Todd left the fandom of MLP around season 3. He recently heard that the now-neverending series is entering its record-shattering 49th season, and decides to tune in for old time's sake... only to find he has a LOT of catching up to do.

Written for the Season 9 Bingo contest. My prompt was:

The donkey nation, two of the main 6 in a relatoonship, Lauren Faust, Chrysalis, and the Groffon Kingdom.

I intentionally wrote this as ridiculous as possible, please consider this to be nothing but the most blatant of satire.