An old man wearing a white lab coat and graying hair moved to stand in front of the little class, he was 55 and a prominence in his field of studies but to advance further he needed new data and that could only by obtainable through field research but like in many times in his life, he felt to lazy to do the investigation himself.

So he did the second best thing he could imagine and that was... Getting a group of ignorant kids to do it for him, sure there may be troubles along the way and the data may not be as accurate as needed but this wouldn't be the first time that the famous professor Zack Mike Dickson, authority in the research of Ponies had to swing his way through obstacles.

"Ahem, Welcome to this the first class from me, Professor Zack M Dickson, in how to become a proper and prosperous PokePon trainer, first... Let's settle the basics". The professor pulls out of his coat a square looking object and pushing the button in the middle a bright light appears, when the light disappears the empty space where the square fell is now occupied by a small horse with blonde mane and wings on her sides, her gray fur and golden eyes match perfectly with her mane, when she open her eyes one of them was a bit off .

She moved her head left and right looking at the humans looking back at her. "This here is my little friend Muffins, she's a ditzy doo and she is my very first PokePon, say hi Muffins".

"Doo, doo doo". The little pegasus took flight rather clumsy but soon she was hovering over the kids until she sat down in top of one of the desks been occupied by a chubby kid in yellow clothes.

"Wow, she's pretty". The boy patted the mane of the little mare and she seemed delighted.

"Doo doo". The little gray pony acclaimed with happiness.

"Yes she is! Now as you already know unless you are morons, since the begining of human society we have lived with PokePon as companions, we raised, keep them fed and care for them in exchange of for using them any way we want without objection".

A black haired girl with green clothes raised her hand.

"Yes Miss Green?". Asked the professor.

"Isn't care and shelter a rather unfair exchange for total obedience and submission?".

"Ah it's look like we have one of those equal right fighters here, listen Miss Green I didn't create this law neither did you nor anyone here present, is what we know and we just continue the legacy left behind by our great ancestor so who are we to deny their wisdom and question every little thing missy so now just be quiet, you want to become a PokePon trainer now do you?".

The girl nodded a little intimidated with the old man's smile.

"Then just listen carefully and don't do stupid questions, ok Miss Green?". The girl raised her hand once more to the professor annoyance.

"Yes?".

"My name is Jenet Professor, not green".

"Sorry Miss Green but this is the easiest way for me to remember you so... just stick with it".

"Idiot".

"Did you say something Miss Green?".

"I said continue".

"Thanks, where was I...? Oh yeah total submission, anyway just as we have most PokePon already domesticated and under control there's those still in the wild that can and will be captured and brought under examination, this will not only serve as a way to acquire new Pokepon but also to learn more about the ones we already have and there is were you come in my young trainers to be". All 6 kids in the class nodded with different levels of emotion.

"Now then Mr Red what can you tell me about Muffins". The old man called his Ditsy to him and the little gray pegasus flew end took rest over his shoulder.

"Sir can I choose my color name? The only red thing I have is my cap".

"Sure go ahead". In thin air a line appeared over Red's head so that he could put a new name.

"Let's see... There... Hey wait a minute?!". After the boy wrote Harold in the line the name changed back to Red for some reason.

"Why complain if you were going to choose the same name? Seriously kids this days, names aren't important anyway, I can't even remember the name of my grandson, what was it again?".

"It's Billy, Grampa and I'm gonna tell Mom that you stopped taking your medicine for the memory loss".

"Argh you are in this class? Didn't your mother send you to a public school or something?".

"She was going to but then you told her to get something cheaper and here I am". The boy identified as Billy told his grandfather with little amusement in him.

"Fine! Just don't distract the rest of the class with your personality Blue".

"My name is not... You know what? Blue ain't so bad considering what you have called me before".

"Now then Blue please respond what I asked Mr Red".

"Sure I guess... Let's see... Muffins is a Ditsy Doo Pegasus kind of PokePon with 2 stage of evolution, like all she first start out as a foul, she then evolve to a filly and finally to mare, depending on her stats she get electric or earth elements apart from her default wind element".

"Hmmm not bad, but considering that you are my grandson that's to be expected, this information is provided to us by researchers like me who investigate the habitat and capture PokePon for the knowledge of exploration, but did you know that now we have discovered that a PokePon can evolve even further?".

