The Last of Us

Chapter 11: Twilight’s Big Finish

Now this being the last thing I’m going to write before I’m on my merry way with my beautiful wife I want to tell you one thing. When I decided to write this journal of important events in my life, I wanted to make sure when I start to forget things in my long life of immortality I’ll be able to remember the good, the bad, and the funny parts of my life. There are always things that people should care about and one of them is you. You see a day before Celestia came I nearly killed myself. Knowing what I had done in the past made my life a living hell so I decided ‘hey real hell can’t be as bad as this.’ So that day I decided fuck it and put a gun to my head, I put one round in the clip. I shot but nothing happen turns out my stupidity saved me, I loaded a blank in my gun. I laughed and threw the gun away.

So to me Celestia saved my life I owe her for that but how much more do I owe? Is that something I couldn’t figure out or hadn’t written down. So this being the last of mine entries I have to say that this may be the crappiest because nothing exciting happens. Anyway after being upstairs all night, we both gave up to exhaustion and I slept till twelve. I got up and tried to wake Twilight but was deter in doing so by a book slammed in the gut. She also complained about not being able to move her legs, so I went downstairs to the kitchen and grabbed two eggs from her shelves. Started a fire in the wood stove and cooked them.

“Mmm... Breakfast smells great.” I saw a sleepy Twilight at the top of the stairs with a doll on her back and she was rubbing her eye with her forearm. I have to say it was the cutest thing I have seen so far in my life.

“You look wonderful Twilight, all things considered.” I said with a devious smirk on my face.

“Last night was great. You know how to take care of a mare when you want to.” She said with a slightly drowsy laugh. “Can you carry me downstairs, I’m afraid I‘m going to fall.” She put on a serious face.

“Okay since I tired you out so much.” I walk upstairs and put her over my shoulder. I reached half way down the stairs when a heard mumbles and a light snoring. “Wow she really is tired.” I walked downstairs and found a pillow for her to rest on. Once that was done I put her down then I got a blanket from upstairs and put it on her, I placed her doll in her hoofs.

“Take that Nightmare Moon.” I heard her mumble then make punching motions with her forearms. I stand corrected. This is now the most adorable thing I had seen in my life, so far. I ate my breakfast and went outside. The birds were singing a beautiful tune, the sun was shining bright, and the wind was blowing against my... shit where are my pants? I rushed inside before anyone could see me and rushed to my bags, how could I forget that I wasn’t wearing pants?! I got a pair of underwear and shorts on then I quickly rushed outside I quickly was knocked by a pink blur.

“Oh hi there I didn’t see you there my name is Pinkie Pie I haven’t seen you before and that must mean your new because I know everypony and I mean everypony in Ponyville.” I put my hand over her mouth.

“Can I ask you a question before you continue rambling?”

“Sure! I love questions!”

“Okay can you give me directions for a hotel that only costs 10 bits a night?”

“Oh you’re looking for Hotel Neight I can show you where that is.” She turned and started to hop away so I just followed. She stopped by the market and she bought some apples at Applejack’s stand, then I saw the hotel in the distance and rushed for it. Luckily I got there without the observant Pinkie catching me, I rung the front desk bell and a employee came up to it.

“Welcome to Hotel Neight how may I be of service to you?”

“Do you have a dragon under the name Spike here?” She looked through the pages and lit up. “We did have a dragon named Spike staying here but he left an hour ago. Anything else you need from me?”

“No that was it, thank you.” I left the hotel and head towards the library. I saw a saw a certain Purple and green spiked tail go in and shut the door. I put my ear up to the door.

“Where is he?!”

“I don’t know Twilight chill out seriously it’s like you’re in heat or something.”

“That just it Spike did you check the calendar?”

“No.”

“Well check it” I heard the tapping of scaly feet

“Oh horse shoes”

“Exactly. I am going through heat.”

“Do you want me to hide him for you?”

“No, just bring him here.”

“Okay, but you do know he’s outside and has his ear to the door.” Oh shit.

“Really I’ll check.” I opened the door and stared her in the eyes. “You, me upstairs NOW!”

“Do you have any protection?”

“What?”

“Condoms you know for birth control.”

“Oh right” she narrowed her eyes. “What for, do you not want any babies or what?”

“No I want babies but what I don’t want is Spike ripping me apart. Remember we’re at the start of a relationship so even I agree this isn’t a good time to produce little Jamelight Speckles. Don’t you agree?”

