Rainbow Dash is the top athlete, and captain of every single sports team at Canterlot High School. Not to mention the leader of her own band; The Rainbooms! With all of the wacky shenanigans and great friends, you would think that she wouldn't need a partner in her life, at all.

But all of that is about to change...

Disclaimer: None of the humour in this fic is meant to be taken seriously. It's just raunchy, Cards Against Humanity-style comedy.

I am willing to let any talented artists illustrate my story.