There truly never was anything quite like the evening time in Canterlot. The city was truly breathtaking at this hour, the sights of the setting sun being unlike anything you could possibly imagine, and shadows cast by it gave the city a beautiful contrast. Princess Celestia smiled peacefully as she worked on setting the sun, thankful to be able to do so as she wore a beautiful white gown.

"Another day, another moment court finished, eh Sister?" Princess Luna stated, walking up towards the older alicorn whilst wearing a similar gown to Celestia, only blue with little gold trim around some areas.

"That it is, Luna. After today though, I may consider just going to sleep right away. Today's court was just so much more.....irritating than it normally is" Celestia answered, resisting the urge to let her eyebrow twitch at that moment in particular. The things that some ponies came into the Solar Court for....It got to the point where the solar alicorn needed some form of vice afterwards, or at least considered it anyway. Luna just laughed at her reaction though, often liking seeing this side of her, when cameras and paparazzi were nowhere to be seen.

"Perhaps a hot bath might take some of the stress off? I know I enjoy a nice bath before going to sleep" Luna then suggested, to which Celestia simply smiled.

"Always the one with the right idea, thank you, Luna" Celestia mused as she finished off setting the sun, then letting Luna raise the moon moments afterwards. She passed by a maid and immediately had her draw a bath, letting the princess relax and take her time walking back to her room. After getting there, that is, the maid bowed her head as she had just finished preparing it, even adding in some bubbles for the sake of it.

"Thank you, that will be all" Celestia mused with a warm smile, dismissing the maid before stripping down and dipping a dainty white hoof into the water. She sighed and felt her wings unfurl themselves from the water, and after a little faint glow coming from her horn, the rest of her settled into the tub soon after. "Luna was right, there really isn't anything like a bath. The simple things really are what makes life worth living" she mused, reaching a hoof down below her rear for a second and washing up, blushing somewhat as her hoof slipped by a few things in particular, but we wouldn't spoil that for now. For the time being, let's allow our favorite princess/goddess to have a peaceful bath to herself.

Rejoining Celestia, she had exited the bathroom naked and her long, flowing tail was relaxing beside her as she headed off to bed, slipping underneath the covers and relaxing right away, almost immediately falling asleep moments afterwards. The lights went out and simple moonlight leaked in from the windows. What an excellent evening thus far...

And because nothing in life can ever really relax, we now have a random thief enter the room from the balcony, carefully pushing in the door and slipping inside, wings at the ready to take off as he closed the door a split-second afterwards. He peered around, making certain that there weren't any guards or anything else there. Noting that there weren't, he then approached the princess and reached into a bag, soon pulling out what looked to be an old ring, albeit a VERY large one. It almost looked as though it were meant for the leg of a horse, it was so wide.

Holding the ring in his teeth, he approached the horn of Celestia and tried to ignore her slight snoring. Instead, he focused on keeping the ring near her, and as it glowed orangey-red, it seemed to be having a more adverse effect on the princess. Her horn glowed a soft yellow, but it was slowly being absorbed directly into the ring itself. Celestia oddly didn't stir, but a certain section between her hindlegs seemed to glow in response. The thieving pegasus only looked for maybe a second, but his jaw dropped when he saw a monumental tent being pitched under the covers. He couldn't believe his eyes and the ring fell to the floor with a clank, getting the attention of some lunar guards that were conveniently placed nearby.

"Did you hear that?" asked one bat-pony guard to the other, their sensitive ears shuffling about as they then knocked on the door to the room, getting the sleeping princess to awaken.

"Uh-oh" the thief breathed, leaning down and grabbing the ring before running over to open the balcony doors, further alerting the guards.

"Princess!" the guards mused as one knocked on the door, the other one kicking a big hole straight the wall right next to the door, startling Celestia awake and making the other guard sigh and face-hoof afterwards.

"What-who-why is there a hole in my wall!?" Celestia screamed as she looked around, then looked at the pillar in front of her under the covers, blushing and then trying to use her magic, only for it to then end up shocking her that she couldn't use her magic afterwards. The bat ponies just looked worried themselves. They had never seen this part of her before, and had thought the worst afterwards.

"Summon Princess Luna and someone escort my student here right this instant!" Celestia demanded in a fairly uncharacteristic tone, to which the guards simply saluted and took off afterwards. That just left Celestia to try and deal with her rager alone. Once she was sure nobody-sans the audience-was looking, she pulled over the covers and found damn-near 30 inches of fat, pink, horsecock wobbling up in the air afterwards, her heavy white testicles groaning a moment later. "Oh no..." Celestia mused as she got up and headed off to the bathroom. With any luck, she'd be able to get it to go down before Twilight would show up.

