The Last of Us

Chapter 13: Don’t touch me Down There

I and Twilight looked at each other both of us were panting heavily. “That was amazing” She said in between panted breath.

“We got to do this again.” I looked at her with astonishment

“Are you kidding me I can barely stand let alone fuck so that idea goes straight out the window.”

“Damn.” She had the look of utter disappointment on her face I then slowly rose from the bed and let out a small whimper as I tried to pull my leg out. “Where are you going.”

“Well I am going downstairs to the kitchen and I’m going to see if Spike can start the generator and make us some coffee.”

“Okay please do that.”

I looked at my legs.“Okay James you can do this.” I got up and moved one leg in front of me.”There we go.” I slowly limped my way to the bedroom door to go down to the kitchen, lucky for me I made it and slowly creaked the door open. Once I was
out of the bedroom I quickly hobbled my way downstairs to the kitchen and sat at the table. I looked around and groaned.

“Spike can you come down here?” I yelled for him with a twinge of anger. Right then I need a cup of coffee and the only way to have it is the cowboy coffee way which requires Spike to start the electricity downstairs. I heard the little pitter patter of his clawed feet come down the stairs and towards me.

“What do you need?” I looked down at him.

“Can you please start the electricity downstairs I can barely walk, oh and coffee would be nice.” I heard him scratch is scales.

“Well okay, usually Twilight does it but I’m guessing that she’s probably in the same condition as you so I’ll get started.” I groggily punched him in the shoulder.

“Thanks champ. We couldn’t make it through the day without you.” I heard him walk away and I slumped my body against the table. “How can I be so tired? Usually we take it easy but after that bottle of wine everything I did is kind of hazy.”

“Well I should think so.” I turned to see Twilight sitting up in the opposite chair as me sporting the same look I did when I first woke up. “That was one heck of a night. “ I chuckled.

“Well you can say that again, because of that night I can barely move.” I stretched my legs which still felt like jelly, I could probably make the coffee myself but then I heard a door open and turned to see Spike enter the kitchen.

“Okay the generator is turned on so I’ll get going on breakfast James can you please try to help me to the best of your abilities.” I got up slowly and waddled towards him in effort to minimise the pain of walking.

“Okay what do you want me to do and nothing out of my reach because going somewhere is completely out of the question.”

“Can you hand me the eggs and coffee bean bag.” I slowly walked my way to the fridge and pulled out the eggs then I opened the shelf on the right and got the coffee bean bag. During the time I’ve been here we’ve gotten better cooking and electricity equipment. It seemed that the only reason that Twilight never had a fridge or electric stove was because she could never afford it but I seriously doubt it with the money she was probably getting from The Princess. So I decided it was time to bring it up as I handed the beans and eggs to Spike.

“There you go Spike.” I sat back down and relaxed a bit. “So Twilight why haven’t you gotten any updated kitchen equipment or electrical system and why the sudden update for that matter?” She looked at me emotionless.

“Is this really an appropriate place to bring this up?” I looked all around at the kitchen.

“Well yeah it is since this is the kitchen and we got a new generator last week.” She facehoofed.

“Well I got an increase in pay from the princess so I used that money to buy groceries and new appliances. The old ones here were build in the year the library was made so they had to go and the new generator was mandatory because of the updated Ponyville safety guidelines.”

“Thanks. I like being in the know.” I got up and gingerly started the coffee machine I looked down to see Spike glaring at me.

“Hey I was going to do that.” I looked down at him in mild confusion.

“I was just trying to make your life easier, god don’t you want that.”

“What I want is to do something that will at least hold your attention on me for one second, Goddess all I do is work and none of you say thank you!”

“Okay one thing is that we do say thank you to you, two if you wanted Twilight to hang out with you more all you had to do was ask, and three you could have said no.” I glared down at the little dragon who snorted smoke at me. Twilight pushed her way in-between us .

“Damn it both of you stop fighting! Listen Spike it’s only nature for you to feel like you lost me but if you had the consideration to ask to hang out with us then we would have said yes.” She pointed her hoof at me. “And you don’t yell at Spike like that he is a very sensitive baby dragon.” Me and Spike both glared at each other again and slowly backed away from each other. “Okay good now let’s just eat breakfast and Spike you can go see Rarity.” Inspiration exploded in the eyes of the baby dragon as he ran up and hugged Twilight.

“Thanks Twilight I’ll go right away.” He turned to me, pointed two fingers at me and back at his eyes. “I’ve got my eyes on you.” He immediately sprung back to his energetic self and ran out the door. Twilight let out a content sigh and turned towards me.

