Twilight and Luna are having a minor dispute. Just a simple question of ownership, really. Ownership of a book. And rather than risk having that little tiff take out any more of the palace grounds, they're going to settle things with a game: whoever wins keeps the ancient tome. It's just a quick match of Pepper. And sure, nopony's played Pepper in centuries: in fact, Twilight's never heard of it. But what could possibly be wrong with participating in a round?

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