It was an hour later when Twilight had finally been escorted to Celestia's bedroom, dressed wearing a fairly thin blue sundress. The young mare had looked at the partially rebuilt wall, thinking that it was kind of odd how things had happened in such a way. She was just enjoying some reading in the early evening, then all of sudden, she had to deal with some guards summoning her to Canterlot. Knowing who did call her was a game-changer though, considering she was her teacher.

Walking in the door, Luna looked over as she heard it open, seeing Twilight there and thinking that things may have been better that way. Her face was oddly red, though considering what she also heard her sister doing, it basically told Twilight why.

"What's the situation?" Twilight bowed down out of respect.

"Someone seems to have snuck in and stolen Princess Celestia's magic, or at least, portions of it. Right now, she's currently...dealing with an unfortunate side effect of it" Luna stated, coughing into her hoof. Twilight tilted her head somewhat before the bathroom door opened, the bedroom door closing as Celestia stuck her head out and saw Twilight there.

"I need you to promise not to reveal what you're about to see, Twilight. The situation is grim, and we need to work fast" Celestia immediately deadpanned, not having any time for formalities. That alone managed to make Twilight panic internally. The princess had NEVER taken a tone like this before, even when dealing with Discord. To hear it now must have meant something MASSIVE. The purple unicorn just nodded her head quickly as Celestia blushed and looked back behind her for a moment, then stepped right outside of it.

Twilight's jaw hit the ground at the sight of the sheer magnitude of the meaty pillar between Celestia's legs, thick, pink, and easily longer the young pony's own body. Peering further, she could even see testicles bigger than her head as well.

"They do exist...." Twilight had muttered under her breath, being surprised to hear hermaphrodites do indeed exist. Being the pure and innocent bookhorse that she was, Twilight had seldom ever seen another pony's genitals before, but had read in a book at one point that some ponies were born with both sets. It was something that she had wondered about for a couple of years, but obviously never went out of her way to ask of others. Although, she did think that a couple of her own friends may have actually...

"Twilight Sparkle!" Luna called out, snapping her out of her funk. Twilight gasped a little in shock and then started paying more attention.

"My apologies, my faithful student. Normally, I use a special concealing spell to hide this, but with the recent transgression against me, it seems to have undone it" Celestia answered, trying-and failing-to cover her cock using her tail, only for it to look rather...bad.

"I have....so many questions" Twilight asked, raising a hoof to try and get some kind of explanation going for her. "Why do you have a penis? Who broke the wall? Why have you never brought this up to me before? Why have-" Twilight was asking rapid-fire before having Luna's hoof shoved into her mouth to shut her up.

"We have little time to waste on this matter. Alicorns possess all three traits from all races of ponies, but they also possess both male and female genitals, solely due to the fact that they may need to repopulate in the absolute worst case situations. We never brought it up before because there was never any reason in particular to bring such a thing up" Luna then answered, taking her hoof out of the unicorn's mouth as she spat out slightly.

"I think you stepped in something" Twilight then complained as she spat a little bit more. "Anyway, why did you call me to here in the first place? Why not call upon the guards or anything?" Twilight then asked them both as she was presented a glass and some mouthwash.

"I called upon you to get some pony I could trust on the case. We already have our best spies and such working on trying to collect whatever information we can, but if something were to happen, I need some pony such as you to help me reclaim what is rightfully mine" Celestia then mused as she heard a tapping on the window. Luna went over and opened up the door, revealing a pitch-black pegasus stallion with short, gray hair and blue eyes.

"We've got him. This thief in particular came from Saddle Arabia, and seems to have already placed the device he used in some form of bank there" he answered, giving no nonsense or anything else as his gaze was serious and his tone calm.

"That was....fast" Twilight blinked, shocked at the level of information acquired in such a little amount of time in particular.

"That's the point, Twilight, they're supposed to gather intelligence as quickly and effectively as possible. Speaking of which, now that we know where to go, we should be prepared for a long flight. We need to reclaim my magic, otherwise, there'll never be another sunrise in Equestria again" Celestia said with a very dire warning as Twilight just gulped, incredibly worried for multiple reasons in particular, but went off to prepare alongside her teacher.

Author's Note

I am not apologizing.

Also, yes, Twilight is a unicorn still in this one. The commissioner requested that part, deal with it.