This shocked the entire class, a girl dressed in pink almost choked in a lollipop she was enjoying.

"For real? This isn't one of your pranks or schemes to get money isn't it?". Billy or Blue as he was known now asked.

"Blue, if you weren't my grandson I would feel offended". Yet the old professor didn't deny the accusation.

"But like... Seriously, you mean like...my mom's Fleuir De Lis can get even prettier?". Another girl in Orange asked.

"That is to be found out Miss Orange, those of you that take the path of trainers will acquire this information first hand and us researchers have to put together the real aspects of your finding".

"So now I'm asking you 6, do you want to take part in this discovery and be the first to find a new evolution in your PokePon?".

"YES!". All six kids yelled with fire in their hearts.

"Very well now, who here can tell me the most important step to start your journey!".

"Heart!".

"Courage!".

"Spirit!".

"Friendship!". Everyone stopped their answers and turned to look at Yellow.

"That's lame".

"Friendship? What's this a tv show for kids?".

"All of you are wrong! The first important step is... Money of course". The old man told the youngsters and they all looked at him with absurdity.

"How else do you plan in paying for the initiation and equipment and other stuff? No complains now I need $300 for each of you and a parent signature giving you permission to explore in the wilderness with no adult supervision and proof of family insurance".

After some minor hassles at the end the professor acquired $1800 and all signatures needed. "Seems everything is in order, very well let's go to step 2".

"Getting our very own PokePon?".

"Not yet you little brat! The second part is... fill out this application". All six trainer to be growled in annoyance.

"Do it, you're almost there and ask if you need".

The 6 kids fell in silence while working in their forms, Professor Dickson used the time to fed Muffins and play games in his cellphone when Red called for his attention.

"Hey Prof, I don't understand this question".

"Which one?".

"Question 14 Sir".

"What? It is perfectly simple, why are you confused by it?".

Green answered the question for him. "What Red probably means is that what does the marital status of our mothers have to do with PokePon?".

"Yeah, and the next one even ask at what time does my mom is alone in home". Asked Yellow.

"Kids kids, no need to question anything, it all have a purpose, considered adult stuff".

"Ah ok prof". Yellow responded without worry now.

"Gramps? Have you forgotten your restriction orders?". Blue asked his older kin who in response choked sending his poor Muffins to land in the floor.

"Damn brat! Why did you have to remind me of that stupid situation, anyway kids just answer honestly, nothing to worry about". Despite the old professor assurance all the kids wrote down fake times or that they didn't have a mother back in home.

"Finally all finish?". All kids nodded. "Excellent, we can begin now, if you can please open the lower drawer in your desk". All 6 did as instructed finding to their pleasure 3 squares like the one the professor used earlier and a phone size gismo that the kids quickly recognized as Ponydex.

"No way! We got 3 PokePon to begin with? Awesome". Red said extremely happy.

"Not quiet that brat in red, now listen well, I'll explain the equipment for your journey, first we have the Capture Unit Version E or CUVE for short, this is what you'll be using for capturing wild PokePon, when you have weakened a PokePon enough you will throw the Cuve at it and captured it, you can have a maximum of 6 with you at any time, the rest will be automatically transported to a individual container that will provide care for your PokePon until you need it again".

The 6 kids nodded understanding the information with no problem before the old man continued.

"Second but most important of all is your Ponydex! Does any of you know how to operate one?".

Blue got his hand up but the old man ignored him.

"Anyone else?, seriously? ok Blue enlighten those kids".

"Sure... First focus the lent into the target and then press the scan button". Blue did it while pointing to Muffins, a small red light appeared and traveled from mane to hooves in the little pegasus.

Ping. "Ditsy Doo, the tumbling PoKePon, when reaching maturity this PokePon can flight to speed of 60 miles por hour, while her speed is averange and her stamina is lacking both her endurance and instincts are considered top notch, although the latter is considered more luck that real talent". The Ponydex went silent after explaining.

"Very well, altough whoever put that about luck is an idiot, Doos are real masters of reflexes, right Muffins?".

"Doo doo Doooooo!". To prove his point Professor Dickson thrown Muffins with all his strength toward Red, the poor mare struggled to recover her direction before colliding against the human and end up turning in time to slam her four hooves at the boy's face effectively knocking him up, she then landed in her butt unharmed. "Dooo!".

