingers.

“Ivy…” He said as a magic circle appeared between the bunny and him as a Timberwolf pup appeared and snarled. The Bunny’s jaw dropped and looked at Solo.

*Puppy Bark*x2

The bunny freaked out and ran back to the cottage as Solo petted Ivy. “Good girl.” He said as they were about to leave.

“WAIT!!!” They turned to see the same yellow mare flew towards Solo but went to Ivy.

“What the?”

“You… have a Timberwolf pup as a pet?” She asked as Solo looked at Ivy as she was confused by her.

“Uh… yes…” He said as he can’t say she’s a summon.

“Oh!!! She is adorable!” She said as she began to cuddle Ivy who looked confused by her as well as Solo.

“Uh… who are you?” He asked as the yellow mare cleared her throat.

“Oh! I’m very sorry! My name is Fluttershy, I’m a caretaker of all animals.” She said as she got out of her shy state.

(“So that explains why she looked scared.”) “Okay… so will you mind explaining why you are cuddling to Ivy?” He asked as she stopped.

“I’m so sorry! I’ve never seen a Timberwolf this docile before. I couldn’t help myself but to find it adorable.” She said as Ivy wagged her tail. “And I’m very sorry for what Angel Bunny did. That was so rude that I’ve never seen him do that to anypony.” She spoke.

“Yeah… I have a specialty of rubbing others the nasty way.” He said as she covered her mouth “Not my talent. Hell, I don't have a mark.” He said proudly as Fluttershy looked shocked to hear that.

“But… What about your special talent?” She asked

“Just because I don’t have one, doesn’t mean my path is blocked. I have complete freedom of my own destiny.” He said smugly as Fluttershy looked surprised. “Also, next time ask me to pet Ivy. I find your love for animals a bit creepy.” He said Ivy followed him as Fluttershy waved goodbye.

“Please… may I have permission to pet Ivy!” She said as Solo flicked his hand.

“Whatever.” He said as they were far away from Fluttershy’s cottage. “Ugh… I hate neighbors. Now there’s one who only wants to see Ivy.” He said as Ivy looked at him.

*Whimpering*

“You’re not to blame.” He said as turned to Ivy “You don’t mind her, do you?” He asked as Ivy looked at him “I mean, she’s okay to be around you?” Ivy nodded her head. “Fine… I’ll let her see you whenever she wants. Just not during our raids.” He said he created another portal as he and Ivy went in as they entered the portal.

[Skill: Wormhole Warp]

Solo and Ivy appeared back in Canterlot but in Celestia’s secret cake storage as they both came out of a door from the inside of Celestia’s closet. Solo was annoyed as Ivy looked at him. “Eh... I rather not talk about it.” He said as he returned Ivy back to where he summoned her. Solo looked around as he noticed an odd mirror. “Hmmm? Why do I sense unknown magic from this mirror?” Said Solo as he placed his hand on the mirror, only to see it was absorbed. “WHAT THE?!” He yelled.

“Who’s in Celestia’s room?!”

“Uh-oh!” Solo jumped in the mirror as some guards entered and searched for the intruder but couldn’t find him/her.

“Huh… maybe we’re working too hard.” Said one of them as they left the room.

UNKNOWN
Solo landed on the ground and looked to see where the hell he was. “What the… The gardens of Canterlot? Seriously?!” Solo got off to notice something was a bit odd. “What the? Why is the garden looking dreary?” He turned to see that same abstract statue, but it looked a bit prouder and dressed as a superhero you see in comics, the sky looked like they’ve been plague with a curse and the plants looked like they were dying. “Where the hell am I?” Said Solo as he noticed something familiar in the castle above. “Hmm…”

[Stealth]
[Flight]

Solo turned invisible and released his wings from his clothes to fly towards the castle. As he was flying, he noticed that the citizens looked miserable and depressed as he was flying. “This place is like where Equestria isn’t a land of joy and peace.” Solo said to himself as he noticed that some of the citizens were exact doubles of the nobles in Canterlot, but they didn’t look rich, snooty or arrogant. “Definitely an opposite world.” He said as he made it to the top of the castle to see a view that he wished that he didn’t see. Celestia was making out with a stallion that looked like a king. Solo was shocked but before he could leave that disgusting sight, he got blasted in the back with a magic beam as he was blasted to them as he crashed landed. Celestia and the stallion stopped as Solo’s stealth skill was turned off as Celestia and the king stallion were shocked to discover Solo.

