Princess Celestia and Twilight headed into their hotel room and both sighed, Twilight immediately crashing on the bed with an adorable little yawn as she struggled to deal with jet-lag. How it was possible for them to utilize advanced aviation techniques and technological advances, yet couldn't manage to deal with an issue as minor as jet-lag was completely beyond her. She rubbed her head delicately with a hoof and just rested her head on the pillow.

"Stay vigilante, Twilight, we'll need to be ready for this" Celestia mused, trying to flatten out her dress somewhat, make it less obvious that she had a raging erection for the massive majority of the flight here. Her student on the other ha-hoof, was just trying to relax in her cute little pink mini-dress. Her chest rose and fell with every breath, and she could just barely manage to keep anything focused in her mind. Her first trip to a nation outside Equestria, and it was to rob a bank? How was she going to get souvenirs? These questions and more floated about in the endless abyss that was her mind.

"Twilight?" Celestia asked, nudging her with a hoof, only for Twilight to let out a little groan. The solar alicorn just sighed and adjusted her dress again, her wings being able to do the job just fine with how large they were, not to mention her natural dexterity. "Well, I guess we may as well relax a little bit for the time being" Celestia mused, still possessing just enough magic to send a note for one of her local spies in the area to come up towards them. Not even a minute later, a knocking came on the door to their room.

"Room service!" he announced, lacking the local accent and sounding straight from Equestria.

"How many spi-" Twilight was about to ask before Celestia stuffed the flowing matter of her tail into her student's mouth.

"Don't use words like those here, Twilight" Celestia told her very carefully as she answered the door. Seeing who was on the other side, it made her feel better. "Always nice to see you, Schwann" she greeted, letting the elderly pegasus step inside.

"The pleasure is all mine, Your Majesty" Schwann answered, his voice deep and his face finely aged. His eyes and hair were both a dark grey color, with his mane held back in a spike-bun of sorts that stood out a fair degree more. His cutie mark was that of a grey shield with raven-black wings on either of it, matching how his coat was jet-black. "Now, we've already managed to locate the bank that ring is being stored at. Still not entirely certain why it's there, or why it's currently open, but at the very least, we know that it's where your ring is" he then answered, making Celestia nod happily.

"It's so nice to have reliable assistance" Celestia giggled to herself, though it still left quite a few questions on Twilight's half.

"Princess, if I may, who exactly are these ponies? Not just Schwann, but the pegasus from the castle as well" Twilight asked rather innocently, though Celestia didn't really seem all that interested in sharing at the moment. She had a hoof to her muzzle in thought, her eyes looking elsewhere as she thought it over, wondering to herself if it was okay to tell Twilight.

"Well...." Celestia started, Schwann just awkwardly trying to avoid making eye contact. "I shouldn't tell you here. Once we're back at the castle, I should be able to better explain the situation regarding these ponies in particular" she then added after a brief pause. Twilight just made a flat face in response, not enjoying being left in the dark about something, particular when it randomly happened to her.

"Oh, don't give me that face, Twilight. I'll let you know when we go back home" Celestia stated in a very 'Mom' tone. Twilight hated that tone, since it usually made her look like an ignorant child whenever she had used it.

"Alright" Twilight sighed, settling in on the bed as she tucked in her limbs and listened carefully to the situation at hand....at hoof.

"You may continue, Schwann" Celestia stated as her spy did a double-check of the room. Once he was certain about the situation, he then smiled and pulled out a small map. "Twilight, you remember the enlargement spell?" Celestia asked as Twilight's horn lit up, expanding the map to provide a better view of it overall.

"As it stands, the entire facility is heavily guarded. They require ponies to disable their magic here, much like the Equestria Games, and they have metal detectors all over the place, with armed guards every few hoof-lengths inside and outside the building. Whatever your plan is, we won't be able to get close" Schwann had started saying, Twilight looking over the map and other notes and thinking of it like a game of Chess, only with VERY real punishments as opposed to losing. Celestia's expression hardened as she walked off to the balcony for a moment, clearly distraught with thought.

"This is going to be exceptionally difficult. An escape plan shouldn't be difficult to think about, but then there's the matter of actually getting in to get the ring...." Celestia sighed, thinking things through carefully. She looked out of the room, into the distance of the sky itself.

