The Last of Us

Chapter 3: I Scream, You Scream We All Scream for Dimensional Travel

A/N: Sorry in advance for the clop in this chapter but I think that it is generally for this chapter because think about it. Being
married for about a month and no sex? That is impossible.

John woke up to a hoof being jabbed in his ribs. “Ah! That hurts!” John glared at Luna who looked frightened.

“John there is a blue box thingy in our bedroom.” John’s eyes shot open and he rushed to the blue box. He then proceeded to fan girl squeal and jump up and down. He stopped when he saw Luna looking like she was about to kill him. “Care to explain John?”

“Well you see I met this pony named Doctor Whooves and he turned out to be what I thought he was and I don’t know maybe we’re going on an adventure.” John went up to the blue police box and knocked. “Hello Doctor you in there?” No answer. John pushed against the door and it swung open. John then walked inside to find that nobody was inside. “Hey Luna come in here.” Luna slowly trotted to the blue box and nervously inched her way inside. She quickly stepped out and looked at the box.

“Holy shit! It’s bigger on the inside and smaller on the outside.” A Brown stallion walked behind Luna.

“Yes it does seem to have that reaction with most people.” Luna turned around to look at the stallion.

“So I’m guessing you’re the ‘Doctor’ that my John is so enthusiastic about.”

“Well I wouldn’t say he was that giddy to see me but yes I am.” Luna narrowed her eyes at him.

“So what are you doing here and why did you land your spaceship in our bedroom?”

“Oh well I would say that I want to have a good time and have you seen the parking restrictions in Canterlot, they are horrendous.” The Doctor smirked at Luna. “So you want to come along?” John poked his head out of the TARDIS.

“Come on Lulu it will be like a honeymoon for us and will give us time to unwind.” John wagged his eyebrows. “You know you want to.”

Luna sighed in defeat. “Okay but just this once.” John popped his head back in the TARDIS.

“Okay well let’s get going then.” The Doctor trotted into the TARDIS and Luna followed suit. “So where do you want to go, perhaps William Hoofspeare’s first play or the Heart Warming Eve. Any time any place.” Luna looked at The Doctor and her eyes lit up.

“Oh! How about we take you somewhere?” He looked at her.

“Here I am asking you to go on an adventure with me and you’re offering me something I’ve never seen before. I love you ponies, always so brilliant.” The Doctor stood in the middle of the room. “Well what are you waiting for excite me!” John got dressed in winter clothes and stepped in the room.

“Hey wait how do you know what species I am?”

“Oh I met a dimensional traveller named James and he said he was human so I assumed you were the same species.” John walked up to The Doctor and put his mitted hand on his shoulder.

“Doctor, like my accounting teacher said,” John bent down to look at him eye to eye. “Never assume.”

“Okay I wrote a note so Celestia won’t be worried and warned the guards of the incoming explosion sound.” Luna’s horn glowed a bright blue and she closed her eyes. “What I’m doing is picturing John’s house and teleporting us through time, space, and dimensions.” There was a flash bang effect and then they were standing right outside John’s house. “Yes I did it and with three ponies with me no less!” John went up to her and gave her a hug.

“Good for you but now I want to go inside and use the internet,” John pointed his arm skyward. “Movie stealing powers activate!” He ran into his house leaving Luna and The Doctor confused.

“Well let’s head in and see what has him so excited.” They trotted in slowly and looked around. His house was a complete mess. There were clothes everywhere, some moldy pizza in the kitchen and the smell was simply horrid. Luna pinched her muzzle with her hoof. “Dear Goddesses! How do you live with such a foul smell constantly here?” John popped his head out of his room.

“Oh yeah, if you live here long enough you get use to it.” Also it really helps if you throw a can of febreeze in here, oh can you go in the kitchen and in the cupboard above the fridge there will be a stockpile of them.” Luna walked in the kitchen and noted to step over the gross unknown mush on the floor. She then spotted the fridge and opened the cupboard. It revealed to hold five cans of febreeze, she quickly grabbed all the cans with her magic and sprayed them everywhere. Soon the house smelled of roses and tulips.

“There all better.” She rushed off to John’s room to see what he was doing. What she saw was surprising to her. His room
was spotless, all the clothes in the shelves of his dresser, the books ordered alphabetically, the bed was made, his computer clean of dust and wires tied together so they could be orderly. “Wow this place is spotless and for a minute I thought you were a total slob.” John lifted his eyes and glared at nothing in particular.

“It’s not my mess it’s my roommates problem I told him that I would eat out to create as little mess as possible but he refused to clean his own mess. So the messes became poisonous.” Luna peaked at his screen and saw he was getting 4 more movies to add to their collection.
“So what movies are you getting?”

“Oh I’m getting The Expendables 2, the Die Hard collection, The Raid: Redemption, and Kill Bill Vol. 1/2.”

“Cool and all action right?” Luna gleamed with excitement because if you hadn’t noticed yet she absolutely loved action movies!

“Yes honey.” John smirked and she started to hop up and down. They looked at each other and she went up and kissed him. Their tongues met and John leaned in more. Their tongues swirled around each other’s and John caressed her mane with his left hand and rubbed around her cutie mark with the other. They broke the kiss and looked at each other. Luna smiled.

“A little feisty aren’t we now.” She nuzzled his cheek.

“Only if you allow me to be.” John kissed her horn.

“Wow I never knew you two were so passionate.” They looked towards the open door and looked at Whooves. Luna shuffled her hooves around nervously.

“So how long have you been standing there?”

“Oh I saw everything, nice move there John rubbing her cutie mark.” John intensely blushed and Luna looked at Whooves with a intense angry glare.

