Being a thousands-year-old goddess definitely had its perks. Celestia had used her long lifespan to hone her magical abilities, rivalling even those of Starswirl the Bearded.

But there was one spellbook that she had never heard about. Until now.

The problem with being ruler of Equestria was that she couldn't get laid. The lucky stallion would undoubtedly brag about it and the story would eventually make its way to the press. Nopony wanted that.

But Celestia wanted to get laid. So that's just what happened.

I generally don't read incest stuff on here, let alone write it, so I'm a bit out of my comfort zone. One of the accounts I follow alerted me to a contest in the "Incest is Wincest" group. Since there are money prizes and I'm a bit strapped for cash, I decided to write something. Please don't judge me based on what this story depicts.