Random idea processing and storage.

"Hello I am the cherry man!" Anon said.

"Who the fuck are you!" The random pony said.

Anon disappeared and a pile of cherries were left behind.

From that point forward ponies would randomly encounter the cherry man, many tales spread of him. Yet nopony knows where he came from, some have theories that he came from Discord's magic. If you ask Discord himself, he refuses to tell anyone anything other than he has no control over it.

"Ah Rarity, nice to meet you." Said the completely normal turtle siting on the tea table drinking tea.

Rarity did a back flip before turning around and greeting the turtle. "Hello turtle, how's the kids?"

The turtle's shell tore it's self off and 3 smaller turtles came out. "They are fine, but it'll be another 50 years before they can speak."

The room was deathly silent for nearly 10 minutes as Rarity and the turtle stared into each others eyes. Almost instantaneously after that, the turtles disappeared and Rarity continued her life as if they never existed.

In the days of old, there was an ancient tale of a being of flesh, he would appear when ponies know nothing but peace. This being would walk on two legs, he would bring a challenge to Equestria that friendship itself could not fix. He would challenge everything that the nation stood for and in the end, he would always get the last laugh.

No pony knows of this tale, not even the princesses. The tale is a heavily guarded secret told only between the oldest of dragons, the tale being passed from generation to generation. They wish to take advantage of the legend, should it be true. But little did they know, that every single being of the planet will be used as a pawn in his hands.

"Anon hello? Are you ok?"

'I fell on my head again, shit that hurt.'

"Anon are you hurt?"

"Yeah i'm just fine Twilight, I fall of 20 feet buildings everyday, would you stop yelling in my face please? It hurts my head."

"Oh, thank goodness your alright, I can't bare to lose my favorite study buddy."

"I can't bare to lose you either Twilight."

We stared into each others eyes and I could see her happiness for my survival, I did not kiss her. I am not worthy of kissing such a beautiful creature.

"Yeah let's get back to work, that roof isn't going to fix it's self."

"Uh, yeah but we should get you to the hospital first. You could have trauma."

"Fine I can get there myself, see you later!"

"By Anon."