“Human to pony, yeah, blah blah that. Those cliche stories that y’all are obviously used to. Yeah, this isn’t funny though. All this ain’t funny. And someone get me some eye drops or something!”

Martin’s just your average regular normal... yes, redundancy is a must... Martin’s just a human being. However, he just woke up as Equestria’s infamous mailmare, Derpy Hooves. Now stuck as probably the only pony on Earth, he has to find a way to turn himself back to normal.

Only if he stops being a jackass first.