“Well I guess so. Also I would never give a foal such a tongue twister of a name.”

“Fair enough.” Twilight pointed at Spike.

“Go to the pharmacy and get us some large condoms. Remember Spike plan HW is now operational, so you damn well know how many to bring back.”

“Right, forty.” My eyes widened.

“Forty condoms I don’t even think that’s possible.” She looked at me with a devious glint in her eyes.

“Oh trust me yesterday was just a sample of what you’ll go through tonight and throughout these next 2 weeks.” She was so close to me I could feel her every breath. She inhaled deeply and shudder with pleasure. “Waiting is going to be so hard for me, I can smell you and the smell is intoxicating.”

“Dear God you sound like a psychotic groupie. Do I have to restrain you?”

“If that’s what you’re into then yeah, sure tie me up and the real fun can get started.” A thought comes across my mind but I quickly shoo it away. I went to the desk in her bedroom. I grabbed the chains she kept there just in case of heat and the note that came with it. Carrying these things was no easy feat these chains were big. Like I mean they probably all together weighted 200 pounds. I grunted under the weight and pulled them downstairs. Twilight gave me a sultry look. “Oh the old ball and chain I never knew you were into that kind of thing.” I tied it around her multiple times and locked the chain in place. I took the note out.

“Ahem.” She looked at me. “Thank you for choosing our trademark heat chains and we hope they work for you. These chains are magically infused so Earth, Unicorn, nor Pegasus can break out of them use only for extreme heat situations.” I smirked. “Patent approved by Twilight Sparkle. Guess what Twilight?”
“What?”

“You just been trapped in your own product.” She was laughing. “Hey what’s so funny?”

“Oh the funny thing is that I have my own key.”

“Shit.”

“Shit is correct.” Spike came in the room.

“Twilight I got the condoms, where is my 30 bits?” Twilight unlocked herself and threw a coin purse at him. “Thanks Twi. Oh and James hope you have fun!” Spike ran out of the library like a giddy school girl.

I looked at where Twilight used to be and found that no one was there. My eyes darted around the room. “Shit where is she.”
I looked at the upstairs door, it unlocked and was slowly creaking open revealing twilight’s glowing white eyes were revealed.

“James come in here I promise not to kill you, just painfully exhaust you for the night. I gulped.

“May Celestia save my soul.”

I woke up next morning sore everywhere and to top it off I had a massive headache. I checked to see if Twilight was still sleeping and dashed for it, just before I got to the exit of the library I got yanked back by something. I turn around to see tendrils of magic coming from Twilight, she narrowed her eyes. “You aren’t going anywhere.” I saw the front door open and Spike come in. He stood there for two seconds taking in what he was seeing. I looked at him.

“For the love of god Spike help me.” He took a donut out of the package he was carrying and took a bite out of it.

“James are you being forced into this?”

“Yeah Spike what the fuck does it look like.” He looked at Twilight.

“Twilight do you want to lose James as your boyfriend?”

“No why would I ever want that.” Spike came up and bopped her on the nose.

“Then don’t force him to have sex with you, god don’t you remember what I said? Both sides have to be willing to have intercourse for ponies to have a great time. Did you even think of how James was feeling when you forced into this!?”

“Why should I? He didn’t regard my feelings when we had sex the first time he showed up here.”

“Did you want to have sex Twilight?”

“Well, yes but...”

“But nothing James is clearly tired out and needs some rest so back off for a while!” His eyes turned reptilian and he hissed. I immediately got thrown to the floor by Twilight and she walked out of the room mumbling about how she was horny. Spike’s eyes flashed back to normal. “Whew, I didn’t know if logic could help you at this but it did.” He turned to face me. “Two questions did any condoms break and how was last night?”

“Well no condoms broke and last night was the worst night of my life.”

“Why?”

“I have never been afraid of sex after my virginity was lost but tonight I was truly terrified of her.” Spike chuckled.

“Yeah she can be a scary mare when she wants to be. So what now?”

“Well I am going to have breakfast and sleep till four. Then I will take care of my lady for 4 hours and leave the room so she doesn’t get any ideas.”

“Wow you actually have a plan for this good for you. Now if you excuse me I will make you breakfast and then you can go to sleep okay?”

“Deal.” We shook hands and he went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. I went to a chair and sat down to rest my legs. “So Spike is this regular for Twilight?”