“Can you leave Doctor?” The Doctor’s smile disappeared.

“But why?”

“Me and John want some alone time.” John looked around confused.

“What do you mean by that honey?” She trotted in front of John and lifted up her tail revealing her marehood to him. “Oh okay.” John pushed Whooves out of the room and locked his door. The Doctor pounded his hooves furiously against the door.

“What are you two up to?”

“Private adult stuff.” John yelled at him. Whooves’ eyes lit up like a Christmas tree.

“Oh I see well be back in an hour or so.” Dr. Who trotted away from the door and into the yard. He laughed to himself “Kids these days.”

John sat on one side of the bed looking at Luna. “You sure your ready for this?” Luna whispered in his ear.

“Hopefully, I haven’t had sex, like at all.” Luna backed away a little bit.

“Surely you jest; you must have had sex at least once.” John shook his head.

“Nope, not even once. I know I’m pathetic.” John hung his head. Luna brought her hoof to his chin and turned him to look at her.

“It’s not pathetic it’s wonderful because you’re about to have a special moment in your life and I feel special because I’m your first.”

“But I don’t know how to take care of you.” Luna put her hoof to his lips.

“Shhh. Just go with the flow honey.” John took off his pants and shirt. He then pulled out his member and it made its self hard, Luna turned around and put her lips on his head. She then slowly kissed her way down his rod and back up. Once she reached his tip she swirled her tongue around his head and John groaned in pleasure. Luna then slowly went forward and backwards, increasing speed as the minute went on. When three minutes had passed John could hold himself any long, exhausted the only words to come out of his mouth were.

“Oh shit.”

“What-hrmph!” John’s load shot into Luna’s mouth and she smiled at him. She swallowed all of it and cleaned the rest off his shaft. She looked up at him with a fire in her eyes. “Your cook in my marehood now.” John followed the orders of his lover and positioned himself behind her. He put two fingers in her vulva and it felt like an oven in there.

“Hey are you in heat?” Luna turned her head to look at him.

“Yes.”

“Oh that’s why you’re so feisty today.” Luna glared at him.

“Stop talking and put it in.” John shrugged.

“Okay whatever floats your boat.” John inched his way in and could feel everything. John pushed in a little further and Luna shuddered in pleasure he then proceeded to grip her cutie marks. He rubbed her cutie mark and Luna gasped in pleasure. John started to thrust in faster when he heard Luna cry out in delight. The walls around his cock convulsed and Luna shudder. Seeing her orgasm was just enough for John as he pushed his cock as far as it could go and he came inside her. They both lied down on the bed satisfied and content. “That was awesome.” John said while panting heavily.

“You’re telling me.” John lifted himself out of bed and went over to the computer.

“Good only one hour and we can go back home.”

“Hey John you finally home because I could hear you and your lady banging from inside my car.” John’s eyes widen in shock.

“Oh shit you need to hide before...” John’s door swung open and his roommate looked at the scene unfolded for him. He
pulled out a cigarette and lit it up.

“So who’s she and isn’t she a horse?”

“Wow just like you not to freak out. Well she’s my wife and her name is Luna also she is not a horse she is a goddess.” He turned his attention to Luna.

“Hi, my name is Dane.”

“Pleasure to meet you Dane and I’m guessing your John’s roommate.”

“Yeah that’s me the lazy, do nothing roommate who pays a man named James double his usual rent.”

“Well that’s because that money is going to repairing the house all the messes you created have destroyed the structure of the house and almost all of it has to be rebuild. If you would have cleaned your messes you wouldn’t be in this predicament would you?” Dane took a long drag from his cigarette.

“Well I guess your right about that but that doesn’t mean that I should have to pay for the damages.”

“Actually if you read your contract you would have noted that it says that any damages caused by the tenant would be paid by them.” Dane smirked.

“Well looks like you finally caught me on this one and I guess it’s only fair after all you did warn me countless times.” Dane walked up to the computer and peered at what John was doing. “So downloading more action movies, who they for anyways.”

“Oh Luna loves action movies so I just pirate the ones I know she’ll love.”

“Okay whatever if you want me I’ll be in my room.” John looked at his computer for a few seconds.

“Okay well bring Whooves back in and we’ll leave to go back home in five minutes at the least.” Luna trotted outside.

“Hey Doctor you can come back in.” The brown earth pony came trotting from around the corner.

“Okay let’s go back in then.” They trotted towards

While Luna was getting Whooves John’s computer got a sudden burst in speed and completed the downloads in three minutes. He then put the files on a USB Flash drive and rushed outside of his house. John came up to Luna. “Okay we can go now.”

“Good the faster we get out of here the better.” Luna’s horn glowed bright and in a few seconds they were back in their room.

“So how was your trip sister?” They saw Celestia standing in front of them

“Oh it was a wonderful little trip wasn’t it John?” John looked nervously at Celestia.

“Yep, nothing bad or good happened at all. All we did was get some more movies.” Celestia pointed her attention to the Doctor.

“Can you tell me anything?” The doctor trotted towards his TARDIS.

“Expect little Juna’s to be running around.” He leaped in the TARDIS and it disappeared in a wheezing sound. Celestia turned her attention to us.

“Luna you can’t get pregnant if you want some foals you’ll have to transform John into a pony for it to work. I suggest an Alicorn form so that they will all be normal Alicorns.” Celestia waltzed out the room and the couple decided that some rest would be in order.

A/N: Now listen I’m sorry if this came out a little too late for people but I have school so suspect for updates to come slower also the only time I get internet time is when I go to my local library. Also the sex part was necessary for this story to be actually more real. Think about it, they are married so you can suspect sex is a part of their relationship. Peace out ya’ll and sorry for being a let down.