I am a young scientist, and a fanatical one at that. Most of my astonishing achievements in life started with me yelling FOR SCIENCE, yes out loud. To me, magic does not exist, its fictional, impossible and so is My Little Pony.

Though as a nerd, I love fiction and roleplay…and I guess My Little Pony is a little awesome.

Of course I still dream fantasies and still think it would be cool to go to Hogwarts or become a dragon rider but I for one would love to stay out of the land infested with magic and broken physics laws.

Too bad Irony is a bitch and has it in for me. That's why Fe is my least favorite element.

As some can guess I'm in the place that shall not be named, you all know where, but the story doesn't end there, oh nonono. There's a much bigger nightmare than this just waiting to ruin my life all over again.

It's a good thing I'm crazy, and German.

Oh!, was that racism? Sorry. I have nothing against sane people.