Discord's POV

I sat in front of my little bundle of Chaos egg which was a purple egg with Twilight's cutie mark on it. This was not a normal egg because it was created by magic not love. When Twilight said she didn't want any kids I took the matter in my own paw and talon. I used my magic and used some of Twilight's to make an egg, our future. But the egg was supposed to hatch a week ago, maybe it was just for decoration like Twilight said. I turned to walk away when I heard a crack!

"Twilight come quick!" I yelled. I snapped my paw causing Twilight to appear with a book of course.

"Discord I was reading! Remember what I said about-" I put my paw over her mouth so she would shush. Twilight looked at the egg that was cracking open, ready to come into the world.

"Come to Daddy!" I cried when the egg finally broke open to reveal a baby Draconequus with a head like Twilight's. The body and hooves were a brown color like mines except the baby had four hooves not one. A little red tail with a purple fur on the with pink and blue stripes. The baby's hair was black and spiked and he had blue wings with purple on the ends. Or for short he was perfect!

Twilight pushed my paw off her mouth and walked up to sniff at the baby before us. As she sniffed him, he began to giggle feeling Twilight's nose tickle him. When Twilight was done she pulled back causing the baby to cry and shower us in chocolate rain.

"Yep this is definitely your offspring." Twilight said dripping wet in chocolate milk. I tried to hold back my laughter seeing Twilight like that ,but I failed. I busted out laughing causing the baby to stop crying and see what was so funny. When he saw Twilight soaking water from horn to hooves he laughed too.

"Ha ha very funny." Twilight used her magic to stop the rain then she shook herself covering me in chocolate. Twilight giggled at me like I did to her earlier but it's not fun when your the wet one.

"Ok I'm done laughing. Now on to important matters like what should we name the baby?" Twilight said after she finally stopped laughing. The baby stopped too and crawled into Twilight's lap falling asleep.

"Um how about you name him, he seems to like you more even though you didn't want him in the first place." I said trying not to sound jealous or pissed.

"Okay then how about Twilight Sparkle the Second or Twilight Sparkle Jr.? Or well this is sort of a Puzzle." Twilight tapped her hoove on her chin trying to think of a perfect name for the baby.

"How about Puzzle like you said." I said smiling because I'm so good at picking names of I do say so myself.

"Puzzle. Hmm has a ring to it so Puzzle it is!" Twilight looked down at her lap to see Puzzle sleeping with his hoove in his mouth. Twilight looked up at me with love in her lovely purple eyes. I lend in to kiss her but she put her hoove to my lips and giggled.

"No Dissy. What if Puzzle wakes up when things get interesting? So as tempting as it is I must say no. Maybe later." Twilight pulled her hoove back slowly and placed it on top of Puzzle's head, petting the fur around his horn.

"How long is later my dear? Tomorrow? Next Friday? Next month?!" I yelled almost losing my cool there in front of Puzzle. Twilight just shook her head and then placed a kiss on my cheek.

"When the time is right Dissy." She giggles at the pet name she gave me. I had a pet name for her too but I learned that somepony else took it all ready. Shinning Armor her BBBFF. So I came up with a back up just in case.

"Whatever you say Twi." I snickered a little a her pet name from me.

"Sorry Dissy but my friends call me that. Think again!" Twilight smiled real big at me knowing that I can't think of a pet name. I was about to say something but Puzzle started to cry again turning the all the books on fire. Twilight started to run around screaming which I found funny until a flaming book fell from the self almost onto Twilight. Good thing I turned all the books back to normal but Twilight still got hit in the head.

"I just saw my worst nightmare!" Twilight yelled.

"What our son could have gotten hurt?" I asked but I know the answer.

"What no my books were on fire! I'm joking I care more about Puzzle than my books." Twilight said while rocking Puzzle to sleep in her arms.

"Sure. On our first date you read a book the whole time!" I said remembering the quiet date which was our first.

"I was reading on how to date so I wouldn't miss up!" Twilight shot back at me. I never did look at the cover of her book but still.

"Let's stop I don't want to wake up Puzzle and get turned into stone or something horrible." I shivered thinking about getting turned into stone for the third time.

"Well I won't let it happen because on our wedding day we promised not to ever use our power on the other." Twilight stopping rocking Puzzle and put him in the crib Apple Jack made for him as a gift.

"I know that I was there right next to you." I smiled at her and placed my paw on her hoove. I lend in to kiss her but this time she didn't pull back instead she kissed back. As our kissed started to go to the next level Puzzle started to cry causing us to stop and see what was wrong.

"Who's idea was it to get a baby!" I yelled an very that Puzzle stole my Twilight Time. Twilight just rolled her eyes and picked up Puzzle to rock him some more.

"It was yours remember? I wasn't ready but apparently you were." After Puzzle closed his eyes and stopped crying Twilight put him back into his crib. She pulled the blanket on him and placed a kiss on his fuzzy little head.

"I'm beat. I'm going to hit the hay you coming Dissy?" Twilight said while walking to our bedroom. I teleported onto the bed in the covers all warm and comfy. Twilight crawled in after me and placed a kiss only fuzzy head.

"Goodnight Dissy."

"Goodnight Princess." I started to drift off to the dream world but Twilight and I were awakened by crying.

"Its your turn." Twilight said before turning over going back to sleep. I yawned and got up to do my night shift.

Author's Note

Hi I'm Puzzle as you read I wasn't an easy baby but enough about me. If you ship Twicord and have next-gens that include a twicord kids join The Puzzle Fan Club!