Rainbow and Sunset typed away at the computer, composing a message to the various student factions. That's when Sci-Twi entered the room. "Hey, Sunset. What you are doing?" She asked. Sunset and Rainbow smirked. "We're going to write a diss track on the Winx Club," said Dash. "This is be entertaining, let me see that." Sci looked at the messages, they read:

Attention, all art ,music, and theatre students! I'm Sunset Shimmer of the Rainbooms! We are about to make a diss track on the Winx Club. We need cameras, props, music, and theatrics.

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Asked Sci-Twi. "Of course, the Winx disrespected us, we can't take that lying down!" Said Sunset. "I guess I can't really stop you, huh?" Said Sci-Twi. "You wan't in" Asked Rainbow. Sci-Twi sighed. "Fuck it, let's do it!"

-----------------------------------------------------------------------A Few Hours Later----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Y'all wont pass the touch, so we'll take the throne.
We above you like an attack drone!

"WELCOME TO EQUUS COUNTY, MOTHERFUCKERS!!"

The offending music video begins with the 'Winx' talking, until "Flora" trips and fall face first into some mud. "Bloom", with the other Winx start laughing rapidly at him for falling, playfully calling her 'brownose', before helping her up. Then out of nowhere, Sunset Shimmer and the Rainbooms appear in the sky, looking at them.

The Winx, in fear, run away, then enter an old house, in which they tried to hide from the Rainbooms.

The Booms then follow them and enter the house, after AJ kicked down the door.

Calling all Units
Shots fired in front of the Supreme store
There's about to be a 261 in progress
Send all available units
Send in the back-up
Send in the big guns
Send in the canine unit
Send in the... fuck

I wanna be gay 'cause you're fucked and I wanna savour it
But it's cool, after smashing you I'll PayPal you 2K
Oh, no! You getting mad?
Gonna knock the phone right out of my hand?
That shit was fucking absurd
Y'all are "rockstars" who can't resolve shit with words?
Talk like you eating some paste, ayy
Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy
Say to your audience face, ayy
How Jacob Sartorious tastes
Ayy, you look afraid, must have seen a ghostwriter
Well, ditto, little bitch, but I'm not scared to show mine

Woo! You've been pretending
Ever since your magic balls descended
Let kids think you did it all
When you weren't capable of making up playground insults
That's bad, but then I heard you try to rap
I was more disappointed than when I found out
Casey Neistat didn't have nice tats
Boy, gotta flex
Gotta flex, flex, flex
Because when you've got no personality
Replace it with a Rolex
You really don't see your friends rolling their eyes?
Hoping to die, they're so tired
Of you throwing the price of what you buy in their face
No, no, no, no, you think they're gonna say

"Oh my God, you're such a legend
You make me so wet with your reckless spending
You gained my respect and you're oh so funny
Please, take me to your mansion and fuck me!"
You're fucking delusional
So try your best to remember
You girls aint pimps
Y'all borderline sex offenders
Diss boy a flavor of the month
But which is it, huh?
A whiny Vietnamese wanna-be gangsta
It's salt and vingar
You're like Kanye without the talent
Like Jackie Chan but a little faggot
Like Soulja Boy but...
Actually, yeah, you're exactly like
Soulja Boy

The first to go was "Flora", who was pushed to the ground by Fluttershy, and then, "Tecna" got brutally slapped by Sci-Twi.
"Aisha" ran down the hall, only for AJ to launch a lasso around her neck, snapping it. "Musa" hid in the kitchen, but Pinkie pulled her into a magical stove, transforming her into a cupcake. "Stella" tried to hide in the closet, but Rarity was waiting to whack her in the head was a sewing machine.

Say you don't wanna look like a little bitch
But, dude, you're gonna be crucified
How can you claim that shit
When you're to scared to go in on PewDiePie?

Little hoes, little bitch
Suck my metaphorical dick
Admit that you just got pounded

I'd say "take the L" if you could pronounce it
I'd say "take the L" if you could pronounce it
(Get it, Musa, because you're Asian-ish?)
(That's what you wanted, right?)
(Hey, let's make fun of the Asian-ish girl with his Asian girlish eyes)

Jesus Christ, you're as predictable as a house tour
To call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor

Whatever you've promised to follow, you've quit
You can't persist for shit, you narcissistic prick
Your audience is fickle, here's what I predict
Your channel's bound to crash down to rubble (oh, no!)
How the fuck can someone spit cum
And not realise they're in a bubble?
But let me guess, I'm irrelevant, right?
Isn't that your excuse?
When you're too stupid to explain your views
'Cause you're as basic as a one-block Rubik's Cube
You're an insecure, unoriginal little bitch and that's that
So, come to think of it
You're actually the dog filter on Snapchat

Got cash, cash, money and the views and the clicks
And yet you're always gonna be a little bitch

Last, but not least, "Bloom" had a bat in her hands, as walked through the backyard. There, waiting for her, was Sunset Shimmer, in her Super Saiyan Alicorn mode. In an instant, the bacon-haired warrior went up to 'Bloom", and slapped her into a wall. Then, Sunset summoned the infinity gauntlet, and snapped her fingers. In an instant, the "Winx" could only
watch as each other turned into dust. A job well done, Sunset lit a blunt, and smoked it. THE END.

Now I'm finished as planned
It was just three minutes so it wasn't that bad
But I got one question to ask you, bro
Did it feel good, though?

-------------------------------------------------------------The Next Day----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You race into the band room in shock and awe! "Guys! Guys! O to the M to the G!" You exclaim. "What is it, Anon?" Asked Sunset. "That music video went viral!" You say. "And, Bloom Sparx responded."

Sure enough, the video had over a million views, and Bloom tweeted it and said:

LOL, I needed a good laugh. You little cuties stay in your lane. XOX <3
-Bloom

Sunset clenched her fists. "Really?"

Author's Note

Yeah, I know. These are the lyrics of Asian Jake Paul, but i'm terrible with lyrics :P