After a few more hours had passed, Midnight's stuff had been moved to his new computer and his old one ready to go into storage, though it hadn't gone entirely without Luna and Midnight having fun.

"My old computer was the shitmobile of the tech world," Midnight said, pushing a box of old computer stuff to the side of his desk, "I'll get that down later."

Walking out of his bedroom, he saw Luna glaring and screaming at the TV, now holding a PlayStation controller and several discs everywhere.

"You degenerative blue creature!! You are to jump when I command you to do so!! You will NOT go into the toxins!! AM I CLEAR!?!?!?"

"Uh, Luna?" Midnight said, looking between her and the TV, "Why are you raging?"

"We are only expressing our frustration with this creature," Luna said, annoyed and irritated, "It's- we just- I mean-"

"It's okay. Sonic is hard to get used to. i still can't get far in it. Sonic 2 is a little easier to play in my opinion."

"I also tried some other discs, if that is their name, and they simply played sound."

"Those are music and games."

"Well, I also found this one called South Park," she said, holding a DVD collection case that was titled «South Park: The Complete First Season».

He looked at the things in the room that were being used, began cleaning the discs, and brought over snacks, "Save your place, we're watching South Park."

"Okay," she said, doing as she was told and switching discs.

Soon, they were watching the first episode.

Goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation!
Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.
Ample parking day or night, people spouting «HOWDY NEIGHBOR»!
Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind.
I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with clean shaved pussies!
So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.

As if Luna heard Kenny's line clearly, she looked down at herself, blushed and put her face in her hands.

"It's okay," Midnight said, hugging her, "He dies in every episode."

Luna shot a glare.

"It's okay, just look how they do it."

She looked back at the screen as Kenny was explaining what a dildo was.

"What's a dildo?" Stan said to Kyle.
"I don't know," Kyle responded before turning to Cartman, "And I'll bet Cartman doesn't know, either!"
"I know what it means!" Cartman defended.
"Well, what?"
"I'm not telling you!"
"What's a dildo, Kenny?" Stan asked, turning to his poorer friend.
"It's a giant stick that goes inside the mom's vagina," Kenny replied, muffled by his hoodie.

"Does Kenny always talk like that?"

"Honestly, I think he's the only character in the third and fourth grade in the show to have ever had sex," Midnight grinned, "I mean, he knows more about it than some adults on the show, not to mention actually done it more than some."

"Oh... well, I saw that some of the stuff mostly makes fun of other stuff... the shows on your DVDs."

"South Park takes it to an extreme. There was a joke on the internet about your sister being Molestia, a mix of 'Molest' and 'Celestia', and in one episode, Kenny ushered in a trilogy of South Park making fun of My Little Pony."

She put a hand to her face, "Why does that kid have to be so fascinated with sex?"

"I don't know."

Around the end of the season, they both fell asleep, so Luna went back into Midnight's dream again.

"South Park?" she read, feeling somewhat cold in the Colorado mountain town, "Where's Midnight in this?"

Eventually running into the walking Sexipedia himself, she decided to take her chances with Kenny McCormick.

"~~Woo-hoo!~~" he said enthusiastically, throwing his arms up, "~~I had sex with your sister, and her titties were my dream! Honestly, I think I wasn't the first person to ever pound the fuck outta her, but she grabbed my cock like shit! Her milk tasted like honey and cum, and felt so amazing in my mouth that I-~~"

"PLEASE!!!" Luna said, stunned by what this kid was saying, "I don't need to know about her relations with anyone."

"~~Oh. Could I fuck you?~~"

"No, I'm already in a relationship."

"~~Aw.~~"

"Well, I'm looking for someone about my height, black-and-blue hair, fangs, wings, blue glasses, red eyes."

"~~Oh. He's on Mala Vista Drive. Four streets over.~~"

"Thank you."

"Kenny!" a woman with a thick southern accent called as Luna heard someone running to them, "Kenny, what've I told you 'bout havin' sex w'th hook'rs!"

"~~But I wasn't.~~"

"Kenny," the woman spoke, "Yer dad 'n I jus' want ya ta stay a kid fer jus' a little longer."

"Madam," Luna spoke to the redhead, "I can assure you that we were not going to engage in sexual relations, and that I was only asking to get to Mala Vista Drive."

"Okay, then. I think Kenny was goin' ta play with h's little friends."

"Thank you, Mrs-"

"Carol McCormick."

"Thank you, Mrs Carol McCormick."

With that, her and Kenny began walking to where he had seen Midnight.

"So," Luna said, "I take it your name is Kenny?"

"~~Uh-huh.~~"

"I assume you already know my name."

"~~Yeah! You're Celestia's sister, Luna! I thought you'd have bigger titties like your sister. What about your pussy?~~"

"I'd rather not talk about that. What are your interests?"

"~~I like writing haikus.~~"

"May I read one?"

"~~Sure,~~" he said, giving her a slip of paper.

When you rub your dick
You might find a discharge that
Winds up on the floor

"Interesting," Luna said, her blue face turning cherry.

"~~So, do you like Chinese food?~~"

"I have a fondness of it, yes."

"~~Then there's this place called City Wok.~~"

"What time is it?"

"~~Lunchtime.~~"

"He's probably in there," Luna said as the duo began to walk to City Wok.

Inside City Wok, Midnight was thumbing through his phone, picking out bugs in the code and writing them down in a notebook.

"When you party getting here, Midnight?" Tuong Lu Kim, the owner, said from the counter, his thick accent making the vampire laugh a little

"It shouldn't be too much longer," Midnight said, texting Luna.

Luna, I'm at a Chinese restaurant. Wanna grab lunch?

A few minutes later, Luna and Kenny walked in.

"Shitty Wok, take your order, pwease?"

"Hey, Luna!" Midnight said, looking up.

"Oh, Midnight," Luna said, walking over to him, "There's something I want to ask you about."

Kenny looked at the duo with hope and excitement in his eyes that he'd be able to fuck the lunar princess.

"Um, Midnight?" Luna said quietly.

"Yes?"

"Kenny, I believe he wants to have sex with me."

"Dude, Luna, the kid is poor as shit. He doesn't have the same things to look forward to as us. Besides, what else do you expect from a kid who writes poems about masturbation?"

"I suppose you're right," she said before turning to Kenny, "Would you like to have lunch with us?"

"~~Whoo-Hoo!!!~~" he said, more enthusiastic than ever.

"And, after I put some thought into it, yes you may."

"~~Oh my fucking God, I get to pound the shit out of Luna!~~"

"Let him have his moment. Besides, we were kids too at one point," the vampire said.

"I suppose you're right."

Author's Note

That is Kenny's line in the first and second seasons' title. I looked it up.