“So what do you want to do?” I put my hand and rubbed my chin.

“You were talking about this place called Whitetail woods why don’t we take a walk down there.” She got up and paced back and forth. She stopped and grabbed my shoulder.

“Sounds good to me and after that we can go to Sugercube Corner and have our lunch there.” I looked up at the clock and saw that it was already 10 o’clock.

“Well we better get moving we only have two hours before lunch.” Twilight trotted up to the door, opened it and stood by the side.

“After you James.” She covered her muzzle and giggled. I walked up to her confidentially and snatched her up while passing her. “How far are you going to carry me this time?”

“I am going to carry you all the way to Sugarcube Corner screw the walk it can wait.” I felt her hooves rest over my shoulder and I put my arm underneath to support her. I heard a low moan come from her and felt something drip on my arm. I stopped dead in my tracks. “Are you getting aroused by this?” She looked at me with at deep blush on her face.

“Well you are holding me by my flanks and on top of that your hand is rubbing my cutie mark which is a well known pleasure point.” I stood there dead silence and a sly grin crossed my face.

“Well at least I know what I’m going to touch during our time in the sack oh and tell me how this feels.” I vigorously rubbed my fingers across her cutie mark and she yelped in pleasure. I chuckled. “Yeah that’s what I thought.” I looked around to see a bunch of ponies staring at us. I just smirked and stared back. “Hey it’s not my fault she’s the one who told me, I just had to do a little experiment to see if my hypothesis was correct.” I looked at her seeing she was panting heavily. “Turns out it was.” Twilight turned to me and shot an annoyed glare at me.

“Can you please try to restrain yourself from doing that in public now that you know?” I slowly ran my fingers across her cutie mark making her shiver in pleasure.

“I don’t know it seems to be an efficient way of getting you off and if I do it just right no one will notice you or me.” I looked around and saw that the crowd had grown bigger and I saw the faces they were shooting me. Some were of disgust, others of embarrassment, but most were of mild amusement. “Wow didn’t see that there were so many people here but now if you excuse me I have to go and get a bite to eat.” I pushed through the group of gathering ponies and started to walk towards Sugarcube Corner. I walked up to the building and pushed the door open.

“Mrs. Cake can you get everyone out and lock the doors. Me and James need to talk.”

“Yes deary I’ll do that straight away.” Mrs. Cake turned to everyone in the room. “Okay sorry everyone but you got to leave, private issues have come up and we need some privacy.” Everyone quickly got up and walk out the door. She turned her attention toward us. “Wow that was easy.”

I set Twilight down and sat beside her. She looked towards me and shot the ‘oh you are in so much trouble’ glare.

“What the heck were you thinking?!” I gaped at her and slowly put my head down my actions finally sinking in. “Do you know how embarrassed I am! I feel like I can never show my face around Ponyville again without being laughed at!”

“I’m sorry, I just couldn’t help myself.” I pouted. “I made you happy didn’t I? And most of the ponies were actually amused by my behavior but some were disgusted.” I sighed. “I guess I should have kept what happens in the bedroom, in the bedroom.” I heard her slouch against the table. She lifted my face with her hoof.

“Damn why do you have to be so cute, I can’t stay mad with you. Just don’t do it again okay?” I stood up and saluted.

“As Celestia as my witness I will never publicly humiliate you again.” Twilight giggled and I sat back down. “As long as I can help myself” She punched me in the shoulder. “Ow! Fine not at all.” I chuckled and shrugged. “Hey it’s not my fault that I love you so much that I have to pleasure you in public.” She blushed and Mrs. Cake looked between us.

“Oh what did you do James?” I licked my lips.

“Let’s just say that her cutie mark got a through rubbing.” Mrs. Cake put a hoof over her mouth and blushed while giggling.

“Oh my, me and Cakey used to do that all the time just to ruffle everyone’s feathers.” I slowly inched my fingers towards her cutie mark.

“Well looks like me and you have the same idea of how fun it is then.” I jabbed my finger into her cutie mark.

“Eep!” She looked at me with a deep blush set on her face. “Well looks like some one wants to go back to the library.” She said with a seductive purr that drove me crazy.

“Okay screw Sugarcube Corner, Library right now!” I snatched her up and ran across town towards the library.

“Hey don’t I get a say in this?” I looked down and saw her cross her arms. ‘Are you objecting to my plan?”

“Nope keep going” I ran into the library with her in tow shutting the door behind me.

A/N: Hey done, here you go, can’t talk now sorry bye *rushes off the site.