“In heat, yes. Not in heat a definite no.” I huffed at the thought of this happening everyday for two whole weeks. Spike went
upstairs and I followed him, he knocked on the door three times.

“Yes.”

“Twilight are you hungry?”

“Yes.”

“What do you want to eat?”

“Can you send in some James, he seems like a well balanced breakfast, don’t you think?”

“Hardy har har, Twilight what else do you want?”

“I daisy sandwich will do for now. *Sigh* I guess.” We went back downstairs I ate the breakfast Spike made for me and went asleep for a few hours and woke up total rejuvenated. I checked my wrist watch for the time; it was 3:30 pm so I got up. Seeing as Spike was gone I went in the kitchen to check if anything was made for supper and seeing a note on the table I guessed he did.

‘Twilight’s favorite salad in the cooler and your melted cheese egg wrap is in the oven keeping warm. Read both half to get Twilight out of her room for you playtime. ;) ’ I chuckled. “ Spike is a damn fine pal.” I walked upstairs and knocked on the door.

“Yeah what is it?”

“I have one daisy lettuce salad topped with feta, mozzarella and cheddar cheeses, seasoned in walnuts and nutmeg. Dressed in mustard vinaigrette.” I heard a large gasp. “This is all going to be available to you if you come downstairs to have dinner with me.” I heard her open the door and she looked at me with sparkling eyes.

“Did you get Spike to make this for me?”

“Well I asked what your favorite was and he told me so I gave a quite few of my items so he would make this for me. Because honestly we both know I am not the best cook.”

“What did you give him?”

“My IPod Touch, my book on Greek mythology, my laptop, 2 million dollars.”

“Oh all that just for my dinner?”

“No I also got this from him.” I pulled out a diamond ring and a diamond horn ring. “Twilight I know that we haven’t been together for long but I want this to last forever. Twilight will you give me your hoof in marriage?” I saw tears escape her eyes.

“I’m sorry but I have to decline for now.” I looked at her shell shocked. “You see before we do this. I need to inform my parents and we need to prepare but once on the altar I will definitely say yes.” I chuckled.

“So in other words you want to wait until your heat is over then I will be your finance.”

“Well yes.”

“But if you know your decision already why don’t you say yes?”

“Because I feel that my heat is influencing me.”

“Well then do what your heart tells you.”

“Well MY heart is telling ME to have you rut me like an animal. Sure you want me to follow my heart now?”

“I was hoping we could go upstairs for a few hours and then I could rut your brains out.”

“You’re doing this just to get me to say yes aren’t you?”

“Well actually I had this whole day planned out before I even thought of popping the question so I would say no.”

“Okay then let’s do it right here on the table.”

“No because I know the only condoms are in the bedroom which means you might get pregnant. Which also means that that we would have left our activates on this table. Let’s face it nobody will want to eat off this table knowing what things have been done on it.”

“Fair enough let’s head upstairs after we eat our dinner.” It was an hour before we finished our supper and I decided to do the dishes. Once that was said and over with we had sex for 4 hours and I slept in bed with her. This continued for five days until I woke up tied to the bed and her on top of me at which I started plan ST (Sexed up Twilight) which involved a knife and Spike breathing fire at Twilight to distract her. For the next week I had sex like last time except I left the room after she fell asleep. For the last two days I rutted her all day and night to make sure she didn’t have any heat left. Although exhausting it worked like magic and she was fine.

It had been two days since her heat I got up and walked into Twilight’s room. She put down the book she was reading. “Yes
James what is it?” I went up to her bed and bent on one knee.

“Twilight Sparkle the star of my life. Have you made your decision, will you marry me?” New found tears welled up in her eyes.

“Yes James I will marry you!” We kissed for what seemed hours and headed downstairs. Spike ran up to me.

“So what did she say!?”

“Why don’t you ask the stunning mare herself?” Spike ran up to her and grabbed her legs.

“So what did you say to him Twilight?”

“I said yes Spike.” I grinned at Spike and raised an eyebrow.

“Do you know what this calls for?” I saw confetti and a pink pony come out.

“A PARTY!”

I looked at the banner. ‘Welcome to Ponyville and Thanks for Being Twilight’s Fiancé.’

I saw all Twilight’s friends gather around her and decide to listen in.

“So dear were all wondering who is this mysterious stallion that you have just up and gave your hoof to marriage to?” said Rarity.

