spike's big adventure.

(warning this fanfic makes no sense, have miss spelled grammer  and will confuse the shit out of all of you. Veiwer describion advised.)

It was a simple day in ponyvine Spike was at home recycling Twilight Sprinkle's porno tapes and maginzines. Then a old foe of her's busted through the door. IT WAZ TRIXIE! “twilight Sprinkle we meet again!” Twilight looked at the whore unicorn in front of and said. “oh hai twilight two it is great to see yuz again are you still mad that we made you you look like a fucktard I front of pony ville?” said twilight while she touched herself. Twilight looked at spike and said. "hey i think the blue unicorn is here for the t.v.." spike then sighed.

Trixie said “NO! I the GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE! am hear to brutally rape you and there is nothing you can do about it!” then Spike jumped in and talked to twilight in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice “ come wit me if you want to live!” twilight then said. “ewww why do you want me to cum on you spike that is disgusting!” Spike then face hoofed which doesnt make sense cause he doesnt have any hooves. “ He grabbed twilight's hoof and pick ed her over his head and threw her out the windiow both were looking at each other with murder in there eyes spike said to trixie.

“time for us to have a super awesome badass fight that will be totally epic in all shit!” and then they did . Trixie punched Spike but spike then nailed Trixie and then spike dodged her hadouken.  Spike and Trixie they went at it for two days straight which wasnt two days it was more then one day with the exception of being two days but it ended up being three days because one plus two days equels three. Trixie Eventually stopped along with Spike. “ you are better then I thought Trixie. You sure do know how to move.” said Spike in a suducive manner. “speaking of knowing how to move!” Trixie winked and got on Twilight's bed. The under aged dragon and the above eighteen unicorn magician had epic sex on Twilight's bed. Shortly after spike had enough and said to her unicorn lover. “ thanks bitch now gtfo I need to go to a ex girlfriends and homies house.

She then did as her master commanded then she disapeared into smoke and then Spike left for Pinkie Pies house.(you didnt think Pinkie fucked Spike did ya?) he entered her house and said. “hey pinkie im here to pleasure you in all kinds of directions.” pinkie came out of her room and said. “ oh my I would love that what did ya had in mind silly!” she said in a happy voice spike only nodded and said. “Im going to bang you on your baking table and there is nothing you can do about it!” pinkie looked at spike and then his erected penis and Rainbow Dash who was looking out at them in them on the iple tower from France. ( Rainbow wanted to fuck Spike to. Bet you didnt see that shit coming.)

Pinkie then said In a happy voice. “FUCK YA BABE!” then Spike and Pinkie started to bang on the table . After three hours of dirty pink pony and dragon sex that they stopped and noticed Rarity was staring at them through a window clopping to there sexual stuff that they were doing on the table at 9 o'clock  in the afternoon in the middle of the night. Spike knew whats she wanted. "Rarity do you want to fuck me and Pinky to?" Spike said through the wall knowingly "you bet your purple and green horny ass i do! im not taking no for an anwser And there is nothing you can do about it!" Rarity said in a crack addict voice cause she did meth on the way to sugarecube corner. So Spike invited the horny Miss Rarity in and they had a threesome. (There three way was cut short when Spike smelled the stench of a troll) he loed outside and seen Discard the troll of destructin. And then Spike pulled his giant dong away and said. “sorry my two other lovers but ME SPIKE THAT DRAGON MUST SAVE THE WORLD which isnt the world its just equestria but it was still a world......of EQUESTRIA!” Spike said in a rough manly voice he then fled to face Discord and save Ponyviltal.

Spike got on his bad ass Ghost Rider motercyclic and rode to Discord who was just standing there because because he was standing there and there is nothing you can do about it. Discord see's spike. “lolololol I am back to reclaim the dragon sword from Fluettershine.”said discord  “NO!” Yelled Fluttershy who was still in the kingdom of the crystal skull. Spike said "get ready to feel my wraith..... oh and there is nothing you can do about!" Spike then turned into a badass spartan called master chief with rocket launchers an axe on her tail a lazor eye and an ion beam which is essentially a giant big ass laser attached to his chest then he began to beat the shit, blow the shit, and frequently lazor face the shit out of Discord.

Discord began to cry like a little bitch and unlike the acual t.v. Series this time he lasted less than five seconds. Spike then put his hand on Discords head then magically tore off discords skull without ripping the skin and then rarity took it from him and placed on her head like a hat. Spike sighed and looked at Rarity. "Rarity why are you such...a bone-head.(fake audience laughter played.) Discord died a horrific and terrible death. Bad news for Spike now every mare pony wanted to fuck him cause he is hero and there was nothing he can do about it. Spike then changed back and teleportal to his trea house and sat down. “god why does everpony want to fuck me like a stud?” Spike sighed and went to bed he only woke up the next morning to find six hundred female ponies surrounding his bed. He was in shock and said.

“Why are you all here?!?!..... Around my bed!....... When you should be in my bed.” he said in a stud like voice. he winked at

the all the ponies and then they had a  orgy party with wii remotes. Spike was having the most fun he had in a while he loved the stench of female juices spraying on him. Spike was happy and said. " they told me girls cant ejaculate but guess what. ha i just made a reference to rvb bow chicka bow wow." he laughed as Colgate was riding the FUCK! out of his spiked dragon penis Colgate didnt care that his dick was ripping her tiny pussy to shreds she just enjoyed riding spike. it was then spike just remembered that Twilight was drunk and had forgotted to write Princess Celestia a letter. spike then told twilight to do it and Twilight said.

"I-ill right this to ,HIC, Celestia." Twilight did so. "dear Princess Molestia go fuck your self ,HIC, Luna is a best princess! i'd rather fuck Luna then you... your drunk as fuck student Twilight Sprinkle. P.S. i just dissed your royal ass and there is nothing you can FUCKING DO ABOUT IT!" Twilight then collapsed on the floor and Spike picked her up and put her in the bed that had her name on just in case if she became drunk off her unicorn ASS! and forgot which be she slept in. "good night you purple haired lovable cunt" Spike then kissed her on the forecheak and  rejoined his orgy party for defeating Discord. the next day Spike walked outside after the biggest orgy he had. Twilight was asleep dreaming about banging Luna. “its been a good day.” “SPIKE THE DRAGON I HAVE BEEN HUNTING YOU DOWN SINCE YOU PUT ME IN THAT GYPSY BOX! du DU DUUUUUUUUUU!” said a mysterious dark figure. Spike had no clue what was going on. "NO not you why did you come back!"