“SOLO LEVEL!!!” Screamed Celestia as the stallion noticed something on Solo’s back.

“Celestia… He’s an Alicorn?!” He said as Solo turned to him with rage in his eyes.

“NOT! AN! ALICORN!” He yelled as he turned to who blasted him to witness another Celestia but in odd-looking armor as she was laughing in the air.

“Another Alicorn… and a male as well. Celestia… have you been cheating on your beloved-” Before she could finish, she got blasted by Solo who was fuming in anger.

“No one blasts me in the back and gets away with it! Especially not a trampy Celestia knockoff!” He yelled as Princess Celestia covered her mouth to hold in her laugh but paused as she looked at herself.

“No wound?” She said as the king stallion looked at Celestia as the AU Celestia divebomb at Solo.

“You’ll pay!” She yelled as Solo slid to avoid her attack as he grabbed her by the tail. “AAAHHH!!! MY TAIL!!!” She said as Solo grabbed tight to it as he spun her like a Super Mario spinning Bowser to an exploding Spike Ball fast.

“Shut up and get lost!” Solo threw her far away from the castle as she screamed and cursed Solo for his actions. “And by the way! GET LAID, YOU ANCIENT VIRGIN!!!” He screamed as Celestia, and the king stallion looked shocked at Solo.

“Young man…” said the king stallion as Solo looked at them as he zipped his lips.

“Don’t worry, your highness. I won’t tell the populace that you’re not pure as a nun.” He said as Celestia turned red. “Also, after seeing you and him locking lips. Makes up for the humiliation I suffered through. Take it or leave it as I forget what I’ve seen.” He said as Celestia and the king stallion looked at him “Also, I’m no Alicorn.” He said as he pointed at his wings “Remember my parents who are a Unicorn and Pegasus. It’s possible to have both traits.” He said as flew off as Celestia and the king stallion watched him.

“I believe what he said is possible.” Said the king stallion.

“Well… if you believe it’s possible, Sombra… then I believe it’s possible.” She said as they turned to each other. “It also explains why his ancestor said that life is unpredictable, and all lives are born different. You don’t know what a creature will look like, when you see a difference in something common.” Said Celestia as a fully armored knight appeared.

“King Sombra! Good Celestia! The guards said that Tyrant Celestia appeared!” Yelled the knight as King Sombra raised his hand.

“At ease Bloody Azul. The threat had been overseen by a…” He paused as what to call Solo.

“A young rebellious Dark Hero.” Said Celestia.

“Dark Hero?” Said Bloody Azul.

“Yes. His actions may be dark, but his heart is in the right place.” Said Celestia as the Bloody Azul looked at the distance as he removed his helmet.

“Perhaps… one day, I’ll meet him.” He said as Celestia held a calm face despite seeing Bloody Azul’s face.

(“I still can’t believe he is this world’s version of my nephew.”)

Later that night (In the Prime World)
Solo was on top of a cliff looking over his home as there was a big party there as Solo heard Azza & Sky were annoyed by the mare who started the party, but Jelly was enjoying it as she was dancing with these 3 mares: an apple farmer, a fashionista and a big-headed showoff. Solo sighed as a certain Alicorn of the Sun landed near him. “So how was your time with your boyfriend?” He said as Celestia smirked.

“And how was your time with your fiancé?” She replied as Solo narrowed his eyes.

“You had me tied up and got dragged by my Jelly and my sisters to see the whole town which I hated.” Said Solo as Celestia tried to change the subject.

“You have wings.” She said Solo didn’t turn to her.

“I’m no damn Alicorn.” He spoke.

“I can believe that.” She replied “Your ancestor, Gates. Said he met interesting creatures in his travels. An Earth Pony that can levitate, a Griffin that can create fire with a wave of his claw and a Changeling that could grow plant life around her. All the same but different in what we call life. As much as I want to see them; he refuses to tell me where they are in fear of those who might harm them for their research or refuse to accept them.”