“Rarity, everyone I’ll give you one hint and that’s it. Here it is, he is the only none Equestrian at this party.”

“Oh you mean John but he’s already married darling.” She covered her hoof in a gasp. “Did Luna and John break up because he loved you? Oh how scandalous is that.” Twilight face hoofed.

“No Rarity the other one behind all of us that was single.” They all turned and looked at me. I smiled sheepishly at them.

“Hi I’m James and you girls are Twilight’s friends Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack right?”

“Why yes we sure as sugar are and I might wanna ask ya a few questions?”

“Sure fire away.”

“Okay well how did you get ta meetin’ our dear friend Twilight?”

“Well I met her when she, Celestia, and Luna came to me and John doorsteps.”

“Okay then how did you two fall in love?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“Well sadly I was not the first one to notice the spark between us Twilight was. She warmed me up with friendship and love. So I fell for her and soon our pen pal relationship began. She told me all about you girls and herself. Seeing how dedicated she was to stick with me made me enchanted by her. Once we saw each other the rest is history.”

“Oh, oh what about the differences between you two?” Asked the pink party pony.

“Well concerning the physical we have no problems and when it comes to how we see eye to eye. We usually get along and when we don’t we work something out.” I looked at her group of friends. “Any other questions?” I saw a timid yellow hoof rise above the crowd. “Yes Fluttershy what’s your question?”

“Well I’m just wondering are you two biologically compatible.”

“Yes it would seem that my species can reproduce with your species if that’s what you’re implying.”

“Thank You.” For the rest of the night we partied like there was no tomorrow then everyone went home and we fell asleep on the couch. I woke to knocking on the door so I rushed out of the bed and answered it.

“Hello we are looking for our daughter Twilight Sparkle.”

“Come right in Mr and Mrs. Sparkle.”

I looked down at my legs and grunted in frustration. I went to the living room quickly to wake Twilight. A few tickles and pokes later she was awake.

“Twilight where did my shorts go?” She chuckled.

“Oh I had a little fun with you while you were sleeping.”

“Well good for you but we have an issue your parents are here and I really want to be fully clothed.” Her eyes popped open.

“Your shorts are behind the couch.” I reached behind the couch and put my shorts on. I looked at her.

“You ready?”

“Yup.” We walked out into the main room, they turned to face us.

“Twilight how you doing sweetie?” They hugged each other.

“Great mom I really missed you.” Mr. Sparkle coughed.

“Honestly darling you look like shit.”

“Dad! I just woke up that’s why I look like shit.”

“Both of you stop whining, now Twilight I heard you met a handsome stallion can you get your assistant to wake him as well.”

“Actually I’m already awake and her assistant is sleeping.” Mrs. Sparkle eyes opened wider.

“Oh you are the handsome stallion well isn’t that weird.” Mr. Sparkle looked me over.

“Let me shake your hand son, see if you got some muscle.” I shook his hand. “Why do you shake so soft?”

“I hate using my strength sir. Power can be a very dangerous weapon.”

“Yes I know that as well as any stallion. But right now I need a firm handshake from you, so I know you can control that power.” I shook his hand but this time squeezed a little harder. He looked in my eyes. “You have a very firm handshake son.”

“Do you do this to every stallion your daughter meets sir.”

“Only the ones that take her on this path, I got the same talk from my wife’s old dad. I carry on the legacy.”

“Okay you two stop challenging each other. Let’s go make some tea to calm the nerves.”

“Fine by me Miss How about you sir?” He grumbled and shuffled off with his wife. I went up to Twilight. “I don’t think your parents approve of me.”

“I agree with you.” We had a silent cup of tea and walked back in the main room. “Well what do you think of him?” They both looked at each other.

“We both agree that he can take care of you but he’s too strong and silent for our liking.” Twilight frowned.

“Trust me. He is only trying to be polite you know allowing us to talk.”

“Well right now I want to know what your Stallion thinks of us.” I looked between the two.

“Miss you were afraid of me at first but that was reasonable I am a scary person to look at. Sir you seem to be very aggressive towards me and you think that I can’t take care of your daughter. Over all your nice people with your own little quirks. I’m not saying I’m better or worse than you I have my own quirks as well.”

“Well good to hear you talk at least and your observant remarks are true my wife was quite scared of you. I am truly sorry if I offended you in anyway.”

“I am sorry as well if I offended you two.” They walk out of the library and we sighed in relief.