Drunk Family
New Home
Load Full StoryNext ChapterThe three mares had different reactions to this, Carrot top stood in stunded silence. Red Heart looked from the young filly to Berry, to Spike then back to Ruby. Cheerliee, however, was in no way surprised to see Ruby. being the least surprised Cheerliee was the first to get down and offer Ruby her hand.
"Mr.Cheerliee," Ruby said politely.
"Mrs.Cheerliee now," she replied as she let go of her student, and now Daughter in law's, hand. Carrot top turned to Spike who held up his hands.
"Stepdad." He clarified.
"Carrot top, please tell me you thought he was the real dad." Red Heart said at once "Please."
"Only for a moment." Carrot top replied as she got down, her demeanor changing to one of shock to one of acceptance as she shook the little fillies hand "It's a pleasure to meet you, Ruby." Carrot top said happily, Red Heart shook the fillies hand in silence before turning to Berry Punch who flinched in anticipation.
"So, wanna explain?" Red Heart asked, "Couldn't have, oh I don't know, mentioned you were a mother at any point in the last, what two days?" Spike poked her slightly and Twilight distracted Ruby by being a Princess while Spike joined his wives.
"So I already knew, am I in trouble now or..."
"You didn't tell us and that just shows I can trust you with hard secrets and know your not gonna go blabbing them." Red Heart said, "So no, your not in trouble, she is for not telling us."
"But I also knew." Cheerliee cut in "Just...from being her daughter's teacher."
"I hold the right to be irritated that you didn't think to bring it up, but you're not in the dog house either." Cheerliee and Spike looked at each other, then held their respective hands up.
"Sorry but I don't want Red Heart to be mad at me for defending you," Cheerliee said as she back up.
"Me neither," Spike added as he joined Cheerliee in retreating to go talk to their daughter in law.
"I understand that," Berry replied as Red Heart and Carrot top both glared at her.
"...so?" Carrot top asked "Your explanation?" she asked, Berry acted like a deer in the headlights and just stood her ground in silence as her eyes darted from Carrot Top to Red Heart.
"Really?" Red Heart questioned "You've got nothing?" Berry looked her dead in the eye for a long moment before declaring.
"Uh..." Red Heart pinched the bridge of her nose and looked at Carrot top, who was massaging her temple in silence, before turning back to Berry in silence.
"So you do realize the problems you've caused right?" She asked ,earning another blank stare.
"If we have a Foal running around the house," Carrot top said simply "Then we can't just all have our fun with Spike unless she's out of the house or asleep," Berry blinked at that before tilting her head.
"So your mad...because we can't just have an orgy whenever now?" the two mares stared at her with flamed in their eyes.
"But you wanted kids!" She shot back staring hard at Carrot top who had an angry retort ready.
"And how am I suppose to get that if we're on a sleep scheduled?" As the two began arguing Red Heart made her way to Ruby, who was whispering something to Spike.
"Really?" Spike asked, earning a nod from her before Red Heart got down and offered Ruby a hand.
"Hello Ma'am," Ruby said polity.
"Your nothing like your mother," She noted.
"My Daddy told me she's an special kind of problem," Red Heart looked over at Spike in shock who immediately pointed at himself.
"I'm Mr.Spike thank you very much," He said simply.
"So when you say Daddy-" Red Heart said turning to Ruby.
"I mean the colt who had sex with my Mommy yes," Ruby replied simply getting a look of shock from Red Heart.
"You think that's messed up?" Cheerliee asked as Red Heart got to her hooves and Ruby turned back to Spike. "You should see some of the stuff that she does on a daily basis at School," Cheerliee looked over at Red Heart and shrugged. "Tried to have her put in the foster system, but every time I got the train going I was just told that everything was fine and they pissed right off," Cheerliee gave an uncharacteristically murderous look to the sky. "Berry...well she isn't the most reliably pony, and I suspect that Rubies father is more than likely a pony in a position of power if they can pay off all the representatives from the foster system," as Cheerliee dreamed of breaking a faceless stallions snout Red Heart turned her attention back to Ruby who was now talking to Twilight.
"Really?" Ruby asked in amazement as Twilight smiled back.
"Really," She replied "Because of Spike's marriage to your mother I am now your aunt," Ruby was about to freak out over that when Spike gave a evil smile and added.
"And Celestia is your Grandmother," Ruby lost all interest in Twilight and turned to Spike, Twilight shot Spike an irritated look as he laughed at his Step-Daughters bombarded of questions. Twilight groaned as he Left Spike to answer the endless flurry of questions and walked over to Red Heart.
"Your new home has been set up," She said simply "A Crew of Guards will be arriving tomorrow to help all of you move your personal items from your current homes to the new one,"
"Wait," Carrot top said, cutting Berry off as she told Carrot top off for how stupid it was to be mad at her. "I can't just move, I have an entire Crop of Carrot's that are almost ready for Harvest," Twilight looked over at her.
"I'll have a few unicorns sent to move your garden to your new home," Carrot top lost interest in Berry and made her way to Twilight.
"They ain't touching even the tiniest sliver of dirt without me watching them, and they can't touch any of the carrot's with their magic, it leaves a unpleasant taste that makes them unusable! And-" Twilight took a step back as Carrot top began giving her a list of conditions. Berry Groaned and sat on one of the Train station benches, she looked up as a shadow covered her and Found Spike smiling down at her with Ruby holding onto his Claw gingerly.
"Hi Honey," She said, the word directed at both of them.
"Mommy," Ruby said excitedly "Celestia is my Grandma!" Berry smiled and ruffled her daughters mane.
"I have even better news, your new daddy is Infinitely better than your old one in every way,"
Author's Note
Wow this Sequal is supper late, but it not midnight for me yet so I can still say this!
Merry Christmas! Enjoy your surprise story
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