“Wise Stallion.” Said Solo “Some ponies might refuse them and label them as freaks of nature and given Starswirl’s arrogance in magic; I can see them as his test subjects.” Said Solo as Celestia frowned at that truth. “Besides, I doubt anyone accepts ponies who are different. I mean they’ll immediately bow their heads to me if they see my wings.” Said Solo “Imagine, the 1st male alicorn in existence and my title will be ‘Alicorn of Carnage’.” He said as given his actions, which would make sense. “They can kiss my ass if they want me to solve their problems. ‘I need you to banish these Sirens because they’re living where my treasure is.’ ‘Evict them Diamond Dogs so I can claim their gem mine for my business.’ I’ll blast them in the face hoping I do what they beg for.” He said with an attitude.

“If you were my adviser, there would be less ponies in line for my audience.” She paused a bit.

“No way. I don’t want to be a yes pony.” Said Solo as Celestia frowns that she won’t get a bodyguard that will make things easier for her. She looked down at the party.

“Why aren’t you there?” She asked.

“I asked this Pink Mare to plan a most embarrassing party for Sky, Azza & Jelly as my revenge.” He said with a smirk.

“Make sense.” She said as Celestia looked down.

“Can you tell me more about Gates?” Asked Solo as Celestia looked at him. “I want to know, what was the most annoying thing he did in Canterlot that aggravated the nobles?” He said as she smiled and covered her mouth.

“Well, he decided to help the poor citizens outside of Canterlot by robbing the nobles of their wealth. He even melted a golden toilet.” She said as Solo turned to her.

“Seriously? What’s next? Golden toilet paper?”

“They did that, but the hospital bills were expensive for those damages.” Said Celestia as Solo laughed.

“Don’t tell me a pony thought a gem-encrusted toothbrush cost him their teeth?” He said as Celestia laugh

“He thought of diamond replacement teeth but kept getting robbed of them because he polished them to be so bright, no pony could sleep.” Solo laugh.

“And they try sleeping on their money or swimming in it?” He said as Celestia stopped laughing.

“Well… a really bad back was the sleeping part, but no pony was dumb enough to swim in bits. They’ll be seriously injured. Where did you get that idea?” She said as Solo paused.

“From a sentient duck who earned his wealth by thinking smarter.” He said Celestia looked interested.

“He must have grown up in a rich family.” Said Celestia.

“Nope. He was poor but he was wise and smart enough to make a living.” Said Solo as Celestia looked at the sky.

“Like many ponies did before their descendants became spoiler and arrogant. At least there are some who aren’t spoiled rotten. Fancy Pants, his wife, you. …well arrogant to others by insulting them.” Said Celestia.

“I’ll admit to those crimes but tell me. What’s with the magic mirror and that stallion? Wait… was he the pony you’ve been seeing behind Stinkswirl’s back?” He asked as Celestia smiled and nodded. “You gonna marry him?” He said as Celestia turned red.

“Uh… I… haven’t gotten that far in asking!” She said as Solo looked disappointed.

“You had time after the wizard with the biggest pole in his ass is no longer controlling your love life.”

“I have an evil version of myself.”

“She’s weak! I mean I threw her like a ragged doll. If she’s strong in the magic department, then work out in the muscle department.” Solo said as he cracked his knuckles. “I mean give her a blackeye! Make it impossible to have kids! Punch her in the tits!” He said as Celestia looked at him. “Uh… mom’s way of fighting mares. She taught Sky to aim for the lust magnets.” Said Solo as Celestia covered her chest.

“I better not get her mad.” Said Celestia as she flew to Canterlot.

11PM
Solo was in his room reading a new issue of Rising of the Shield Hero. “Ugh… those heroes are so pathetic that their stupid to see how dumb they are.” Said Solo as Jelly’s waterhole was bubbling. “Jelly?” He bookmarks his pages to check on his fiancé. “Jelly?” He said Jelly attacked him as he was trying to get her off him. “WHAT THE FUCK?!” He yelled as he found a letter as he used his magic to open and read it.

Dear Son-in-law,
If you’re reading this, then my baby girl is in heat. The only way to get her out of this is to-

Solo’s eyes widened “No… NO! There’s no way I’m doing that!”

8:12AM
Solo was in his bed with Jelly who was sleeping next to him while hugging as their clothes were on the ground. “I can’t believe we did that. Fuck you, Mother-in-law…” Said Solo as he imagine ways of stabbing her.

Author's Note

Well that's the chapter. Leave a comment and also, that's the only time I'll use Mirrorverse, sorry. Also what did you think of my version of Mirror Blueblood? Instead of a spoiled prince, I made him into a knight who isn't afraid to fight. See ya next time.