"Princess, I'm starting to think that maybe, this isn't a smart idea. I mean....Is it really necessary to do all this, just to hide your....Well, your endowment?" Twilight squeaked adorably, thinking of Celestia's throbbing penis under her dress. She shook her head to try and get the image out, not wanting it to pollute her thoughts. However, Celestia's eyes widened as she smiled.

"Twilight" she started as Twilight could only see the larger pony's back. Celestia soon turned around with a pair of sunglasses on and a chocolate cigar lit in her mouth. "You're a genius" she mused simply, greatly confusing her subjects as they both looked to her with worried and unsure looks on their faces, but she soon approached them both and leaned down to whisper something into their ears. Cross-fade to black....

It was early in the morning as two mares arrived at the bank. The taller of the two was wearing sunglasses and a large trench coat, a fedora covering up what appeared to be excessively long, black-and-purple hair. The shorter of the two wore a similar outfit, only with her hair styled to look shorter without actually being shorter. The guards outside raised their eyebrows, but allowed them to enter regardless.

Once inside, they soon entered the line towards the tellers and cautiously looked around them, eyeing the various cameras and the likes. It didn't take long before they had made it to the teller, whom of which greeted them with a bored smile upon their features.

"Good morning, how may I help you?" the teller asked, trying to be helpful. The poor mare didn't know about the odd rumbling noise she heard though. Without warning, however, the taller mare immediately reared up on her hind legs and dropped the biggest, thickest, and hardest horsecock ever onto the counter with a thud, practically breaking the countertop.

"Give me the ring. NOW." the mare stated plainly, cocking her....cock as if it were a rifle. Clear drops of pre beaded at the end of it, and the mare backed up in incredible worry. She tried to reach for the alarm button under her side of the counter, but the second she tried to move, the tall, hung mare inched her cock closer towards them.

"You can't get out of this without something bad happening to you. Just give me the ring, and you can have a nice day" the mare then insisted, looking up slightly from her position to allow one of her eyes to be seen, angled just enough to be threatening as her balls rumbled again. The other guards all looked over towards her, most of them readying their nightsticks to try and take her down.

"T" the mare said plainly as the other guards immediately rushed towards them. The shorter mare listened to the taller one and quickly wrapped her hooves around her cock, pulling it back before then letting it go, allowing that massive schlong to smack against a good three guards all at once and send them flying in the opposite direction. More guards then came at them from the other side, and they carefully ducked between them before rushing them right back, cock-slapping one after another. A tooth flew out of one guard in particular, showing the fleshy horse-rod smashing into his jaw from the other end. Before long, the guards were either out cold or otherwise. The hung mare responsible then immediately turned back towards the teller and resumed her position from earlier.

"The ring now, if you please" she then insisted once again. Shuddering, the teller mare immediately rushed back towards the back of the area, the other tellers all cowering in fear behind the glass. Returning to the two troublemakers, the teller mare brought back the old ring and was sweating bullets as she handed it off to them. "Thank you" the tall mare mused with a polite smile on her face. The shorter mare took the ring and the taller one started jerking her cock rather swiftly, blushing heavily as she soon blasted the window with a thick torrent of her cum, blasting through it with enough force to blow the poor victim against the wall, coated from top to bottom in a sea of hot, white, goo.

"Let's get out of here!" the taller mare shouted as she and her short friend both immediately make a break for the door. With the guards out cold, and the carriage outside already having Schwann and another dark-coated pony hitched up, these two thieves immediately rushed off into the rising sun in the background. Once they were safely behind the doors of the carriage, our two heroins were revealed to be Celestia and Twilight, both taking off their hats and glasses as they sighed.

"I don't think I've had a moment more stressful than that in my life" Twilight sighed, trying to get the mental image of all that semen out of her head. "Do you have the ring safe?" she then looked over, seeing Celestia's throbbing erection and blushing hard at the sight of the ring now worn around it.

"Safe and secure....Albeit a little bit tight..." Celestia then mused, blushing with a smile of her own as they had started approaching the airport, ditching their outfits and replacing them with casual dresses. Schwann and his partner both galloped with all their might, hoping to forget the sounds of cockslapping that they could hear outside.

Author's Note

I'm not apologizing. I warned you all that this would happen, and if you read to this point, you shouldn't be shocked at this.