spike's big adventure.

i was at home one day thinking to myself and then i just remembered i had a fanfic to make so this is chapter 2 of spike's big adventure. enjoy

the darken figure that was totally dark and awesome is shit came out and then spike seen who it is he was shocked..IT WAS HIS OLD RIVAL APPLEJAP! "spikens da draganike i have come back from the under world which was big and scary for my vengence!" Apple jap said in a rough voice. " well well well i never thought i see you here AJ my old time lover and mortal enemy we meet again on the battlefield.......3.Which happens to be ponyvile,.... which happens to be in equestria,......which happens to in the center of the earth." spike replied. "how did you escape i encased the box i put you in with cement and threw it in lava!" apple jap then re replied. "ha you left me one thing. my straw!" spike gasped. "no!" apple jap laughed. "Thats right i drank my way out the lava tasted like moonshine dipped in with ghost chili extract to me!"

spike looked at her as Apple jap looked at him. then suddently apple jap took a giant samerai sworid and lookd at the purple bad ass hero. " time to die worm!" apple jap ran toward spike spike said. " technically im a dragon!". spike used his tale to deflected her attacks then applejap took a sub machine gun out of FUCKING! nowhere and shot AT HIM. Good thing for spike Applejap had the eye sight of a bat and couldnt aim. She ended up killing bonbon, carrot top, cheerlie, cloud chaser, and shining armor who was visiting twilight on an visit to pony ville while he was visiting the everfree forest for no FUCKING REASON! spike then pulled out a big ass gattling gun and destroyed half of pony ville but missing the orange earth pony. the shots fired made debree and then spike couldnt see cause his sight was clouded with smoke. then Apple jap came out of the smoke piloting a tiger tank and blew up city hall cause it sucked.

Spike then said. "no soooo mucchhh POWER!" then spike began jerking off the jerking off terned his dick into a 50 mm barrel and shot a 50 mm bullet at the tank destroying and almost killing apple jap. " OH SHIT!" said apel blom "shut up kid your not in this story!" spike then kicked the kid so far that she went into space and crashed into the sun. " Spike we arnt doneth here!" said apple jep who was only a head now. "how the fuck are you still alive? your missing your body!" yelled spike. "SPIKE THE DRAGON YOUR ASS IS GRASS!" spike looked up and seen princess celestia and she was fucking pissed! she landed and said. "spike the dragon why in equestria did my student twilight sprinkle send me this letter that told me to go fuck myself and that she wants to FUCK my sister?" spike then replied " well you see princess i..." he was cut short by celestia. " IM THE ONY PONY WHO GETS TO FUCK MY SISTER! BANISHED BOTH OF YOU EVERFREE FOREST NOW! COMEON BANISHMENT BOTH OF YOU ONE MILLION YEARS OF BANISHMENT TILL YOU BOTH THINK ABOUT WHQAT YOU'VE DON!"

celestia magically teleported spike to the everfree forest along with twilight dumbass and then spike could not just help it but to hit twilight sprinkle in the face......so he did. "do you have any idea wat you have done! thanks to you we're fucking stuck here you stupid purple haired cunt!" yelling at twilight as she was banging her head on the tree like an loboptinized bimbo. spike sighed and began to walk as far away from twilight as possible hopeing she would not follow. spike was able to locate a place with houses. he knocked on the door and seen that it was fluttershy who lived there. she started to talk in a crack smoker voice. " hey hey hey what yall doing here?" spike was confused and then he seen twilight was there chewing bark from a tree. spike sighed. " fluttershy stop talking like that you got kicked off pony.mov remember?" fluttershy responded. "oh yea now i remember." she siged and brought the two in she then gave them tea. " what brings you two here?" said fluttershy. "we got banished by bitchness molestia." said spike as they all continued to talk fluttershy began to bring the alcahol out and they had a drinking party. "spppppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee?" said fluttershy in a drunk voice. "what is it fluttershy?" responded spike. " your a cute dragon follow me to my bed and lets fuck." spike was shocked fluttershy wasnt like this. he didnt want to take advantage of her in this state cause spike is cool like that. " sorry but when ya sober then we will have lots of fun!"

fluttershy was crying."OK IM A VIRGIN!" yelled fluttershty even tho no one mentioned it. " flutter i-i had no idea im sorry i made you upset you really wanted to do a super stud like me?" said spike. "yes i do! spike i love you!" she said confesingly the dragon and the pegasis looked at each other lost in each others eyes. " i think im in love with you" said fluttershy. "i love me to." spike responded they both leaned in and started to makout on her couch it was more romantic then a sun set it was more romantic then twilight by fifthty times infinity. thry got deep into and where was twilight? she was in the back fucking a tree...... spike broke away. "whats wrong spike" fluttershy said.."i forgot the dragon condems." said spike they stopped and fluttershy said to spike. "we could continue another time ok." spike agreed but there poor love making had been cut short when rarity busted down the door with an angry look on her face. "how could you spiky wiky i thought we had sumthin special!" she then started to cry spike had to think of something quick before rarity starts to develope a brain and ask why she was banging a underaged dragon when she could be fucking a tree like twilight." RARITY WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME AND FLUTTERSHY!" rarity gasped and said. " you bet your banished purple green ass i would!" and then they had a three some.

it only lasted for a couple of nano seconds because a familiar griffin swoop in during there hot erotic activities. "no you what are you... " "yest it is i gilda the griffin and im here for my revenge!" gilda said and she also looked different she had a skinhead tattoo and a dictator hat on her head....spike was fucked.