"See? Pure reflexes!". The class was silent, but not for the reason that the Professor thought.

"Moving on, apart from collecting info in all the PokePon you will come across it also doubles as a phone, map, lamp, GPS, radio, TV when in range of a transmitting signal, PokePon management assistant, step counter, money management assistant, camera, and beer opener, that last one was put on by my request". The Old man expected some reaction in the teens but found non, then he remembered he was dealing with almost hormonal and pubertic beings.

"It also have short range internet access and mobile games apps".
Immediately they perked up after hearing that.

"Ok then, now is time for what you have been waiting for, your very first PokePon!".

The remaining 5 kids became exited about getting their first own PokePon so much so that when Professor Dickson took out 6 Cuve they rushed forward even stepping iver their fellow trainer Red.

When Yellow tried to grab the first one Muffins almost bit his finger up. "Now now kid, we have an order to this, no jumping, as is custom to show a form of mild respect for our inferior partners we let women go first, so we'll start with Miss Pink".

"Thanks Professor, so kind!". Behind her both Green and Orange did a facepalm.

"Now Miss Green followed by Miss Orange". The two girls took a random Cuve each.

"Can I now? Please?". Yellow pleaded.

"Fine little chub! Don't say I'm not reasonable". Yellow took a Cuve and put it between his arms as if it was a little baby.

"Now you grandson, I hope you get one like my real first one, you know what I mean do ya?". Blue nodded after gulping hard, he then took his Cuve. "Guess that only leaves sleeping beauty over there".

"Now before you ruin this classroom by impatiently opening your Cuve inside a must send you out in a little test and before you complain yes this is part of your initiation so suck it up kiddos, I need you to go to the next town and retrieve a special package from the store and bring it here, there's 3 items to collect and bring and been new on this it will be better to go on pairs, you will be qualified depending on how long you take to come back and how many PokePon info you collect in your run, first team will get a special prize from me so now get going, oh and... Team that fails to bring the package before sunset will be deny his license".

"How do we make the teams?". Asked Green worried as all the other kids now that the Professor dropped such bomb.

"You four choose among yourself but Blue here is teaming up with Red".

"What? That's not fair!". Blue yelled in protest knowing well why his ass of grandfather was doing it, he wanted him to fail for certain.

"Life is like that my boy now move along, take your equipment and prepare your Cuve, when you reach the town's skirt let your PokePon loose and introduce yourself to them, good luck now and don't dick around". All kids did as instructed and soon they were running toward the town's entrance, when he resented the class he saw his grandson carrying the still unconscious Red in his back, his equipment ready at his belt.

When Blue reached the doorway he glared at the old man who only smirked in return and slowly moved out of the way to let the two boys pass.

He then took a seat and Muffins landed in the desk next to him as he pulled out a glass of some alcoholic drink.

"You know Muffins my dear? Life sucks and if we pamper ourselves believing otherwise we'll just become food for the rest".
The little mare saw her master sad face and turned to see the kid in blue which the little mare was also familiar with.

"I know that look, tch fine! Go and keep and eye on him, the good one by the way".

Muffins flipped the old man using her wing as a hand and flew after the retreating kid in blue. "Why you little...! You are lucky that I love you like another daughter!".

"Doo dooo!". He heard Muffins as she went away and could almost understand what she said.

"You too my little one... You too". After one gulp of the liquor he put out his phone and called his lawyer.

"Hey Thomas, how is our insurance right now?".

"Fuck Dickson! Don't tell me that another of your 'assistants' have an accident?".

"He he Funny you ask Tom, let me tell you how my day started...".
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And so 6 new trainer start they journey to become PokePon trainer! Will they succeed? Will they fail? Why is Dickson such a dick? What are the real names of the other kids I didn't name? What PokePon did each kid got? Will I stop doing cheap ass questions just to keep you reading for longer? All the answers to non asked questions in the next chapter of... PokePon!

Author's Note

There you have it, this one is a messy one, cus I don't know how to mix Pokemon with MLP properly bit I'll try my best. Anyway until next time folks!

Next stories:

1) Empress of the night:Childhood years chapter 2.
2) Bad Girl Fun Times:The first one chapter 3.
3) Fruits of love chapter 21.
4) PokePon chapter 2.